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potoo22,

Piglet couldn’t censor the mirror.

A bounty has been placed. The lawyers have been made aware of your presence.

potoo22,

“I only got so many fucks to give. I’ll pass on this one.”
This is a healthy mentality… So long as it’s not something essential…



Stop delaying that thing you need to do. You can’t pass on it.

potoo22,

Headline 3 years from now: “Huffing Steam Deck vent fumes linked to increased risk of cancer” (Only when done habitually)

Ads: “Have you or a loved one huffed Steam Deck fumes? You may be entitled to compensation.”

Valve: Goddamnit. You fucking addicts couldn’t stop huffing the vents. WE FUCKING TOLD YOU! It’s safe for normal usage. NORMAL usage. Not heroine addict levels of usage!

potoo22,

When Carplay doesn’t auto start

potoo22,

Friend got locked out of Instagram account because yahoo deactivated their email. Instagram flagged the email as inactive. After my friend forgot their password, Instagram wouldn’t send pw reset emails even after reactivating the account. They also has no direct customer support whatsoever, so that account was lost.

potoo22,

To add on to this, in front of other people, I play with my finger ring that has moving parts. It’s a lot more descreet than playing with other objects.

potoo22,

looks around Go to Etsy. Tell 'em your looking for “fidget rings”. They’ll hook you up. Tell 'em potoo22 sent ya. Idk about markets outside the US.

potoo22,

Then each of their relatives or families becomes vengeful and likely homicidal. You have to do it right and end their entire bloodlines. Even the innocent ones. Anakin style. Lessons from Queen of Fables. Totally not the evil thing to do. The empire did nothing wrong.

potoo22,

Phone makers: hmm this isn’t selling. Guess we’ll only make phones that look like and do the exact same things as every other phone.

potoo22,

There are many good answers, but this is the perfect one.

potoo22,

Spends 30 minutes trying to find a song
What? I don’t do good under pressure. Oh, maybe Under Pressure… hmm… nah… I mean it’s good, but thematically isn’t matching 100%.

potoo22,

Looks at maps of the US
“I don’t understand”

potoo22,

“It’s my dying wish. You gotta!”

I can see my spouse facepalming when reading my will.

potoo22,

I found it chronologically confusing. ,final report_v4_printout_version had a more recent timestamp and references things that don’t even appear in ,fr_v5_ffrtotu. Is it a different timeline or something?

potoo22, (edited )

The shores become resort property. The rest becomes a mini-mall. The resort buys the apartment complex a year later. With any houses, all houses get bought by cooperations and rented out as overpriced Airbnb houses. Fuck we can’t have anything nice with unfettered capitalism.

Edit: Sorry, off-topic rant.

potoo22,

I looked for a diagnosis. Called lots of providers and, in summary, they only providers that could accept me were expensive and lengthy. I don’t have light or sound sensitivity (which isn’t required) so I don’t need accommodations. I don’t have trama and have worked through most of my issues so I don’t need therapy. There’s objectively no benefit to getting a diagnosis for me other than claiming I have ASD. And there’s some negatives, especially if traveling abroad. So yeah, with that, I don’t want a professional diagnosis. I did lots of research and checked more than enough boxes in the DSM-5 to validate myself. Others’ validation isn’t worth a couple thousand dollars and hours of consultation over a year. If I needed support, it might be worth it, but personally, I feel I’m in a good place.

I was searching for why I am different and found that it had a name and there are other who have similar experiences that I can relate to. That’s good enough for me.

I get gatekeeping and that people may be spreading false information or making the community look bad. Call them out then. Otherwise, an educated self-diagnosis isn’t harming anyone. Let people be at peace with their sense of self.

potoo22,

Remember the Alamo? It’s like that but the stuff that happened after, up until now. I don’t know if there was anything before.

Source: I paid attention during my Texas History classes. (It’s an actual required class in Texas, at least when I went)

potoo22,

Spouse at 7:00 AM: “Why do only some of the house lights work and there’s no hot water?”

Me: “You know that quick fix I was working on last night. Well, umm, one thing led to another aaaand… Umm… Just so you know, your phone is using mobile data because the wifi is out.”

potoo22,

That’s fucked up… (I wonder how much money I can get for my meat)

potoo22,

If the door is moving 1 meter per second, you are relatively moving 1 m/s towards the door even if you are stationary on the ground. You pass and, although you are still stationary to the ground, you are still moving 1 m/s in the same direction relative to the door. The door is the frame of reference, not the ground.

potoo22,

A significantly larger chunk of my taxes are being used to subsidize military killing machines for wars outside my country. I got complaints, but a library ain’t one.

potoo22,

Everytime I see the only truth and only lier situation, I gotta repost this clip:
https://youtu.be/i99jMtnE4vw?t=03m27s

potoo22,

It’s only invalid if it generated errors.

But yeah, I typically play it safe and follow the standards. I do wish JSON5 would catch on though.

potoo22,

I feel like TF2 popularized team-based Hero Shooters. Even though it’s technically class-based, the individual class characters have more individuality than most fps-multiplayer game characters before it.

potoo22,

When you’re running for your life and thinking you should have improved your cardio. You never use that gym membership. Everyone is too intimidating there. Maybe it’d be better to invest in a treadmill. Wait, you looked into that before. Wasn’t it too expensive? [train of thought diverges for another minute] Wait, why did I come to this room again?

potoo22,

In my first CS class, the professor announced an extra credit project due at the end of the semester. It was to create a formatted terminal calendar given a year from user input. I finished it after learning about condition but before I learned about classes… or functions… or loops… or searching the internet… partially. I searched how leap years worked, but didn’t bother to search for code (Stack Overflow didn’t exist yet)

Anyway, long ass program with each month hard-coded with 7 possible calendars for each month depending on the first day of the week. Lots of copy and paste. Professor was speechless, but accepted it.

potoo22,

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