You find yourself in a room with people. Everyone else is someone you have had sex with in your life.
What happens next?
fckreddit, Well, it’s an empty room. So, nothing happens, just like my life. Maybe if there was a way to kill myself, that would happen I guess…
room_raccoon, Aww
Sethayy, Thank god, I miss my wife rn
Aurenkin, A crow could understand the number of people in that room
gilgameth, How high can crows count again?
souperk, 
I wasn’t able to find a definitive answer, but after skimming Wikipedia I think a reasonable range would be at least 3 but probably less than 17.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird_intelligence
Anecdotal evidence from the 1960s has suggested that crows can count up to 3. It has been shown that parrots can count up to 17.
insomniac_lemon, 
I'm pretty sure it's a reference to this:
https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/429c0010-e6f2-42fe-a03e-6f66457c0db5.jpeg
@souperk
Array_X, It’s a reference to this Article: https://mymodernmet.com/crows-understand-zero/
Octopus1348, I would sit in an empty room.
Whisper06, Try to get laid.
altima_neo, 
Giggidy
Nemo, Ooh, those two do not get along. It will be awkward.
neidu, Even better would be if they knew why they were there, and realized upon noticing each other: “YOU?!?!?”
Nemo, Oh, they know. Why do you think they don’t get along?
TeaHands, 
So it’s not everyone you’ve had sex with, it’s just that everyone there is part of the group? I choose to believe it’s only the ones I’m still friends with.
We all have a nice catch up and then head home?
kambusha, The door handle rattles but doesn’t open.
TeaHands, Ooh yay, most of us LOVE escape rooms
room_raccoon, It's dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
TeaHands, Such is life. Least I went out having an adventure with friends.
…and at least they won’t live to have any new adventures without me.
dumptruckdan, 
Depending on who it is, I either ask them how they've been, apologize for who I was back then, or turn 360° and moonwalk out of there
rbn, I suggest a 180° instead, otherwise you’ll rush just into their arms. 😁
brygphilomena, I’d genuinely like to catch up with them. See how their life turned out, what they’ve done, and who they’re with. Even a few I’d like to apologize to.
I’d order some pizza and booze. We’d have a party.
I’d also take a count, there are people I’ve unfortunately forgotten about. It will be good to remember them again.
Brutticus, maybe get a D&D game going
diskmaster23, Maybe have sex again after D&D
echodot, It is the ultimate aphrodisiac
Toneswirly, My wife realizes I’m no stud
0x4E4F, We all have sex again 🤷? Would be the logical thing IMO.
ProfessorGumby, 
That’s too much crazy in one room.
DharmaCurious, 
Probably bone. Most of the people I’ve had sex with, sex has been the only thing we’ve had in common. If it’s everyone I’ve had sex with, it’s going to be a little crowded, but I’d imagine we could all have quite a bit of fun.
dan1101, Going for the orgy, bold move but could be epic if it pays off.
DharmaCurious, Honestly, with the majority of the people I’ve slept with, not so much a bold as just taking advantage of the opportunity. Hell, some of them and I already know each other from group sex, and the the majority of the rest have engaged in group sex in other circumstances. The vast majority are, at the least, okay with random hookups with strangers.
toomanypancakes, 
My husband finally meets my boyfriend
CmdrShepard, And then you offer them some of your pancakes?
Krotz, Sounds like a date night for me and my wife :)
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