AceFuzzLord,

I’d probably squander these questions because if it’s the Christian devil, I’m not sure whether or not to trust him or not.

  1. What’s my name?
  2. What’s your name?
  3. Did you know I’m asking these questions because I don’t know whether or not to believe you?
smackjack,

“Your name is Joshua”

“That’s not my name. My name is Sam!”

“Sam is the name that your parents gave you, but it’s not the name that God gave you”

“…”

“Anyway my real name is Larry”

PowerCrazy,

How do I know it’s the devil OP? Couldn’t it be God or some other entity? How would I know?

JackGreenEarth,

Well it looks and sounds like the stereotypical devil. But you’re right, maybe it’s not actually.

H2SO4,

Just check if he wears Prada!

Gabu,

Since it’s impossible to determine whether any given answer is true or not, the logical course of action is to only ask question with observably objective answers. Examples:

  • What are the next lottery numbers?
  • Will it rain tomorrow?
  • Where was the exact location of Troy during the Greek war?

Things like that.

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar
  • 1 67 8 10 5 (doesn’t specify where)
  • Yes (doesn’t specify where)
  • Gives you exact coordinates to a town called Troy in the US that existed during the Greek civil war of the 1950s
kromem,

Can’t help you with the first two, but the third is Wilusa, and the problem is more with the when than where.

Homer fucked up and combined the Mycenaean conquest of Anatolia in the 14th century BCE (the catalog of ships and Helen parts) with the sea peoples retaking the city from the Hittites in the early 12th century BCE after the Hittites took it (presumably in their pursuit of Piyama-Radu) and Tudhaliya IV re-installed their own loyal representative in the late 13th century.

This ended up completely messing up Greek timelines, btw, with them thinking the Argonauts (the loose tales of the sea peoples period) was before the Trojan War (it straddled the 12th century capture of Troy but was well after the Mycenaeans), or how Perseus is his own grandfather depending on the lineage being followed.

ani,

Why does the universe or anything exist at all?

How will the universe end?

How did anything began existing?

trackindakraken,

So many people assuming The Devil would answer honestly.

kandoh,

Why would he lie?

Valmond,

How do you cure aging, next years loto numbers, so, how is it in hell is it as bad as they say?

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Curing aging will make it worse.

Valmond,

No because you cured it. That can’t be that hard to get 😁

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Overpopulation. An eternity of Trump running for president again. Countries saddled with dictators who never die.

We’d have to solve a whole lot of other issue, of the kind we’re proving incapable of addressing right now, without the benefit of having the old guard die off and giving a new generation a chance. Plus, all the fucking extra amount of people putting more load on an already strained ecosystem.

We’d have to implement Carousel, but good luck with that: it’s already almost impossible to evet get a senile senior’s licence revoked in the US.

Valmond,

All your points are kind of fair to be worried about, but they have also all being debunked.

Overpopulation? Were having an underpopulation chrisis in the west.

Trump? You already have him! Making billions of people suffer didn’t fix that already.

Etc.

What’s Carousel BTW?

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Developed countries often have flat or negative population growth. Even so[ the population of the US is still growing; we gained 1.2 million people between 2020-2021. However, it doesn’t matter, because most of the peopl in the world don’t live in “the West”. There are 300M people in the US; India, alone, has a population of 1.4 billion. India’s population grew by 11.2 million in 2020-2021.

The total world population grew by 68 million in 2020. Where in the world did you hear that we’re having an underpopulation crisis in the West?

Yes, we have Trump. But someday, we won’t. We won’t have Putin, or Kim Jong Un. Old age, and death by it, doesn’t guarantee that a country’s leadership will get better, but for some populations it’s their only chance.

Valmond,

Europe and Japan.

Are your +1.2M also not immigration?

And yes everyone isn’t in the west but eventually they’ll be developed nations too and then people have less children.

You’ll have another Trump of Reagan or whatever anyways, it’s a democratic problem, not something being old solves. Doesn’t stop either if the two USA pretenders eh.

Curing aging doesn’t make people immortal or something, it just cures that particular disease. Like we have cures for lots of other diseases.

Idk who down voted you btw.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Japan is not in “the West.” It also has a relatively small population; it’s only a third of the size of tye US, and less than a tenth of either China or India. Germany’s population is flat, but it’s even smaller than Japan. France’s population is growing. Spain’s is declining slightly, but its even smaller than Germany - half the population size! Overall, the total rate of population change in the combined EU is a fraction of the number of new people the US added, and a drop in the bucket compared to the total growth of the overall World population.

Were you suggesting that anti-aging technology should only be available to people in the wealthier countries? Because those are almost the only ones with flat or negative growth. If everyone has access equally, then there will be a population explosion and crisis, because the countries adding the most people to the world right now are also the largest - by orders of magnitude.

StrawberryPigtails,

TANSTAFL. What’s the price?

JackGreenEarth,

What’s TAnStafl? And there is no price

verity_kindle,

TANSTAAFL= There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch.

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Thanks Adam, Never Shoot Teradactyls Around A Frozen Lake

verity_kindle,

Also very good advice.

starlord,

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favorite color?

Andiloor,

My questions are conditional, so if 1 is no, no more questions, and so on.

  1. Wanna fuck?
  2. Round 2?
  3. Round 3?
adam_b,

Based on the answers of this thread many people assume the devil is a red giant with horns…

I don’t see why is that the case, I also don’t see why you think he’s evil, considering we never heard his side of the story, and the narrative is written by the church

Coskii,
@Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

What’s the deal with the fiddle?

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

The devil went down to Georgia and fiddled up a little kid.

Let’s just say that theatre renditions willfully misconstrue the concept.

Coskii,
@Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

By most accounts the devil is a lot of talk and very little (physical) action. If anything he fiddled someone else to diddle a little kiddle.

I grew up partially in the south, and the devil tales from there told a story of people constantly getting over on him in the forms of bets and contests, the devil doing a monkeys paw type wish/curse, and it being turned around by the receiver of the curse/wish to ultimately being a good thing. Like a very awkward super hero whose power is to grant wishes, but has to lose to that person in some way first.

Extrasvhx9he,

Noping the hell out of that situation. Hehe get it?

eclipse,
MimicJar,
  1. What’s the catch?
  2. So you’ll just answer ANY three questions I have truthfully?
  3. Wait… Did those first two count?
sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

TIL Satan is a genie.

Also, in these games, the folks going for “more wishes” are shooting low. The only wish you need, which also defeats the monkey’s paw, is “grant me omnipotence.”

But: this is Satan we’re talking about. The Deciever, The Traitor. Not only is this a monkey-paw situation, but a Christian Satan is going to actively try to decieve you.

I don’t think I’d even trust his answer about whether there’s a cost, so I’d pass on the winning lotto numbers, too.

I’d say, “no thanks” and immediately convert to Catholicism, start going to church, and lead a clean life from here on out. If the orthodox Jews are right, I’m fucked anyway since my mother isn’t a Jew, so Christianity is the best bet.

PatheticGroundThing,

Omnipotence without knowing how to control it could very easily instantly annihilate you, whether physically or mentally through complete ego death.

Sombyr,
@Sombyr@lemmy.one avatar

Omnipotence means you can do literally anything, and anything includes having perfect control of your powers without knowing how to use them. It also includes the ability to continue to interact and exist as an omnipotent being even if you were completely, utterly, 100% destroyed.

If you were omnipotent, you could just decide that every action you take will benefit you in some way and then, it doesn’t matter what you do, you’re doing the right thing. You could even just choose not to lose yourself in your newfound power.

You don’t have to know how to do something to do it when you’re omnipotent. You don’t even have to know the option to do it exists to choose that option. Because omnipotence means the ability to do literally anything, even when it makes no logical sense.

Of course, none of this makes logical sense. It doesn’t have to, because omnipotence isn’t a scientific concept or anything. It’s a word we chose to define in a contradictory way. It’s like if we made a new word that means “somebody who can do things they’re completely incapable of doing.” Not even really a paradox so much as a word whose definition makes no sense.

The weirdest part to me is that an omnipotent being must, by necessity, have the ability to create a being with powers exceeding omnipotence. Something more powerful than them. But they must also have the ability to overpower their creation, otherwise there’d be something they can’t do, and they would therefore not be omnipotent. That’s just a mindboggling thing to think about.

qooqie,

This is the only true safe wish or questions. Nothing is pressing enough to ask just to get purposefully deceived and probably in such a way as to cause harm

JackGreenEarth,

I thought if Judaism is correct gentiles can avoid Gehennom (purgatory) by following the 7 noahide laws?

GCanuck,

And here I thought the Jewish faith didn’t have an afterlife?

So much conflicting information in this religion thing. I think I’ll just avoid it all together.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Dunno. I haven’t studied it; all my info comes from informal conversations with a jewish friend of mine, a long time ago. I could also be misremembering what he said.

It’s something I would look into, if faced with confirmation of a judao-christian afterlife, especially if I could concurrently cover multiple bases. I’d look at Islam, as well; could be they’re not mutually exclusive. I dread to think of how limited my diet would become… but faced with an ensured eternity in hell ¯*(ツ)*/¯

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