DharmaCurious,
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

All hail Stamets, Lord of the meme.

NotSpez,

Praise be upon him

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar
NotSpez,

Content is key. And you are a large-scale provider, so many thanks! I know you’re just a regular person (although there is a non-zero chance you’re actually Obama) but we just appreciate you

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I am so white I sunburn at night so I’m definitely not Obama.

Definitely just a dude you’ve never heard of with way too much time and mental health issues on his hands.

cheese_greater,

Yo momma so white she gets lost in a sugarcane maze

phorq,

42: Always know where your towel is.

43: Star Trek memes or you’re the next away mission’s red shirt.

hitmyspot,

And not on a tip to Risa. Yno what I’m sayin.

Tattorack,
@Tattorack@lemmy.world avatar

I’m more of a TNG guy so I’ll be fine in a red shirt.

AustralianSimon,
@AustralianSimon@lemmy.world avatar

Never mention you don’t use Linux or Firefox otherwise the neckbeards will come at you.

frankPodmore,
@frankPodmore@slrpnk.net avatar

Looking at the downvotes Yep, checks out.

cheese_greater,

“Fixed” it…i hope

thanks_shakey_snake,

Your YouTube link should have been a Piped link but it’s okay.

You’re free to enjoy the lemmit.online content, but don’t interact with it or you will appear confused.

Don’t stress about upvotes/downvotes-- They’re even more made up here than usual.

Never pass up an opportunity to bitch about ads, Chrome, Reddit, capitalism, Arch users, streaming services, or your favorite Lemmy client.

Do not attempt the Picard Maneuver unless you’re sure you know what you’re doing.

Tattorack,
@Tattorack@lemmy.world avatar

Which Picard maneuver, though?

The short jump one or the straightening uniform one?

tubbadu,

Beans

lvxferre,
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar

No poop challenge.

instamat,

I almost forgot about this

cheese_greater,

Please, wat IS this lol

TeaHands,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

The first truly viral Lemmy post, I believe. It was a thing to behold. Post over in !asklemmy from a guy asking how to not poop for three days but being extremely mysterious about the reasons why.

Did we ever find out why, in the end? Idk but I have chosen to enjoy the mystery.

I already lose track of whether this led directly to the bean craze or if the bean craze was unrelated, but they happened very close together!

Unfortunately seems like the original post has been deleted and now I am sad.

cheese_greater,

U have the link? I thought that was a Reddit thing?

TeaHands,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

Like I said the OP seems to have been deleted although turns out you can still see the comments at old.lemmy.world/post/440073 which should give you a general idea. Bear in mind most people had been on Lemmy for just a few days at this point.

cheese_greater,

O my god, amazing! I wish someone would create an APP that you add the lemmy url to and it finds a way to store the page data and export it for retention. I hate i can’t keep amazing posts

hoshikarakitaridia,

It is legend that will haunt us for the rest of our lives.

TeaHands,
@TeaHands@lemmy.world avatar

Deleting such a pivotal post should be a criminal offence.

cheese_greater, (edited )

Surprisingly, JAIL!

Edit: definitely on Lemmy.ML :/

kratoz29,

Never forget.

lemann,

Florida man must have had a ton before encountering that racoon

lvxferre,
@lvxferre@lemmy.ml avatar
  1. We don’t talk about Reddit here. Except when we do.
  2. [De]federation is srs bizniz.
  3. Seize the means of production computation.
  4. People from that instance over there are bad.
SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The fedidrama chef’s kiss

cheese_greater,

I adore #5. Same with Trump for me

burgersc12,

Ay yo FUCK that instance tho fr

cheese_greater,

I only hate Lemmy.ml or whatever its instance is cuz they banned me “for no reason”.

I think it was related to vaccuums, they wanted to clean up the place and thats hard to do when guys are jizzing in vaccuum s i guess…?

Edit: also, for all i know vacuums are manufactured in Malaysia (ML?) and the communist government “forced” their bloody hands on it. Still doesn’t make for a free and purely rational discussion forum.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I left because the moderation and administration are inconsistent. The rules were left too vague and one of the admins keeps removing random stuff according to different rules or new definitions of the rules. They are left so insanely vague so they can basically do what they want. Kinda icky to me. If I’m doing something wrong I wanna stop it. I was abused as a kid by a mother who loved to make up new stuff and new rules and judge me by them. Blame me for not following them when they only existed in her head.

Said admin acts the same way and I have absolutely no interest in engaging with that. I barely escaped hell before. I’m not going back.

cheese_greater,

Reminds me of Tildes honestly. Had some great discussions but the condescending loser assholes and the ruthless moderation by @deimos was insanely non-evenhanded ultimately and lost them a contributor who actually brought thoughtful if idiosyncratic views on things that always created abundant engagement. Ah, its just as well. I need fewer distractions and at least with Lemmy, theres lots of space (instance-permitting) to be me. Same reason why I like Lobste.rs: smart folks but way to harsh+judgemental and inflexible, like a computer program lol

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Yeah I was considering Tildes and then I saw all the insane moderation. Left that shithole as fast as possible.

cheese_greater,

I think my mortal sin was making a joke about wine producers creating like a jelly or candy from leftover shit

I said:

WineGums

User banned

Also jail

KISSmyOS, (edited )

I was banned citing rule 1 (no bigotry, racism, etc) for posting a meme about how modern cars are too big, too expensive, and send all your data to China.
Apparently because my meme implied China Bad.

cheese_greater,

I mean, they def send all ur data to America lol.

cheese_greater,

srs [monkey]bizniz

cheese_greater,

Bad downvoter

KISSmyOS,

Billionaires should be guillotined, then eaten.

haha, just kidding 😂

…unless? 😏

instamat,

I ain’t tryna eat that pasty flesh

cheese_greater,

Ya but they might have eaten children so it might be softer \s

Yarra,

It’s definitely softer form the piles of cash they sleep on… Or so I’ve heard

cheese_greater,

I think ModestProposal aready covers this

AceTKen,
@AceTKen@lemmy.ca avatar

We were kidding at some point?

HeartyBeast,
@HeartyBeast@kbin.social avatar

Always refer to the whole of threadiverse as ‘Lemmy”.

(Hello from kbin)🙂

To be fair, I think this is quite understandable

NotSpez,

Oops, my bad. Greetings, fellow fedinaut

cheese_greater,

Fed you! Aha

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
  1. We’re pirates
phorq,

Sharing is caring, and that includes data… unless it’s personal data.

netchami,

Exactly

Teon,
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

No licking yourself in public.

cheese_greater,

Now now, thats sweeping?!

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar
  1. Don’t have an opinion too far away from the general public.
cheese_greater,

Overton Window [same intonation as “Bruuuuuuh?”]

LemmyIsFantastic,

Lemmy != General public

Not by a long shot.

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

The general public on Lemmy.

VoidHeathen,

Rule confirmed

Inui,

Brave of you to post this on a .world thread.

rtxn,

If you are an arch user, like myself, you must announce it at every opportunity.

Also, mandatory GNOME hate.

KISSmyOS,

Gnome is the worst desktop environment, except for all those other DE’s that I’ve tried from time to time.

magic_lobster_party,

Mandatory Ubuntu hate as well.

I use Ubuntu btw.

cheese_greater,

I feel its almost like you all shoukld just stop presenting your OS bona fides unless its 1) solicited explicitly + 2) its explicitly relevant to the conversation even if 1) is not fulfilled

rtxn,

But how will people know I use arch btw?

cheese_greater,

I fucking love this, thank you comical stranger

PsychedSy,

I failed a gentoo stage 2 install 20 years ago.

KISSmyOS,

Gentoo has stages? What’s the end boss like?

PsychedSy,

Not sure. I didn’t make it far.

rtxn,

The end boss is swallowing your pride and installing Debian.

netchami,

Installing from a stage 1 tarball back in 2002

muse,
@muse@kbin.social avatar

18: Don't feed the tankies
19: if you didn't like Star Trek before, go to Risa and count the lights till you do

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

There are 4 of those lights. Or is there 5…

wheeldawg,

Oh shit he’s starting to turn evil.

I suggest you count REALLY carefully here.

echodot,

Were going to find Geordie a girlfriend if it kills us.

Tattorack,
@Tattorack@lemmy.world avatar

… I count four.

FaceDeer,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

Never say anything that isn't entirely bad about Elon Musk.

NotSpez,

This is so true! And I agree he’s an asshat by the way

hoshikarakitaridia,

Tbh this rule hasn’t been an issue for me. I cite him for his quote on politics and I still respect a lot of the geniuses who work for him. I really don’t share his views, but ppl can be skilled and still suck with what they’re saying. I love PCs and the internet, but ppl will never be binary.

cheese_greater,

He’s a good advocate for Signal so I take the free advertising seriously cuz i love it

Yarra,

Make sure to keep an escape rope handy as the rabbit holes have rabbit holes

cheese_greater,

Whats that thing thats like 5*4*3*2*1

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

5 factorial

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