spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

“No thank you, you’re smarter than I am and don’t have my best interests in mind.”

lazylion_ca,

I’d ask why at least.

Fizz,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Will I win my next roulette spin? When will I die? Is time travel possible?

sukhmel,

No, in the past, yes.

Next!

Fizz,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Ok I’ll bet small on my next spin then I’ll bet my life savings since I have an increased chance of winning(if you lose your last 50/50 you are more likely to win the next one)

esc27,
  1. What two questions could I ask you that would provide me with the best possible benefit in a way I would be happy with
  2. (And 3) those questions
jack,
  1. is squirt pee?
  2. is squirt pee?
  3. is squirt pee?
EVERGREEN,

At your core you know the answer to that question, and you are ok with it.

son_named_bort,

Are you the devil?

Really?

You?

Birdie,

I wouldn’t have any questions, just immediate concern.

I’d start looking for the nearest mental health facility and check myself in due to having visual and auditory hallucinations.

There is no devil.

jack,

Seems like in that situation the first question to ask is if the devil is real

Owell1984,

Interesting, as an atheist I think the same way too, there is a greater probability that you are insane that there is for a Personal God existing, but I am not sure my attitude is the best, I mean, even if there was a real God and he came before me, I would count myself insane. i.e., Nothing can trump this argument if you believe in this, sounds a bit close minded to me, I don’t know what the right way is either.

TheBananaKing,

What is the simplest proof that P=NP?

Waht is the simplest complete unified model of physics?

How do I make you grant me unlimited wishes?

scorpionix,
@scorpionix@feddit.de avatar

Monkey’s paw moment: Simply wish for unlimited wishes

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Wish granted! Bam, you can now wish anything, as many times as you want, and it won’t be any different!

scorpionix,
@scorpionix@feddit.de avatar

Except you missed the point.

They asked for the instruction as their third wish. They don’t have any wishes left to wish for more.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Only the post is about asking questions to the devil, not asking for wishes. Which would make no difference in the end, you can make all the wishes you want, there was never anything about making any of them coming true.

LastYearsPumpkin,

Maybe add “that can be understood by most experts in the relevant field of study living today” to those questions, cause you might get something incomprehensible in the response.

derekabutton,

My first thought for the first one is that a malicious devil will just reply that n=1.

teawrecks,

“Satan has stopped responding. Would you like to force close?”

uphillbothways,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

How'd you get in my house?
Would you please leave?
Who the fuck was that?

FaceDeer,
@FaceDeer@kbin.social avatar

"Are you really the devil?" following up with "Really?", and "You?".

LoamImprovement,

“I hope this has been enlightening for you.”

“But I must-”

“Thank you, come again.”

“But-”

“Thank you, come again.”

Dio9sys,
  1. Why are you offering this?
  2. Yo what’s the deal with UFOs?
  3. Preferred hot dog recipe
HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

If I can hold off then yeah like some others I would want to wait for a record breaking lottery and then get the numbers for the non record breaking one and then tell me how a technology that would be most beneficial for the planet while supplying mankind with all the energy it wants and I would sit on the last question.

orgrinrt,

Not sure what devil means here, but I suppose it doesn’t really matter which kind of devil it is exactly. It’s probably going to be very unhelpful or actively malicious on concrete or practical stuff anyway.

Would just ask stuff about them. How’d they come to be? Are there more of you? Are you limited to this planet, or does your influence extend beyond? Stuff like that.

xmunk,

Lotto Numbers, Lotto Numbers, and, is God a jerk?

I feel like listening to the devil bitch about God for a few hours would be therapeutic.

verity_kindle,

I wouldn’t mess with it, he can only lie anyway. Any knowledge you gained would only turn around and bite you, “monkey’s paw” style.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

As is, the post doesn’t specify whether the devil will answer truthfully or not. So, I suppose it’s safe to say he’ll just be a dick

  1. Which place in hell would my soul end up if I died right now?
  2. Can I take your place after I die?
  3. Which religion is your favorite?
Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Will you please fuck off and take the Trump voters with you?

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