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Atheists, is there anything religious that sticks with you to this day?

I am Ganesh, an Indian atheist and I don’t eat beef. It’s not like that I have a religious reason to do that, but after all those years seeing cows as peaceful animals and playing and growing up with them in a village, I doubt if I ever will be able to eat beef. I wasn’t raised very religious, I didn’t go to temple...

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I enjoy blaspheming. (God dammit, Jesus fucking Christ, etc)

I try to pry it out of my lexicon but can’t do it, especially when I’m mad which of course is most likely when I blaspheme.

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Pixel 6a does this… calm yourself young one.

Flying into a car dependent city be like (lemmy.ml)

“Welcome to Town, USA! Please stay seated till the aircraft has parked at the gate, the temperature outside is 69 Freedom Degrees, the local time is 6:19 PM so good luck leaving the airport with any amount of haste and no there isn’t an air-rail link, we thank you for flying with us, enjoy spending almost as much time in...

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All cities are fucking car dependent. May as well just say “flying into a city”.

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Yeah right. Thanos snap cars from a city and everything is perfect?

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That’s sounds just as pretentious as this post does. I’ve been to plenty of cities that are more or less dependent on cars for commuting, that’s it.

This cultish attitude feels greasy and unhelpful though. Zespecially from ze Europeans whov are perfect!

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That you suck and fuckcars sucks hahahahaha

I could waste my time more typing it all out but it would just bounce off the dinner plates you have instead of a skull.

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Indeed.

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What the in holy fucking hell is this jib-jab‽

Is there a collection of all human knowledge ever created ?

Recently I was wandering if there is someone or some group preserving , collecting , organizing and publishing all the knowledge of mankind ever created throughout its existence so that if ever mankind faces the 6th mass extinction we don’t have to reinvent the wheel and can have a kick start to our new post apocalyptic...

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Why aren’t they a force for good anymore?

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My wired earbuds were top of the line Japanese imports with custom cables and a nice USB-C DAC as well. Sounds like sex feels.

No way I’ll give up my headphone jack… Even though I kinda had to. I made a better one!

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I applaud your bitterness. Bravo!

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Wanting my panic attack to end before I leap in front of a bus.

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We need surrealmemes on Lemmy

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God, I thought I was the only one. relief

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This is so sad and pathetic. Grow up, seek help, get medicated, touch grass.

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How adult. I pity these people as much as I disdain dealing with them.

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Starship Troopers by Heinlein. Not at all like the movie. Pretty restrained, thoughtful, even meditative on war, fascism, military. One of my favorites.

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Why don’t these guys sell high and reinvest in something more stable after making a boatload of money?

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As a Lemmy passer-by and one-time resident of Toronto… I almost ate the onion on this one.

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I’d really like to have dinner with them! Then after a bottle of wine or two, maybe I’d get up and slowly walk behind their chair. My hands playfully walking up their arm, and I’d kiss the back of their head and whisper “I’ve been looking forward to this”.

Then I would drop them into their chairs with trucker ties and duct tape, having paid off the whole restaurant with the 10 million I stole from the asshole who put me up to this question.

Then it would be a slow, methodical interrogation, culminating in dentistry tools in a handgun to ask them why the hell they say the stupid shit they say and if they really even believe it. I’d like to be a time traveler that could do this to all kinds of sick and or evil fucks throughout time.

In case anyone thinks I’m being serious, I’m just joking. But I do genuinely wonder what they would say under such circumstances

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Dude, stop for a sec and breathe.

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Teenage mutant Ninja turtles iv: turtles in time

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Lol that’s absurd hahaha People have different palletes and culture and socioeconomic history. To just slash out us little Americans for a quick jab is ignorant at best. Everyone loves fruit in America. Everyone on earth loves fruit. Put that pet theory to rest.

For what it’s worth, I love raisins in bread, cereal, salads and cookie and I’m American as they come.

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What in the fuck are you on about?

When the fuck did a mobile hotspot become something you have to pay extra for?

It’s my goddamn motherfucking mobile data and MY PHONE. I should be able to use it however I want. My wifi went down because the greedy, cunt-faced shitbags at Comcast stole taxpayer subsidies to enrich themselves instead of actually providing the service we’re paying for. I tried to switch to a mobile hotspot and my phone...

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Except public restrooms. Fuck you, rest of planet Earth, we win! 🇺🇲🇺🇲 🖕🖕

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Big Bathroom shill

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I’ve never seen SpongeBob but the frame is immediately understandable with the post. Bravo.

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¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

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Great visuals but the jokes could have been than “fuck you”

[Music News] Beyoncé is selling $157 “listening only” tickets for her Renaissance tour. The seats are behind the stage, so you can’t see the concert, any of the set, or dancing. (finance.yahoo.com)

Summary: “Beyoncé is selling “listening only” tickets for her Renaissance tour. The seats are behind the stage, so you can’t see any of the set or dancing, but they only cost $157 compared to the ~$900 fans have been paying for regular US tickets.”...

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Blind people might be interested?

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Did the animation house that did Trigun make Pokemon, I wonder?

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