ZestycloseReception8,

I thought this was chatgpt for a second because I didn’t want to believe anyone but ai could be this tone deaf. then I remembered humans and got depressed

zarmanto,
@zarmanto@lemmy.world avatar

Of course, nobody with two brain cells to rub together who reads that answer is sitting there thinking to themselves, “Huh… I guess I’ve had it wrong all this time, focusing so much on money.” Rather, they’re instinctively blurting out, “Yeah right – I call bull!”

But I’ll give them partial credit; frequently it’s about money. Sometimes, it’s just about a work environment that used to be great going to crap. And sometimes, it’s about the employee coming to an epiphany, and realizing that their work environment was actually crap all along.

That said, it may be true that not every job that I’ve ditched was entirely because of money… but it should go without saying that it’s always a factor in where I went for the next job. Also, it’s never the only factor – but it’s certainly one of the more significant ones.

inclementimmigrant,

Oh yeah, fun fact, in my former and current job every year we get invited to a town halls with some executive and every year we hear the complaints that we can’t keep employees.

Every year I ask the same question, “We keep hearing that we have a attrition problem so why do we keep chasing the industry standard for pay and benefits, why can’t we adjust our pay scale and promotion process to actual reward performance to actually keep our high performers?”

Every year, is a non-answer, nothing changes, we lose good people and only keep our industry standard people.

Though it was funny that since I’m on multiple projects/teams I did get the same speil multiple times from the same person and the third time in two years I got called I didn’t even have to ask before I got the boiler plate.

Nevoic,
@Nevoic@lemmy.world avatar

I actually convinced my boss to get us a ping pong table, all I had to do was forego my pay for a year!

Totally worth, since I’m not working for the money, I’m working for the culture (our culture is now a ping pong table). It’s so awesome that I can use it during my state-mandated breaks 🙂

prole,

state-mandated breaks 🙂

Looks like someone doesn’t do construction work in Texas.

Snapz,

Chants for your next strike action:

  • “Our CEO’S a DING DONG, WE JUST WANT THE PING PONG!!!”
  • “Hey hey! ho ho! Give us balls and paddles or we’re going to go! Hey hey! Ho ho!”
  • “The workers without ping pong, will never work the day long!”
  • “The people with no paddles, will never be your chattel!”
  • “backhands, forehands, we don’t need your labels, the only thing we need are fucking ping pong tables!”
jj4211,

A company offered me a million dollars to work for them, but then I remembered the ping pong table at my current employer and said no way. Totally worth it.

csm10495,
@csm10495@sh.itjust.works avatar

Money can’t buy what a ping pong table brings.

_ak,
@_ak@lemmy.world avatar

Middle of the road: pay your employees in ping pong tables, increase monthly ping pong table quota.

Pyr_Pressure,

How many of these companies think employees are going to say it’s about the money during an exit interview? Usually if you agree to an exit interview it’s to be diplomatic and not burn your bridges. You’re not going to tell the truth, you’re going to say what they want to hear.

S_204,

I was abundantly clear that I was leaving for the money. They countered with a salary that was pretty much identical, but I wasn’t shy about telling hr that it shouldn’t take me getting another offer to convince them that I was worth paying market rates for.

No bridges burned, they’ve reached out twice now to see if I’d come back and the salary is now pretty competitive but I’m in a good spot and not interested in leaving.

You can be honest and diplomatic…if you try.

gamer,

So what you’re saying is that your reason for leaving wasn’t about the money

S_204,

It was specifically about the money. Please don’t be one of those people so ignorant as to believe that a firm who doesn’t value their employees until they’re one foot out the door is somewhere that will pay you what you’re worth in the long run. Being competitive now doesn’t mean I’d be making more money, it just means they’re now in the range for my position.

Money isn’t only valuable in this instant, the availability of money in the future is also an important factor.

80085,

I always have. If that’s the reason, why wouldn’t you? It’s just business. Once, they’ve offered me a potentential promotion or salary increase to try to retain me (but not nearly as much as I got from the new job). I doubled my salary and got my title promoted twice in 2 years by switching employers twice. If I keep it up I’ll be a CEO in no-time, lol.

Imgonnatrythis,

Damn. Now I want a ping pong table.

bionicjoey,

That’s funny. I want additional responsibilities

huge_clock,

Hey, wanted to level-set with you real quick. Some people in the office have commented that they see you playing ping pong quite a bit. I know you’re just playing on your breaks but It’s really not a good look.

Thanks for the chat.

gamer,

I have one, but it’s just not the same having one at home as it is having one at work y’know?

azvasKvklenko,

Yeah, often when an employee leaves it’s about the lack of ping-pong table.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

“Yes, boss, I’m leaving because I’m tired of playing ping-pong on unoccupied morgue tables, you really should’ve bought a proper ping pong table instead”

BrianTheeBiscuiteer,

I’ve never left a company because of money. I have left because the bullshit they put me through wasn’t worth the money. That’s not just being funny either. I’m okay with being under-compensated if the environment is positive, managers are friendly and flexible, and it actually feels like our sister teams have similar goals and we’re not working against each other.

TinyDonkey4,

I agree with this, with a caveat. I’m ok with being underpaid compared to industry standard, to a certain extent. However, I’m not ok with being underpaid compared to other colleagues doing similar work for the same employer.

TinyDonkey4,

I agree with this, with a caveat. I’m ok with being underpaid compared to industry standard, to a certain extent. However, I’m not ok with being underpaid compared to other colleagues doing similar work for the same employer.

jungekatz,

Totally agreed , in my previous company I had a very good supportive team , remote work and everything , but I was vastly underpaid !

HelloHotel,

I love that in theory,

There are so many systems/programs/policies that promise to do that verry thing that I wonder if their trying to pretend to improve rather than actually doing so. It doesnt work, just be a miserable failure of a cult.

genuine compassion is possable, you just gotta wade through the BS others are trying to sell your employer.

nxfsi,

They said employee, not wage slave

jungekatz,

Does HR even know the difference ?

EatMyDick,

That’s 95% correct. Ping Pong table is dumb but it’s very often not about the money.

andrr_464,
EatMyDick,

Gotem!

echodot,

I actually dislike it when companies do this because it makes them feel like they’ve got this “oh look at us aren’t we cool and hip, we’re basically Google, stay after hours and don’t get paid” vibe.

BlueDepth9279,

But can you use it? I’ve worked places with things like that, gaming rooms for breaks, etc. and it was mostly just for sore and never used.

EatMyDick,

I used the keg+arcade in an old office frequently enough at a chill small company. It goes both ways IMO.

Imgonnatrythis,

Why are you harshing on ping pong tables bro?

HelloHotel,

Their evil, the ones corporations buy, are often bought cheap second hand. The longer it sits in the junk yard, the more chance a Mimic has found its new shell. /s

EatMyDick,

I mean nothing against them in general, but if they are in an office you need to ask is it really just a small perk or is it next to 50 bean bags for in office living.

lipilee,

perfectly maps to startups selling working at a startup as “we’re a family”, “you’re a googler”, etc. give them a ping pong table and free beer on fridays and you can pay considerably less.

Innocent_Bystander,

If they’re anything like my relatives, I absolutely DON’T want to be treated like family…

Metatronz,

Thought you were going to launch into a family tragedy involving ping pong and beer. Carry on.

snek,

“Usually, in our narrow and sad description of what an employee wants, it’s not money. Clearly it’s more related to the lack of ping-pong tables and extra responsibilities.” 🤡

These people have absolutely forgotten what it means to be an employee.

Thedogspaw,
@Thedogspaw@midwest.social avatar

Born rich they were never an employee

echodot,

I started out with millions of dollars and look at me now. I’ve pulled myself by my boots straps I have. Read my book, it’s it’s called “How To Get Rich And Be A Pretentious Dipshit”. It is self-published and available on my website. At me on LinkedIn

Thedogspaw,
@Thedogspaw@midwest.social avatar

I’m a multi millionaire how did I do it easy started out born into a billionaire family

Thedogspaw,
@Thedogspaw@midwest.social avatar

I’m a multi millionaire how did I do it easy started out born into a billionaire family

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