Num10ck,

a kitchen sink is not a storage place. wd-40 is not a lubricant. sex is not a weapon.

Habahnow,

You should extrapolate on these. especially the Kitchen sink one.

MeowZedong,
@MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml avatar

“Do your fucking dishes,” is my guess.

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

My guess is they don't want the little people in their house to leave dishes in the sink. Leave dirty dishes on the counter so the sink can still be used and filled to wash dishes.

SelfHigh5,

I grew up putting dirty dishes in the sink. They were piled up there until someone either loaded them to the dishwasher or did them by hand. This continued in to my adulthood until I moved outside the US, and it’s like something shifted. We just rinse and load the dishwasher and run it overnight. Now keeping them out in the sink seems gross to me, but I never thought about it before. Same with shoes in the house. Or using a shoehorn.

Extrasvhx9he, (edited )

The ceiling fan: it changes directions with a switch, clockwise for winter, counterclockwise for everything else. Also opening those glass Doña María mole sauce jars: gotta flip it upside down on a paper towel and pry where the lid indicates, then flip it rightside up and twist

Edit here’s a vid that I learned from for the mole sauce. pipedbot do your thing pls

lwuy9v5,

yewtu.be/watch?v=VliJZhEqWzc I’m a robot, beepboop

TonyToniToneOfficial,
@TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml avatar

Based robot

lwuy9v5,

Oh god, please for the love of god use a spoon and not a knife tip, though

Reverendender,

Why on earth is it designed this way though?

Extrasvhx9he,

No clue but god it’s a pain or at least it was

Brkdncr,

I see people put fqdns into search engines all the time.

Stop searching for things like “espn.com”, just put it in the address bar.

nocturne213,

My old boss would type google.com into the chrome search box (not the address bar) then click the link for Google, and search for Gmail.com.

My wife works full time remote and had to have IT take over her computer and she watched him type google into the search bar.

originalucifer,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

what do you do about googles 'omnibar'? its the most infuriating combination of address and search boxes, and there is absolutely no way to turn it off.

oh yeah, one way: firefox.

its still triggers me to this day as the last straw for me and google

notfromhere,

Firefox has omnibox and it’s not as easy to turn off as you think. The immediately available settings do some things like add the “search” box back but the “URL” box still functions as the omnibox. Have to play around with about:config and even then I haven’t figured out how to change it turn back time to the before times.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

I have never had firefox mistake a url for a search, though.

notfromhere,

I have plenty of times, which is why I went hunting for a way to disable it.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

huh. did you remember to feed the fox all the cookies websites give you? that normally keeps her happy.

notfromhere,

Begrudgingly yes.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m out of ideas. Best to bury your computer in the back yard.

TauZero,

FYI, the magic about:config key that you need to set to false is “keyword.enabled”. After that Firefox will finally stop using any non-url string as a search query and will instead say say “Hmm. That address doesn’t look right. Please check that the URL is correct and try again.”

notfromhere,

Thanks!

msage,

Settings -> Search -> Add search bar in toolbar?

notfromhere,

Yes that is the setting to turn on the “search bar” but it doesn’t revert omnibar to only URLs.

scubbo,

the most infuriating combination of address and search boxes

From a UX perspective, those are both ways to start a navigation to a new page, and it’s almost always clear from context which is intended (is the string formatted as a URL? Treat it as such. Otherwise, treat it as a search string). The only hiccup is when actually searching for strings that look like a URL (no whitespace, includes periods), but that happens rarely enough that I’m perfectly happy to manually go to a search engine for those cases. Otherwise, Cmd+L-“type my thoughts”-Enter works smoothly for me in both cases (on Firefox for personal laptop, or Chrome for work one).

What are the issues that you experience with this combined flow?

verdigris,

omnibox is one of the biggest QOL improvements browsers ever got IMO. Frees up screen real estate and is very intuitive. If you don’t want to navigate to your domain-like search string just add a space and a comma or something similar.

pelletbucket,

the worst for this is any browser for Android tv. most of the reason I’m using a browser on the Android TV is because I’m doing something sketchy that’s going to have a weird URL ending, so pretty much 100% of the time it interprets my URLs as searches

stolid_agnostic,

Would you believe that there is some browser malware that breaks this and makes you actually have to go to a Google search to get to a website?

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

For years there was the “Phantom”, a notorious criminal, haunting all of Europe. DNA testing revealed that it was a female and her crimes ranging from petty theft to murder were seemingly unrelated to each other. That each of them were done in different countries didn’t make solving the case any easier.

But eventually they did solve it. They found the woman working in a cotton swab factory. Turned out many police departments were using the wrong type of swabs. So there seem to be more than one way to incorrectly use cotton swabs.

themeatbridge,

The hell was she doing on the factory line to get her DNA on all the swabs?

bjoern_tantau, (edited )
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Probably not all the swabs. Maybe just packaging. That way her DNA would’ve only gone to some swabs and thus making it take longer to find the error.

Moobythegoldensock,

Probably packing them with her bare hands.

errer,

She was shoving each and every swab up her ass. Her ass swabs she called them. In conversations it gave her the upper hand. Check your bathroom, inside? Her ass swabs. Something in your ear had been up her ass!

CmdrShepard,

Is she married to the “ass pennies” guy?

Tar_alcaran,

Existing. People shed DNA all over. Most of the dust in your house is human skin and hair (or that of your pets). Non-sterile swabs are probably just packed with bare hands, by someone in their regular clothing.

themeatbridge,

Right, but there would be many people packing swabs in the plant. Unless she has psoriasis, the amount of skin she sheds at one time wouldn’t contaminate all of the swabs she touched with her hands, much less all of the swabs in the factory.

OurTragicUniverse,
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

Sweaty hands while sorting the cotton fibres would do it.

themeatbridge,

Not even close. Sweat barely contains any DNA, and while theoretically a person could sweat enough to leave behind enough dna to be identified, it hasn’t ever happened and would require copious amounts of concentrated sweat. Her hands would have to be constantly dripping with sweat, and this happened several times in several countries between 2001 and 2008. Maybe sweaty hands could contaminate one or two cotton swabs, but all of them over the course of several years? No.

OurTragicUniverse,
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

I did not realise sweat contained so little dna!

MummifiedClient5000,

What was she doing? Just creating the best alibi ever.

Criminal mastermind.

themeatbridge,

Actually that’s brilliant. Like the plot of a Law and Order: SVU episode.

beckerist,
Stanwich,

MOVIE IDEA!! imagine a movie that takes you all over Europe following a killer and thief . Stumping the best cops. I’m thinking sort of following a cops career looking for this person until it ruins his family and life. Like destroys him slowly until he has nothing left . Kills himself. Through out the movie is close up shots of all the times cotton swabs were used in testing DNA. Randomly scattered. Ending shot of some factory . Camera flies in to assembly line. Two women side by side packing cartons. One look over and says. ‘‘You’ll end up in the office if they catch you without gloves again’’.

Songar87,

That makes me think the based an episode of CSI:NY after this. An almost identical plot.

hallettj,
@hallettj@beehaw.org avatar

I was curious if this was real, and it is! news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7966641.stm

makingStuffForFun,
@makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml avatar

Case file do an episode on it. Well, she appears in an episode in chasing that killer

stolid_agnostic,

Now that’s some serious incompetence there, and it’s sad that it took so many cases to figure it out.

Vej,

Well. I’ve seen a video where a guy tried to put a pickle jar in his pooper and then a whoopsie happened where the jar breaks.

otl,

whoopsie

luthis,

Thats… one way to describe it.

reflex, (edited )
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

Thats… one way to describe it.

Cracked in the crack.

Moobythegoldensock,

Ah, 1 Man 1 Jar.

jws_shadotak,
stolid_agnostic,

Classic. Also ew.

Did you know that his family was watching TV in the other room while he did that?

rwhitisissle,

“Rectum? Damn near killed him!”

Scary_le_Poo,
@Scary_le_Poo@beehaw.org avatar

The calm with which he pulled out the pieces of broken glass was truly unnerving.

JCPhoenix,
@JCPhoenix@beehaw.org avatar

It really was. I was more freaked out than he was. Even though it was video, I specifically yelling out, “someone needs to call 911!” So, so much blood…

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