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Pons_Aelius, in Shall we return to The Shire, then?

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

dream_weasel, in Shall we return to The Shire, then?

Elevensies?

JimmyDean,

Late-morning tea break

Pons_Aelius,

Or the hour it was acceptable to start in on the gin and tonic. (according to a phd student of Tolkien's at Exeter College, Oxford in the 1950s)

dream_weasel,

I know what it is, it’s spelled screwy in the image.

name_NULL111653,

There is no “i” in elevenses. The image is correct…

dream_weasel,

I will concede no “I” in elevensies if you concede no “o” in diarrhea.

Amilo159, in Shall we return to The Shire, then?
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I thought they were characters from Harry Pawter

Dups, in Shall we return to The Shire, then?
@Dups@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fucking love that vibe

DragonTypeWyvern, in Bonjour

I don’t want to start a whole thing, but this was actually my least favorite thing about Rings of Power.

It’s the wrong damn Durins to be teasing a Balrog! The prince is Durin IV, and the Balrog no diffs Durin VI after he delves too greedily and too deep.

Maybe they’re planning to have the dwarves fight and defeat him, and like seal him away for a couple hundred years or whatever but… Can you not? The Balrog is supposed to be ignoring this whole period, slapping that snooze button and blocking Sauron’s calls.

CeruleanRuin,

I’m honestly hoping that was just some early foreshadowing for something that won’t pay off for several seasons.

But I do expect that they’ll get there over the five season arc, which is supposed to depict events spanning the entire Second Age. Time compression aside, I have enjoyed the adaptation so far. They are already fudging things quite a bit in having Durin IV be the son of Durin III, rather than an anointed reincarnation several generations down the line as the lore describes, but I don’t mind it so much, because it allows for an equivalent story to be told in a coherent manner for the episodic tv format.

If purists had their druthers, each episode would have dozens of new characters and be set in a completely new time period, with decades or centuries passing every week. It would be an incomprehensible mess.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

I think it would have been interesting to tell each season as a notable period in the Age, with a permanent cast of elves and wizards and a rotating cast of dwarves and humans, but yeah the adaptation would always have had to take shortcuts.

niktemadur, in Bonjour

Ai! Ai!”, wailed Legolas.

thepianistfroggollum, in I don't think he knows about second monitor, Pip.

Pfft, I’m having to talk myself out of a 5th and 6th monitor.

Dindonmasker, in I don't think he knows about second monitor, Pip.
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No1,
@No1@aussie.zone avatar

I hear flutes playing.

Can you hear flutes playing?

Psythik,

At this point why not just go with a giant curved TV or even a VR headset?

aBundleOfFerrets,

Photo clearly depicts virtual monitors in VR

Psythik,

I didn’t even notice the background cause I was too focused on the monitors lol. (Also if you’re in VR, why would you still have monitors with bezels instead of just creating one giant screen?)

4am,

What about elevensies?

cymor, in I don't think he knows about second monitor, Pip.

3 is the right number for me.

moistclump, in I don't think he knows about second monitor, Pip.

I’m gonna be pedantic and say the “, yes.” Should be on the first monitor.

Sagar, in The wise

Lol

:P

i_stole_ur_taco, in The wise

It is said he rejected reason for madness.

GenderIsOpSec, in The wise
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meanwhile Gandalf makes a cavalry charge down a waaaaaay too steep hill towards the aforementioned pikemen thonk

Norgur,

but he had the power of "making it really bright" on his side, and we all know that this is the achilles heel of all pikemen everywhere!

Hank,

Aren't Uruk Hai really sensible to light? So the riders had vision, the high ground, morale and momentum on their side.

Norgur,

Pikes are pushed against/into the ground, so neither morale nor momentum will do you any good against them. Discomforting the pikemen will also not do anything, since pikes and their use in formations are designed for that to happen. If you get charged by a fuckton of cavalry, you are bound to flinch anyway and you weren't supposed to actually do anything with the pike but push it into the ground if you were charged. The momentum is provided by courtesy of the attacker. So the downhill movement and the momentum are a disadvantage against pikes.

And I'm not even counting the fact that horses will not charge walls of spiky things. They are living beings with a mind of their own. A fact that we tend to forget nowadays. But I'm willing to let that one slide, perhaps there was some super special sauce training only known to the horse freaks of Rohan that made them go through with the charge.

null_recurrent,

“Then he must be a noble beast indeed,” said Aragorn; “and it grieves me more than many tidings that might seem worse to learn that Sauron levies such tribute. It was not so when last I was in that land.”

“Nor is it now, I will swear,” said Boromir. “It is a lie that comes from the Enemy. I know the Horse Freaks of Rohan; true and valiant, our allies, dwelling still in the lands that we gave them long ago.”

Anticorp,

Ghandalf did not pass through fire and death to bandy words with a witless worm such as yourself. It was magic light, that did magic things. Okay?

Norgur,
TonyTonyChopper,
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is that Shire Leboeuf

SatanicNotMessianic,

The Uruk-hai were more tolerant of daylight than other orcs. I think it was mentioned a couple of times by the fellowship folks, and there was also a scene when they had captured Merry and Pippin and had to keep running day and night. The commander made fun of the others for being weaker against the daylight.

Also, cavalry can generally defeat a pole arm formation by flanking and using a combined arms operation. They need projectile weapons (arrows/muskets/cannon…) or infantry to keep the pikemen engaged. If the pole arm unit forms a square, it’s largely protected against cavalry but has increased vulnerability to missile weapons and is fairly immobile.

Or just send in the ents.

GreenMario,

Man, making me wanna install Third Age Total War.

DavidGarcia,

obviously Saruman the 4D-chess-mover predicted that Gandalf would flank them with cavalry and that’s why he brought pikemen to a siege

utopologist,
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We need to resist the hegemony of the wizards, these guys clearly have no business making decisions for the rest of Middle-earth

mosiacmango,

Shit worked, didnt it?

Wizard apparently knows a thing or two.

uralsolo,

It makes sense narratively and tactically that he timed his charge with the sun creeping over the hill so that the orcs were blinded by it though.

relative_iterator, in The wise
@relative_iterator@sh.itjust.works avatar

Walled shelter

mabd, in The wise
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I mean, generally speaking, sending pikemen against a people famous for riding horses sounds smart to me lol

ikiru,

Yeah, I don’t understand why people are confused by this. Haha

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