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Everyone has very 2003 solutions. This comment is the modern and best solution that costs nothing (unless you don’t have a disc drive). MakeMKV or Handbrake it.

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The Other World, Czech Republic: “A BDSM resort specializing in female dominance, located in a château in Černá, Žďár nad Sázavou District, claims to be an independent matriarchy.”

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Black beans and Tapatio will keep you full and is pretty tasty for less than a dollar a meal. Also you can eat it out of the can. That how I lived when I was homeless.

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Some kind of stealth shooter where you and the bad guys have very realistic anatomy and no healthbar. You can’t be killed by being shot in the foot but you’re disabled. Shoot someone’s finger off and they might not be able to use a rifle, help in pain, leave a blood trail to follow. Chest shots generally kill you but it’s the lungs it’s not instant like the heart or central blood vessels. Bone shots are agonizing and totally debilitating.

Caliber and velocity are all calculated and what damage is done.

I know this is kinda grim, but lots of video games have done parts of this, especially Sniper Elite, but also RDR2, the Resident Evil REmakes, MGS:R, and more. I just want it even more detailed and collected in one game. I’ve been thinking about this since PS3-era and I think the tech is ready now.

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Yeah I’ve heard of them but those are mil-sim games. Not very fun imo. I’m think more like AAA experience of pickup and play, not remember 2000 key commands to zero your target, turn off the safety, chamber a round, breathe, force the thoughts of your husband and newborn back home, and no more to shoot. Oops, you missed! 😜

Seriously though. ARMA is cool but my game I’m thinking more like MGS4/5

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That’s how I felt before I tried to kill myself. Relief. I hope OP was actually having a breakthrough instead.

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This man has a porn fantasy. And I mean the greentext author, not the fictional one pretending to be upset with intense sex.

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Agreed.

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This isn’t real. This is short form erotica.

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Right? This is why our ancestors had fur and groomed each other relentlessly.

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You have to read the article to understand the headline. Intense, I know.

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“Where is there a eugenics lab we can rent some sperm and egg sterilization lamps from?”

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I think you get the picture. I did.

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Perhaps you’re on desktop and it’s different? I get the first three paragraphs or so.

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All time classic web comic for me.

Did American History X foreshadow the resurgence of white nationalism in the US? (www.bbc.com)

A brilliant film emerged from these skirmishes – but its core insight still takes work to unpack. For generations, a persistent myth that black families were irreparably broken by sloth and hedonism had been perpetuated by US culture. Congress’s landmark 1965 Moynihan Report, for example, blamed persistent racial inequality...

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If you add a question mark to the end of your headline, do you sound like a non-committal ass?

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Fuck you OP. Don’t we all feel bad about our bodies enough?

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RIP The Expanse. Relatable meme.

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There’s hope. Just rumors, but hope.

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Give me Naomi or give me death.

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3am? Maybe. But also 3pm. And 4pm. And…

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A dream recorder. I know scientists have actually made progress on this, remarkably, but it’s probably 40 years away at least from being a “device” that offers any kind of clarity. Also, may as well as well state I want it to capture how you feel too.

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“gg git gud” but I only when I lose the match.

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The line? There’s no line you booger eating 1st grader. Grow up and grow past your naive and misplaced sense of fairness.

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This is exactly how I didn’t want to start my morning.

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I have YouTube premium it’s great. I don’t understand why everyone is so mad.

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That’s really melodramatic. Pretty sure my soul will remain intact, but I guess I’ll take the risk anyway hahaha

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Send the OP to Washington. Biden needs to speak with this genius.

Religious and superstitious beliefs should not be respected.

We’re in the 21st century, and the vast majority of us still believe in an utterly and obviously fictional creator deity. Plenty of people, even in developed countries with decent educational systems, still believe in ghosts or magic (e.g. voodoo). And I–an atheist and a skeptic–am told I need to respect these patently...

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Bounce with it in your butthole 🥲

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Metal Gear “Spotted!” sound followed by Metal Gear Codec ringing.

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That’s lit

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Isn’t there some computer science hypothesis (or whatever) about how the more complex computers get the more inefficient they must get as well?

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All dust disintegrates inside a 20 foot (6m) sphere around me at all times.

Edit: forgot the measurement scale

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Oops. 20 foot sphere.

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I’m think more molecular disintegration. They were integrated, now they are not.

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Not letting me dehydrate a lemon when he told us to bring in “any fruit you want to dehydrate” as a fun class activity. He said something along the lines of I was being difficult.

Fuck Mr.Moen and the fuck the horse he rode in on.

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For real? Management?

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Paying triple is good enough reason for me. Haven’t used it since the lockdown.

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I’m TheControlled and I approve this message.

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Yeah in my experience the vitality, finances, and comfort of employees is always paramount to good ol’ management! Especially the owner who visits every 3 months!

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Anon jerking off on his little cousin’s face while she was asleep and getting caught. My innocence was lost that night, reading his after-action post.

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Let’s all make fun of the way this person looks.

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