alt textRed guy and Blue guy sitting at an empty lemonade stand. Red guy: “maybe we should have a sale?” Blue guy: “But we can’t go any cheaper!” while pointing to the “$1” price tag on the sign above him. Red guy, while writing on a board, looks confused and replies: “cheaper?” Final panel: The lemonade stand...
alt textremember when there used to be all these articles about how people in europe live longer than americans because they drink red wine and eat more olive oil or bullshit like that? turns out it was universal healthcare the whole time
alt textPicard telling Riker a pun meme. Frame 1: I once purchased a dog from a blacksmith. Frame 2: As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
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alt textquote by Kurt Vonnegut: “For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes (Matthew 5). But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings. And of course, that’s Moses, not Jesus. I haven’t heard one of them demand that the Sermon...
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