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otter,

Um. Next year isn’t 2025, son. Step away from the pipe.

otter,

Dude. Ketamine is not your friend.

otter,

Ironically enough, Junius Matthews was not only the voice (and amazing laugh) for Archimedes, but also the voice of Rabbit alongside ol’ Owl here, below… One might even say that a vote for Archimedes is a fully justified stroke in the right direction for the legendary, familial fued between the stuffy know-it-all and the crotchety gardener of my heart. 🥰

Archimedes FTW!

otter,

And defederate from, you mean.

otter,

Piracy isn’t relevant here. This is a fan-created work of art, and free for anyone who wants to play it. Nothing was “stolen”, and Nintendo is, as always, being a bunch of corpo fucktards.

otter,

Here’s another mirror, if that helps in any way:

mega.nz/fm/4TIQTJ7a

otter,

The effort could easily be just the macros to proc the lot via AI.

otter,

Time stops every time that episode is on. 😶

otter,

That can’t possibly get away from you in the meantime, nope.

otter,

Which is a green-altered blue.

otter, (edited )

Dunno about littlebluespark up there, but I based a D&D character on the Flammulated Owl, complete with background that played with its IRL cultural tendencies, diet, biome, etc. Our DM was happily impressed (and I think a li’l smitten with the reference pics, because who wouldn’t be?!), and he let me find an Owlin-made “Inflammulated Cloak” that gave my guy a nice bonus to blend into woodland terrain and a boost to Intimidate checks - which was extra fun with his Gunslinger class. (picture him like a young Archimedes from Sword in the Stone, btw.) :D

otter,

It was the otter race character that hooked me. 🤌🏼

otter,

He only heard the last one, it’s alright.

otter,

*jelly

otter,

A change of pants, new eardrums, and likely long-term mental care for the CTE… 😶

otter,

So, Tyler Durden?

otter,

Wait, you created TFA for the TVA? 😶🫠

otter,

Get this guy a fresh bowl, and pronto! He needs some good rest and even better dreams! I want him riding Falcor, you ents!

otter,

Ooh, I like your brains! 🤩🔥

otter,

Tack on some tryptophan and you’re floatin’ like a reindeer in no time! (Fuck melatonin supplements, that’s pedestrian and unreliable.)

otter,

Fair. Safe passage, space monkey! 🤙🏼

otter,

That’s quite the lofty promise…

otter,

Modified, yes, but “don’t work well in D&D”? For shame. This is only one of many versions of such a translation.

otter,

If we survive as a species, the chances of that exact attribute being developed is greater than zero.

otter,

They write their name in the snow with a drop shadow? 😱🤌🏼

otter,

Serenity

😭☠️

otter,

Ah, but Urban did get a chance to reprise that character, IMHO: Chronicles of Riddick. In my head canon, his Dredd was the younger version of his Necromonger in CoR. 🤌🏼 (In much the same way that Ras Al’ghul’s origin story was the flick The Grey.)

otter,

Pretty much every Jedi movie from Disney. 🤢

otter,

And he’d been working on it through that period, too — whereas poor Alita ain’t getting that same treatment. 🥹

otter,

I like this vibe. 🤌🏼

otter,

Great. They were perfect for Star Wars. Can’t wait.

otter,

The manga is leagues beyond both. 🤗

otter,

I completely agree, and was trying to find a way to say “Star Wars Force-centric hero worship” without getting in the weeds. Rogue One was similarly fantastic (though, arguably can’t compare to Andor), and The Mandalorian is easily the best western nod to Lone Wolf & Cub there ever was — with core tenets intact and meta for days.

otter,

I think you’ve got Janeway and Paris swapped, but I would love to see AI redo Tuvok a la early-90s Eddie Murphy (ie. Golden Child, Coming To America, maybe 48hrs)

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otter,

Ooh, are we playing that ol’ classic game, “Bot Script or 1st year Econ”? If so, I’m going with bot script.

otter,

Heh. “Bot hurt”.

otter,

Lemme guess: Windows, hunh?

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otter,

You got it! 🤘🏼🤓

otter,

Technically, he’s not a dog anymore, but he will always be my gentle samurai. Chocolate couldn’t take him out; he found a worthy adversary in a degenerative nerve disorder and fought to the last like only he could. 🤘🏽💙

otter,

You’ve clearly never been to one…

otter,

So… Elf girl?

otter,

Is “trekker” the new “trekkie”?

otter,

Fair enough, though I’m not too far behind ya there. I suppose it’s similar to the dichotomy of geek v. nerd, insofar that the distinction is lost on those outside the group (much to our chagrin/cringe). 🖖🏽

otter,

That’s what I’m sayin’! It took me so long not to reflexively whip around to see who said “nerd” and would there be a slap fight. 🤪

(FYI: class of '95 was when this was peak for me)

otter,

My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽

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