Octopus1348

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Octopus1348,

NNNothing

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Or a not so forceful solution: Go into the Ctrl + Alt + Del menu, and press the power button while holding down Ctrl. Now you can do an emergency shutdown.

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I think it would still update (if it didn’t give a normal shutdown option)

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It’s definitely not obvious, locksher

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It looks like a capybara.

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I would sit in an empty room.

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*They got

I could hardly guess WTF theymfot means.

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Milk 🤤

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Free-tiddy??

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… I had a pickle, I couldn’t count it.

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There was a 82 year old man who had to pee and couldn’t hold it in, so he went to a train track to do it. While he was pissing, a cow from the air crushed him. His death certificate literally says “Death by a flying cow”. It turned out that cows were crossing a track and the train hit one of the cows full speed, so it was sent flying right towards the man. He ended up passing away.

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I saw a comment that read “Bro got the rarest death message 💀”

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I thought it was Super Mario and Super Luigi.

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They edited the title. It was good though.

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It should be maximum 10. I do it in like 3-4 mins.

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It took me too long to get this.

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You could say I’m trillingual.

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Or misinformation.

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I downvoted my own comment.

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He’s so deep in me 😫🤤

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How did it pass the “I’m not a robot” test?

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!antimeme

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I literally just wanted to quit, but I read this last post.

Octopus1348,

I think that’s a sponge.

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You can also do some performance-intensive thing on you laptop like () { :|:& };:

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I have a racist joke, but it’s too black.

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I once heard “If Apple made a car, would it still have Windows?”, and now they’re actually planning on making a car.

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“It” is also a furry.

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It can boot if it’s low quality.

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You should hack into the corresponding instance, and rum rm so that the data is lost.

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I still haven’t seen any joke about FAT or ExFAT (extra fat), but I really want to.

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Why censor it’s name?

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Butt why?

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Did Facebook have contacts acess?

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You should first dual-boot. It means you will keep your Windows partition and when you turn on your computer, you can choose Windows or Linux to boot up.

To choose a distro, there are plenty of YouTube reviews. I’d recommend Ubuntu, Pop!_OS or Linux Mint for a beginner. Dual-booting is easy on these distros, you just have to select install alongside Windows and then how big you want the Linux partiton to be.

For putting on a USB, download the ISO of your chosen distro, and use BalenaEtcher to flash to your USB (it will erase everything from your USB, so back your data up). To boot into the USB, reboot while holding press Escape, and see if that brings up a boot device picker. If it doesn’t, try other keys at the top of your keyboard or press the restart button in Windows 8+ while holding down Shift, wait for it to load, and in the blue menu, ho into Select boot device (or whatever it’s called) and select the USB.

Before installing, you should check out if stuff works on Linux like audio (you can test these out because you are on a live system booted from your USB), and if it doesn’t, check if you find a fix online, but everything should work fine.

For the software alternatives (if they aren’t on Linux), I recommend alternative.to, and learn the new apps. When you feel comfortable, you can then move all your files to Linux and completely delete Windows (you should BTW be able to see your Windows partition from a files app).

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I had to go in landscape because the comments went out of the screen in Voyager

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I woke up

IN A NEW BUGATTI

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It’s such a monopoly!! Epic Games decided they don’t want to pay Google a 30% cut so didn’t put Fortnite on the Play Store, and now they have absolutely no way of making an Android version! (/s)

What’s up with Apple not allowing sideloads? They also have an app store, AND don’t allow installing from outside of it. Users can only do that if they hack their devices. You can kinda de-Google stock Android, and disable all Google apps to not show up, and install a third-party store. You can fully de-Google it by rooting. There is a literal button to unlock the OEM, and then you can unlock the bootloader, and root or install a custom OS. Sure, it’s not that easy, but you can. No matter how scary the warning is that it gives at boot, it’s still an intended thing. Just because it gives a warning when you install an *unsigned app, it isn’t a monopoly. Windows SmartScreen also does it when an app is unsigned, and the install anyways button is hidden behind a more details button.

Ok, it can’t auto-update without root and Play Store doesn’t allow other app stores to be put on it, I just don’t understand why they are targetting Google out of all things.

They could make a section in the Play Store that lists other trusted app stores, and maybe even allow downloading them directly from the Play Store, but I can’t decide if they should manually put them there, allow free submissions, or allow submissions while still having to pay. And they should make implementation of auto-updates for non-system apps easier.

This is definitely not an unjust monopoly tough.

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And I still have the 3D cube (Desktop Cube GNOME extension).

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Is there any to get notified about comments like this without commenting?

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Seeking is avaliable on the mobile app. You can also do this trick on desktop Firefox where you click the picture-in-picture button and press back or forward to jump 5 seconds.

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I feel the same. It will probably be more random than shorts in which the algorithm decides what to give you.

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They also did it with toad.

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If you reword it a little, it will be shorter: grep --kassza-szenzitív-abc-nem

(/j)

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A legal option is VPNs

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!unethicallifeprotips

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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bd0f7e45-3160-4754-a2b9-8b93a4b9d92b.jpeg

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I don’t get it. Why specifically Americans?

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