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I saw this post and the first thing I imagined was that sasquatch roar.mp3

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your window is unlocked which one im not telling

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It’s easy, just buy a ski mask off Temu for 84 cents and steal everything else

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Explain to me how CP77 isn’t a utopia

All the gangbangers?

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The only thing I did was play Flash games and if it was super quiet on a weekend, Google what a boob looked like. Never had a rhyme or reason to see a cartel execution and I probably never will

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Screw arguing just fuck them

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omg how will the uk ever recover from this

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No living being should ever go on Ifunny

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when in doubt, put whatever their argument is over a soyjak then never respond again

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Askreddit is fucked, it’s all gonna be botnet perfected variations of “Hey reddit, how often do you sex the sexy your sex?” to earn $30/yr for 6 pages of slop

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When the background loaded I was half convinced I was gonna be jumpscared by a dead body

Would you be buried alive for 48hr for a million dollars?

You are buried in a coffin 6ft deep, with no light or cell phone. There is only a small tube connected to the coffin from outside that allows you to breathe (edit: you can breathe with no difficulty). After 48 hours, you are dug up and given 1 million dollars. Do you do it?...

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I think I’ll either be on the brink of death or mentally disabled by the time I get that money, so no.

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I use modded apks of Picsart and powerdirector

Do you pirate? And do you justify pirating? i.e., what is your piracy philosophy?

Well, my friend, he’s kinda poor he can’t afford some books and some streaming services, so he pirates. He pirate books, audiobook and videos and other stuff. Sometimes he buys books he likes a lot out of loyalty to the author (yeah, I don’t understand it either), he likes to read physical books, but yeah, if he hates the...

The current trend of drawn waifu/ anime porn/ child-looking-like sexualised girls is CRINGE af

I just can’t, and sadly it’s worst in Linux community. Like dude’s face hair makes him look 45, but no, he does a desktop with a cringy looking 15 old anime girl. (That, on top of hiz annoyingly high pitched voice but whatever) I just stop watching the video on the spot, it’s beyond dumb....

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Sounds like a disco elysium monologue

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How will Lemmyshitpost function without him 😞

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Newly traded in for $6 and pocket lint

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I remember someone posting this on Reddit then had a breakdown in the comments over a British accent joke

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Yeah, they get 8 other debuffs and go torch the medicine supply because you don’t have spacer tier boost stations in your colony just discovering how to make a lever-action rifle

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Isn’t there a button in the profile page to not show posts from accounts labeled as bots? It doesn’t stop them but you wont see it

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Sounds like some shit I’d create in Rimworld lmao

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I will sooner subsidize giant turbines to propel the earth directly into the sun before I ever shut down my city block of oil wells

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Goddammit, I miss when games were just an escape from reality and we didn’t have any wokeist political bullshit being shoved down our throats…

Man, I miss New Vegas

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