That's optimistic rule

HootinNHollerin, 7 months ago

It’s time for Idiocracy 2: Still Stupid

soulfirethewolf, 7 months ago

Here’s the post link

mastodon.de/

Masimatutu, 7 months ago

I did write it in the post

DrMango, 7 months ago

Shout out to Aesir Aesthetics making long form video essays about FromSoft games.

Here’s his video about Sekiro with a 6.5hr runtime: youtu.be/V7Bo0Wp6v7A

popemichael, 7 months ago

The longform video format is highly underrated.

Some days I want to watch a 20 hour retrospective on Skyrim.

Other days I want to enjoy 20 hours of an AI voice recapping a Korean manhwa about the world’s most powerful necromancer from another world that’s like a video game…

YouTube shorts also have their place for micro hits of dopamine.

So long as it makes us happy, it can’t be that bad?

doctorcrimson, 7 months ago

Both videos are Copaganda served to you by the Global Centralized Police Department powered by Google, colloquially known as the GGCPD.

HawlSera, 7 months ago

That is pretty much the state of it. Until some insane crazy person kills someone, and youtube considers a specific character to be a dog whistle showing support to the crazy person.

Yes this actually happened to Danny Phantom fans.

I imagine when Nickelodeon smash comes out, all of the videos showing off the Ember character are going to get flagged. I already had an Ember related video that got flagged for criminal Behavior and they turned down my appeal. Thankfully YouTube is not my job.

Maybe I’m a sucker for choosing to be a janitor instead of a YouTuber, but I at least have labor laws protecting my 13 an hour…

Better than “Fuck you because we’re Youtube” with a side of “We are falsley accussing you of being a groomer because you’re famous and we want attention”

lustyargonian, 7 months ago

They probably meant 2023*

PaupersSerenade, 7 months ago

I do watch some scientific/historical YouTube channels, but I try to keep them limited and vetted. I don’t mind (and actually enjoy) listing to someone passionately monologue regarding their hobby/favourite piece of media. That’s a low stakes topic where even if they’re giving me wrong info it’s not terribly harmful.

Not to say that ‘professional’(syndicated/broadcasted) documentaries are all truth, considering the History channel. I just like my background noise to not lead me down an awful rabbit hole.

HawlSera, 7 months ago

Even National Geographic is going down the pseudoscience rabbit hole.

I try to Listen to True Crime stuff on youtube, but it’s really hard now that the name of basically every felony has to be censored out of the video to avoid demonetization

FlyingSquid, 7 months ago

That’s because Fox now owns National Geographic.

HawlSera, 7 months ago

Literally doing articles on “Magic is real, science says so! Here’s the evidence for voodoo!”

Not an exageration

_dev_null, 7 months ago

Here’s my uBlock origin custom rules for blocking youtube shorts:

<span style="color:#323232;">! Block Youtube Shorts on front page
</span><span style="color:#323232;">youtube.com##ytd-rich-section-renderer > .ytd-rich-section-renderer > .ytd-rich-section-renderer[is-shorts=""]
</span><span style="color:#323232;">youtube.com##yt-formatted-string:has-text(/#shorts/):upward(ytd-rich-item-renderer.ytd-rich-grid-row)
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">! Block Youtube Shorts on the subscriptions page
</span><span style="color:#323232;">youtube.com##ytd-thumbnail-overlay-time-status-renderer[overlay-style=SHORTS]:upward(ytd-grid-video-renderer.ytd-grid-renderer)
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">! Remove Shorts on sidebar menu
</span><span style="color:#323232;">youtube.com##a.yt-simple-endpoint.ytd-guide-entry-renderer[title=Shorts]:upward(ytd-guide-entry-renderer.ytd-guide-section-renderer)
</span><span style="color:#323232;"> 
</span><span style="color:#323232;">! Block Youtube Shorts on the search results page
</span><span style="color:#323232;">youtube.com##ytd-thumbnail-overlay-time-status-renderer[overlay-style=SHORTS]:upward(ytd-video-renderer.ytd-item-section-renderer)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">youtube.com##span.ytd-reel-shelf-renderer:has-text(/Shorts/):upward(ytd-reel-shelf-renderer.ytd-item-section-renderer)
</span>

I am much happier having this real estate back. Fuck yt shorts!

backhdlp, 7 months ago

I have a redirector rule that redirects youtube.com/shorts/whatever with youtube.com/watch?v=whatever, so it uses the good player when I open a short.

details hereExample URL: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/abcdefghijk
Include pattern: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/*
Redirect to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=$1
Pattern type: Wildcard

HawlSera, 7 months ago

Now that is good to know

ares35, 7 months ago

i ain't got time for that 10 hour bullshit.. someone have a tl;dw summary of what's in that paw patrol episode?

BleatingZombie, 7 months ago

Yeah, in the end it turns out the cops killed them and hid the bodies

mySFWaccount, 7 months ago

I am also here for the Paw Patrol lore.

Evilsmiley, 7 months ago

The police dog shoots a child on a routine traffic stop

Kidplayer_666, 7 months ago

Readers suggested additional context: Inside the stopped car there was a terrorist holding a child hostage and threatened to explode the car if demands weren’t met. Police dog took a shot and miserably failed, resulting in 30 casualties

superduperenigma, 7 months ago

There was no terrorist, police dog just wrote that in the official report to save their own ass. Don’t worry, after an internal investigation police dog has been transferred to a different department 30 miles away and insists a lesson was learned.

_dev_null, 7 months ago

You forgot the part about the “terrorist” being the cop’s ex, and the baby being the out-of-wedlock love child of the ex and the cop’s former best friend. So the traffic stop’s justification in the first place was completely fucked.

lugal, 7 months ago

Nobody watches videos anymore. Back in the days, video recorders were invented so we don’t have to watch TV anymore, now there is a watch later list on YouTube.

taaz, 7 months ago (edited 7 months ago)

I am avoiding tiktok style videos like the plague but it’s hard to escape youtube shorts.

On the other thand yesterday I finished the new Down The Rabbit Hole - EVE: Online by Fredrik Knudsen - about 6hrs runtime

Edit: escaping shorts in the sense that some of them are actually well made, informative and/or funny

Dagnet, 7 months ago

I think there is an extension to hide YouTube shorts, or you can probably use unlock origin too to create a filter for it

AVincentInSpace, 7 months ago

Indeed you can

Kusimulkku, 7 months ago

it’s hard to escape youtube shorts

I don’t get it

DenialOfIntelligence, 7 months ago

Holy shit Erik on Lemmy.

photonic_sorcerer, 7 months ago

Fediverse, baby.

RickRussell_CA, 7 months ago

Jenny Nicholson has entered the chat…

KpntAutismus, 7 months ago

yup, i watch 20+ hour VODS of someone playing a game instead of just playing the game myself.

spez, 7 months ago

I do that cause I can’t play the game myself.

SpeakinTelnet, 7 months ago

It’s quite similar to watching sports on TV instead of playing sports yourself. 3rd person enjoyment if you will

superduperenigma, 7 months ago

Although playing video games is still fun for me. Playing sports just reminds me of how old and decrepit my body has become over the years.

Evilsmiley, 7 months ago

I buy a game then put the vods of other people playing on my other monitor

Chetzemoka, 7 months ago

This is what I do as well. That’s when my middle-aged ass realized I’ve actually turned into my 9yo nephew lol

Evilsmiley, 7 months ago

My 9yo cousins cant hack it. I let them play my pc and the second youtube went on the other screen they were hypnotised, completely stopped playing the game for 15 mins