klemptor

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don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine

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klemptor,

It’s like watching a lava lamp.

klemptor,

Don’t forget the blue pages (municipal/government)!

klemptor,

Shropshire Blue!

klemptor,

That’s Bowie’s entire vibe

klemptor,

How did you learn all this? I’m 41 and still have no party skills. My go-to is to make friends with the host’s pets.

klemptor,

Digital is the way to go - who knows how long DVD will be a viable format. Hard media formats come and go.

klemptor,

Oh balls I got snookered, good one

klemptor,

Welp I don’t know why that never occurred to me, I feel like a moran.

klemptor,

lemmy.ml is definitely one

klemptor,

Margaret Thatcher

Fucking lol

klemptor,

You deserve it.

klemptor,

I used to live near there too!

klemptor,

I, a human, can’t keep my hat from bunching up when I tilt my head back, but somehow Bowie can?

sUsPicIoUS

Homeboy is definitely a sock puppet.

klemptor,

For me, I hate getting into a bed where the sheets are all bunched up and the pillows are still smushed from the night before. Making my bed means I have straightened sheets and fluffed pillows waiting for me when I’m ready to turn in, which feels welcoming.

klemptor,

But don’t your clothes get all wrinkly that way? I’m a neat freak and I can’t imagine living like that lol

klemptor,

Or throw batteries at it

(Who knows if we’ll ever get enough snow for snowballs again)

klemptor,

Ugh I always was jealous of Pam Dawber’s hair.

klemptor,

When you called up the radio station and placed a request so you could tape it but then the fucking DJ talks over the intro so every mix tape you make with that song has his dumb yapping baked in

klemptor,

A typical day looks something like this:

Breakfast: egg beaters with mushrooms, peppers, onions, low-fat cheese, and either ham or turkey lunchmeat, topped with salsa or hot sauce, plus an orange and either yorkshire gold tea with condensed milk or Wawa pumpkin spice coffee

Post-workout: Core protein shake

Lunch: half-sandwich of ham and turkey with hummus and pickled onions on whole-grain bread, plus half a can of minestrone soup or a salad

Mid-afternoon: yorkshire gold again and maybe half an apple with chunky peanut butter

Dinner: usually lean meat (either chicken breast or pork tenderloin), green veg (steamed spinach with lemon and a little butter or maybe peas), and some type of starch, usually either a baked sweet potato or farro cooked in spiced broth

Dessert: 2 small pieces of dark chocolate or black licorace

All throughout I drink water.

klemptor,

Oh snap you’re right

klemptor,

Here in Philly soft pretzels are everywhere, they’re a staple. I think usually those little hard ones are just a snack for kids?

klemptor,

There’s nothing more cute & pitiful than a wet sighthound 🥰

klemptor,

Three friends???

klemptor,

This is like the gay sex cats the other day

klemptor,

I hate to think what porn you must be watching

klemptor,

make sexual comments about real people who aren’t explicitly inviting that

Listen, if cat-calling and unwanted comments go away because of Gen Z, they’ll have my undying gratitude. As it stands I’m just waiting to age into invisibility.

klemptor,

Yes, it’s called traction alopecia.

klemptor,

Man’s just looking for his long lost shaker of salt

klemptor,

Colby, cumbox, swamps of degobah, doritos.

klemptor,

Oh balls how did I forget jolly ranchers

What I felt after reading "All Systems Red" by Martha Wells

What an enjoyable cozy scifi adventure! The story centers around a security bot with a self-hacked governor module, who refers to itself privately as “Murderbot” and likes to watch serials and movies surreptitiously in it’s free time. The socially awkward bot repeatedly assures us that it definitely does not care about...

klemptor,

I think Martha Wells really tried to make SecUnit genderless, but because the books are written in the first person by a female author, SecUnit ends up sounding pretty female to me.

klemptor,

Awww, what a handsome old fella!

klemptor,

I’m Gen X. I grew up with a landline and no caller ID, and if the phone rang you mostly just answered it, unless you were screening calls. Could be your best friend asking if you want to go to the mall, could be your least favorite aunt calling to whine at your mom for whatever her latest minor ailment is. In which case you’re stuck making polite small talk until your mom is done drying her hair or whatever.

It sucked a lot.

Now I’ve got a cell and caller ID. Unless I’m expecting a call, I never answer the phone. If it’s important, they’ll leave a message. Usually it’s not even a little bit important.

And my boomer mom just loves to call for a long pointless chat. If I see her name on the caller ID, I have to decide whether I have an hour minimum to waste because it’s never shorter than that. 🙄

klemptor,

I hear you, but no need to feel bad for her. I visit her plenty, and even if I find them a drag, I still do have long phone calls with her. As does my sister, as do my aunts, etc. She just has a pretty limitless appetite for idle phone chats and I don’t always have the time or patience.

klemptor,

I do this too

Lemmy Development Update 2023-09-22

Some years ago we used to post weekly development updates to let the community know what we are working on. For some reason we stopped posting these updates, but now we want to continue giving you information every two weeks about the recent development progress. This should allow average users to keep up with development,...

klemptor,

This week @nutomic finished implementing the block instance feature for users.

Thank youuuuuu!

klemptor,

Sus, cap, yolo? I don’t know what I’m saying

klemptor,

I don’t know what that is 'cause I’m an Old.

Your friend loves your least favourite politician. What do you say?

This question’s on my mind because my coworker today mentioned they would vote for Trump if they could (mind you this is 2023, in Canada). I don’t generally have the talking points or the desire to fight about it, so I just deflected the conversation. But I often wish I was more strong-willed and could try to figure out why...

klemptor,

I’m sure your sister is a lovely person but how blind can she be after all that has happened? Is she voting for Trump or is she just brainlessly voting republican? And in either case, why? Where’s her culpablity?

klemptor,

I can tell you love and respect your sister, which can sometimes be hard when you’re ideologically opposites.

I do think you’re excusing her a little too easily. Don’t we all have a responsibility to be informed, especially about who we vote for?

klemptor,

When your neck has this much real-estate, you can get away with it!

Besides, Bowie is one letter away from bowtie, so of course he can wear one whenever he wants!

klemptor,

I see sooooo many articles about women being raped and killed in Uttar Pradesh. What’s up with that area specifically?

klemptor,

My second most hated episode, after Janeway & Paris’s salamander babies

I've never tried a Pumpkin Spice Latte. Tell me all about it!

So I keep seeing these referenced in various media formats but I don’t recall ever seeing one on the menu where I live (Australia). Maybe they are sold under a different name? Maybe only in some places and I wasn’t paying attention? I don’t know, but I sure know I’ve never ordered one....

klemptor,

Is this true? I’ve always used the large cans of 100% pumpkin purée to make pumpkin pie - I thought most people did.

klemptor,

Interesting, I never knew!

klemptor,

I hope it comes from the police pension fund!

klemptor,

I guess I mean I wish it would come from the pension.

klemptor,

I would be H Po.

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