MrFunnyMoustache,

I use a soap bar, and just scrub my body with it. It does the job.

xenspidey,

No one in here uses a loofa?!?

someguy3,

I think the question is to those that don’t.

TurtleLife,

Loofah all day! I will even take a loofah on trips. Just never feel clean without it.

domesticstreetcat,

This thread of comments is disturbing.

donslaught,

You know, I can understand not needing to scrub if you live somewhere where you don’t really sweat or it’s not humid enough that dirt just sticks to you because you exist, but that’s not me and the thought of someone just wiping themselves with soap makes me feel icky. I need a shower.

phacus,

Shove the soap.

Madison420,
pruwybn,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

To quote Chandler: “Soap is soap! It’s self-cleaning!”

realaether,

Isn’t soap technically self-dirtying since it’s supposed to get dirt to cling to it rather than your skin?

Willer,

pro tip: use water with the soap

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

No. The point of soap is to reduce the surface tension of water so that grime, oils, and bacteria can’t stick around.

This is why the CDC recommends wetting before applying soap… Because the moment the soap propagates through the water (which happens extremely fast) is the moment microorganisms lose their grip. Applying (wet) soap beforehand reduces its efficacy.

Anything unsanitary stuck to or in the soap isn’t going to be able to stick around once rinsing takes place.

Also remember The Law of Conservation of Filth: For something to become clean something else must become dirty. The water is what’s getting “dirty” because of the soap.

kairo79,
@kairo79@lemmy.ml avatar

Follow-up question: do you wash your feet extra or do you also think that the shower gel water below will fix that?

thisisbutaname,

Assume nothing, wash everything

brainfreeze,
@brainfreeze@kbin.social avatar

I want this on a T-shirt.

MrScottyTay,

Feet need to be scrubbed, not rinsed.

When you take a bath you don’t just dip yourself for a bit and then get out

mrgreyeyes,

I’m 196cm tall. Do you know how far I need to go down to wash them? I trust trickling down soapy water will fix that.

kairo79,
@kairo79@lemmy.ml avatar

Man, maybe that’s it! I am 196cm tall too 🙏

Stoneykins,

You can get shower mats with brush parts. No need to fold yourself in half, just shuffle your feet.

Willer,

unfortunately shower mats are notoriously gross

Stoneykins,

Only if you don’t clean them in my experience, and they aren’t particularly hard to clean. Just give em as good scrub when you clean the shower.

Willer,

aint nobody got time for that

Willer,

plus tiny shitass shower

bugsmith,
@bugsmith@programming.dev avatar

I hope to never come in close proximity to your feet.

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

He’s the sole person in many situations!

socsa,

Banned

CmdrShepard,

Do you not have knees? I’m the same height and just bend my leg up to scrub my feet.

Y’all are nasty if you’re not scrubbing everything. Soap running down from above isn’t going to do much.

stagen,
@stagen@feddit.dk avatar

I’ve got really bad calluses so yeah I usually give them a good rough scrub with a coarse washcloth.

socsa,

If you don’t wash your feet then you are not allowed in my house.

Willer,

i wasnt planning on coming

kairo79,
@kairo79@lemmy.ml avatar

Are you asking all your guests before?

socsa,

Yes it is on the questionnaire, and the interview explicitly covers the definition of “wash your feet” we are using so there can be no confusion.

Willer, (edited )

Everything that is below my pp i dont touch. Never have in my life. I just dont get that dirty that often.

static_motion,

You fucking bet I scrub my feet. I rock climb and as most climbers do I wear my climbing shoes without socks, which also means they collect a ton of dead skin cells and sweat which makes them smell absolutely vile. I spray them all the time with a multitude of bacteria and fungus killing products, even wash them from time to time, but there’s no real solution. I just treat them as biohazard when not climbing. So yes, I make an effort to thoroughly scrub my feet to ensure they don’t retain the smell and to try to reduce how many dead cells end up in the shoes.

Sanyanov,

Lather first

Also, a lifehack: if you have body hair, you can lather soap onto your hands and then just move them through your body hair

This allows you to generate tons of soap foam with which you can wash EVERYTHING

Imgonnatrythis,

Lather and hands. Unless you live alone shoving the soap leaves hair on it and that’s just nasty for everyone else to look at or deal with.

whenever8186,

Dealt with by simply rinsing it afterwards

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

But then what are you going to use to decorate the shower walls‽ No reason to pull your own hair out!

The drain hair is for cosplay wigs 👍

Imgonnatrythis,

You’ve never had to play a game of chase the pube around the soap bar. It’s a phenomenon physics has not yet found a way to explain, but rinsing soap with a pube on it just causes the pube to quantum jump to the other side of the soap bar.

captainlezbian,

It’s soap. It’s a bar. I rub it on my wife then myself and then we rinse it off.

Lexaprofessor,

I, too, like to rub it on this guy’s wife.

corsicanguppy,

We all do, but don’t mess it up for everyone.

intensely_human,

My shower has different cycles like a self serve car wash. I just move the dial to the appropriate setting and go from there.

I always start with that bubblegum-scented foam brush.

Burninator05,

I think I have the same shower head you do. My favorite cycle is the undercarriage blast for…resaons.

Wraith25,

I just use my chest hair, I feel like if I use a washcloth I’ll smell moldy without realizing it

Veltoss,

WTF? Why would you smell moldy? Would you not wash the cloth? Do you think people who use wash cloths aren’t washing them?

This thread is a disturbing trip.

Wraith25,

Your telling me you use one washcloth per shower? If you don’t how are you letting that dry?

It’s the same argument as the people who have the washer dryer combos. They smell like mold homie. You don’t smell it. I do.

emeralddawn45,

Uh wring it out a little bit and hang it on the shower rack? How humid is your bathroom if things don’t dry? Do you use a fresh towel everyday?

CarnivorousCouch,

I mean, yeah? I don’t use a wash cloth anymore, I use a different kind of scrubber that dries out quickly, but when I used a wash cloth I just used a different one every day. Marginal impact on my laundry and a pack at Target was cheap. Every day I could wash my face with a clean cloth and then wash the rest of my body.

BetaBlake,

This thread has made me realize I’m apparently surrounded by nasty motherfuckers.

variants,

realizing why so many people smell like armpit

CaptFeather,

Lmao I mean I guess if you never washed it? I’ve never had that problem with my washcloths

FederatedSaint,

I swipe the bar of soap between my butt cheeks like a credit card…

riskable,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

Yeah, Near Filth Cleaning (NFC) based placement requires too many 3rd parties.

knobbysideup,

Lather up by rubbing bar on hairy bits. Use hands to rub everything down with lather.

MrBobDobalina,

The hair is key for a good lather

Anonymoose,
@Anonymoose@infosec.pub avatar

Look up the green “Asian body scrub” cloths. They’re next level wash cloths that exfoliate, dry fast, and are washable. Bonus, they’re super cheap. I swear by them and can’t ever go back to other scrubbers.

realaether,

Aka “(Korean) Italy towels”.

ErKaf,
@ErKaf@feddit.de avatar

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