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Sometimes I think it must be nice to be stupid.

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Same. French press for work, instant for home where I don’t know how long I can keep a given activity going.

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It’s for real. But make it a small pinch. You don’t actually want to taste salt.

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Meme makers making memes about meme makers making memes… I don’t know if the humour’s too refined for me or if it’s just not funny.

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Did you get stabbed because of your love for Star Trek?

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Where I live, removeable items like braces, jewellery, et cetera are considered ‘personal effects’ and will be handed over to next of kin when they claim the body for funeral arrangements. Integral things like fillings, artificial joints, etc. are generally left inside. There are cases where they have to be removed or will be left behind (eg. cremation), but they’re still considered human remains and have to be disposed of properly.

There are also cases where things can’t be cremated or left in the body. I’m thinking specifically about pacemakers powered by radioactive isotopes. Medical authorities will take charge of those.

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This is very cool apart from the body fluids in your prize thing, because that’s fucking stupid.

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In this thread: Americans bragging that not only have they never used a sick day, they used their lunchbreak to go back and wrestle the bear for their severed arm which they then reattached with staples they paid for themselves so they could put in a full afternoon of work.

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You don’t make friends with salad that attitude.

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I use it as a politer version of “Could you stop talking now? Thanks.”

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An individual, uneducated observer might not be able to tell them apart, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t a distinction.

What about when an involved educated observer can’t tell them apart? I mean, we still can’t fully explain how friction works but we know how to use it.

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Six of one, half a dozen of the other?

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Pretty much every day I try to force-choke a colleague too.

Pet-peeve: People joking that "if you get hurt, it's gonna mean a lot of paperwork for me"

As a healthcare worker I hear this joke a lot and I just don’t care for it. It’s insensitive, unprofessional and rude. Yes we all get that “it’s just a joke, bro” but making light of vulnerable patients getting hurt is rotten behavior.

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But we have to remember it exists, and make it easier to find.

Is it time to bring back webrings?

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Unfortunately, StumbleUpon enshittified.

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No? You don’t remember their photo campaign to try convincing people that sheep have to be skinned for wool?

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Nah. You can read.

My CO2 / Smoke Detector Scared a Year off my life today, and I have questions. Long.

I have a back bedroom with sealed windows, and it gets dry sometimes. It’s for a person with horrible allergies. This room is so clean you could eat off the floor so to speak. I run a humidifier set to 60% with distilled water for the person in there. When I checked on it last night to see if it needed to be filled, the...

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I’ve had a smoke detector that would routinely trigger when the clothes dryer was operating. I think they detect steam as well as smoke.

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Good to know it’s also a plague of locusts detector.

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“Why are you scuffing on my butt, you little weirdo?” A sentence I never thought I’d have reason to say.

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If it’s a shapeshifting alien serial killer, I’m gonna be pissed.

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In New Zealand it was on channel 2. Which is how many channels we had at the time.

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Or potentially finding newer and more exciting ways to be toxic. But I’ll hope for that first thing.

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A back-scratcher.

My advice to people under 40: you won’t always have the flexibility to scratch wherever it itches. Appreciate it while it’s there.

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Then we should appreciate them. Is it fair to call them neckbeards when they toil away at the code coalface for our benefit?

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BRB. Sharpening my teeth.

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Puppy’s awesome. I’ve used it on a laptop so old I had to install a bootloader in the MBR so it would boot from USB. It ran like a dream.

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I third Linux Mint. Everything you need is in the same place as you’d find it on Windows. Everything simply works out of the box. It’s a very smooth transition. If you dual-boot you don’t even need to get rid of Windows before you’re comfortable. (I keep Windows available for games.)

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Hey, angels get hungry for that succulent childflesh just like anyone else.

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You wouldn’t be assuming that everyone on Lemmy is American, would you? Because I lost my shit over that too.

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Please don’t tell my wife. I’d rather set my kitchen on fire than make this for her.

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Funnest fact: There’s a cookbook titled Cooking With Poo, but it’s not the book you’re thinking of.

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How much do I need to pay you for that to not happen?

Atheists of lemmy, what is your coping strategy when things goes downhill?

I am at an accepting stage that not everything that happens in your life is in your control. When things goes really bad and you dont have much control on it, I would assume a person who believes in god or religious figures has their belief system as a coping mechanism. For example praying to the god and so on....

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I’ve always found it easier to accept that the universe is fundamentally random and today is my turn in the barrel than wonder why God did this to me.

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Alignment memes are getting less and less connected to reality.

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The idea of listening to a musical and not watching one honestly never occurred to me.

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As the wearer of a 3-syllable name, I’m okay with this.

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I usually drop the consonants and pronounce it as a scream.

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Why does my PC need a flat UI? Gimme back my drop shadows.

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XP was my favourite. Why yes, I do wear bifocals.

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