klemptor

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don’t keep sweatin’ what I do 'cause I’m gonna be just fine

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klemptor,

Wait is that really a thing? They’ve already ruined my favorite number (8) and now my favorite letter too? Fucking nazis. >:(

klemptor,

Lemmy nemesis Lemesis

FTFY

klemptor,

🎼🎵I’m a Bowie whip

In a whippet world🎶

klemptor,

Yeah it’s censored :/

klemptor,

A heccin’ G O O D G I R L E, obviously.

klemptor,

Certain words are being censored. I really don’t love it but we can all fill in the blanks.

klemptor,

hunter2

klemptor,

Fair point, but then I’m starting from scratch again which I’d prefer not to do. I think the censorship is dumb but I can live with it.

klemptor,

Wow I’d completely forgotten about Real Life Comics.

klemptor,

This is a 5/7 purrfect sploot!

klemptor,

I’ve met Billy Idol two times, he was really nice.

klemptor,

Credit to /u/obviousplant who is a weird genius

klemptor,

Stop it that’s too cute!

klemptor,

Mmm dat ggplot2 but ggthemr::ggthemr(“flat”) is where it’s at.

klemptor,

I once chose Paradise By The Dashboard Light for karaoke and that was the only time I’ve ever done karaoke because I’m still embarrassed ten years later at how awful a choice it was. Great song, terrible for karaoke.

klemptor,

Hell yeah, KITH!

klemptor,

If I have the time and desire to sit in front of the TV (which is pretty rare): X-Files, Kids in the Hall, Justified, Doctor Who, TNG/DS9/VOY, Good Omens, and Arrested Development. I’m sure there are others but they’re not coming to mind right now.

klemptor,

Welp that’ll be repeating in my head for the next week so thanks for that

klemptor,

Memes didn’t exist when I was in high school twenty-mumble years ago.

Unrelated, but ow my hip hurts.

klemptor,

Are you from the South? Just curious because I’m from NJ and have never seen someone drink directly from a 2L.

klemptor,

This is why I always tuck my phone under my left bra strap when I use the bathroom.

klemptor,

If you’re really lucky, you can fit a chapstick!

klemptor,

Back left pocket, with my wallet in my back right and its chain attached to my belt loop above my front right pocket. Front right pocket contains a chapstick. Front left is nearly always empty because lady pants front pockets are practically useless.

klemptor,

Sighthounds are so precious and awkward! But please clip his nails, they can’t be comfortable for him to walk on and I know you want your goodest longboye to be happy!

klemptor,

It’s all going to look soooo dated in a decade.

klemptor,

Plume est tellement adorable! 💛

klemptor,

I have enjoyed following this saga 💛

klemptor,

International Delight amaretto or condensed milk.

klemptor,

Bowie’s waiting for his oat milk cortado and he really hopes you didn’t forget he said half-caf.

klemptor,

Welp my vagina just broke out in hives, so thanks for that.

klemptor,

THANKS THAT’S SO MUCH BETTER

klemptor,

Ha I was 29 in 2010… still would’ve loved digging into one of those though!

klemptor,

Dammit, nobody ever tells me when it’s time to get funky.

klemptor,

Those lil legs are so awkward, I love them!

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