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hemko, in Shireside

Okay but what if Pippin had a double barrel in the books?

Thavron,
@Thavron@lemmy.ca avatar

That’s Merry.

MajorMajormajormajor,

Okay but what if Pippin had a double Merry in the books?

blackluster117, (edited )
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

They call them pints.

hemko,

Right, anyways

Early_To_Risa, in Shireside

Looks like an album cover.

What would this band be called?

SubArcticTundra,

Three blokes and a gun

Beardsley,

Little on the nose there

Shareni,

Merry, Pippin, and two smoking barrels

Frodo, Doggo, and two smoking hobbitses

MajorMajormajormajor, in Shireside

Where’s Sam? Is he secret? Is he safe?

pleb_maximus,

Well, someone had to take the picture, no?

MajorMajormajormajor,

You are both wise and fair.

Chainweasel, in Shireside

No one tasked with writing an essay would substitute an 11 letter word with a 5 letter word.

teft, in A good food guide to middle earth
@teft@startrek.website avatar
GreenMario, in Shireside

Shire roads, take me home to the place I belong

Western Shire, hobbit mama

Take me home, shire road 🎵

BoiLudens, in Uruk-Hai School Musical

Thanks, I’ll be reappropriating this

smeg,

share the load

Mordachai_Shedbacon, in Uruk-Hai School Musical

Looks like pizza Friday is back on the menu, boys

indigomirage,

That is the funniest thing I’ve read in quite a while!

indigomirage,

Update - I’m still giggling.

GreenMario, in Uruk-Hai School Musical
demonsword,
@demonsword@lemmy.world avatar

<span style="color:#323232;">Beavis approves this
</span>
waz, in A good food guide to middle earth

*Beer comes in 20oz pints

TonyTonyChopper,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

I swear a pint used to be 24 ounces at the good pubs

GreenMario,

Shrinkflation strikes in Middle Earth.

pooberbee, in Uruk-Hai School Musical

That’s a badass codpiece

doubletwist, in A good food guide to middle earth

Was expecting an area for “Poh-tay-toes”. Left disappointed.

Matthew,

Look at the asterisks

Batman,

Fun fact they never actually say that in the book. Because books use written text, they don’t talk.

GreenMario, in A good food guide to middle earth

Gondor/Rohan region: Man flesh steaks.

Default_Defect, in A good food guide to middle earth
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

is it “ripe off the bone”?

FumpyAer, in A good food guide to middle earth
@FumpyAer@hexbear.net avatar

How do orks born in Isengard know what a menu is?

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Oh, so orcs can’t have their own restaurants?

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