RizzRustbolt

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RizzRustbolt,

Ship… out of danger?

RizzRustbolt,

Nah. It’s all that O’Brien poundcake.

RizzRustbolt,

I don’t care what anyone says, He won the Oscar for that.

RizzRustbolt,

Altered Magic 8-ball Syndicate.

RizzRustbolt,

It used to be an empire. And conmen can get rich by telling people that it could be one again.

RizzRustbolt,

None of them.

Enterprise prefers to fly easy.

RizzRustbolt,

My 2002 Subaru Outback.

Thing’s a beast of the bog.

RizzRustbolt,

Roads by Portishead.

She knows. She gets it.

RizzRustbolt,

Two Rikers Sitting.

RizzRustbolt,

Future Remmick

RizzRustbolt,

The amazon packing tape.

RizzRustbolt,

Getting my mom out of debt.

RizzRustbolt,

God gives his worst hernias to his kindest polymaths.

RizzRustbolt,

When did they get a 70% Wiggle?

RizzRustbolt,

That depends on how much of the social contract a group is willing to break.

We benefit from knowing just how far nazis are willing to go to further their beliefs. And their efforts should be resisted in kind.

RizzRustbolt,

When you do win, you should take a selfie on stage and only post it here.

Just to fuck with everybody.

RizzRustbolt,

Not when I was stocking them. People got sooooooooooooooooo mad that they couldn’t find the “beans”.

RizzRustbolt,

Smart parents would have been collecting sublet rent for nine months from the fetus and investing it in Bitcoin.

RizzRustbolt,

Any size.

If you’re colorblind.

RizzRustbolt,

You stop that right now.

RizzRustbolt,

No, it’s about how hot his husband was.

RizzRustbolt,

So it was just a take the money and run scam.

RizzRustbolt,

New Freeland.

RizzRustbolt,

Hall and Oates, Methods of Modern Love.

RizzRustbolt,

They weren’t a pre-warp culture, the Prime Directive doesn’t apply.

RizzRustbolt,

Coughing baby survived, but at what cost?

RizzRustbolt,

Thats a pretty shitty plumbing job.

RizzRustbolt,

I don’t use deodorant because they all use aluminum salts, and I’m allergic to aluminum.

RizzRustbolt,

The comic book game doesn’t have a story mode?

RizzRustbolt,

Meh.

Now if they cloned Matt Berry and you could dine with him, that would get my attention.

RizzRustbolt,

No pressure.

RizzRustbolt,

Things are about to get very weird.

RizzRustbolt,

Everyone gets a head nod.

If it’s early enough in the dayn they might get a verbal greeting as well.

RizzRustbolt,

Attack of the Milking Stools!

RizzRustbolt,

Swans - The Seer

RizzRustbolt,

BASICally, I’m ancient.

RizzRustbolt,

It’s not necromancy if they were pickled.

RizzRustbolt,

I always thought it was more of an Almond Joy / Mounds situation.

RizzRustbolt,

Neurolink = brain stapling?

RizzRustbolt,

All the kids listen these days is The Doodletown Pipers.

RizzRustbolt,

Add a pat of butter.

RizzRustbolt,

This body… is a map of PAIN!

RizzRustbolt,

No, it’s the Pepe Silva one. See the picture?

RizzRustbolt,

Send in the ASM knights.

RizzRustbolt,

Actually, it’s a Monty Hall problem because a door is opened.

RizzRustbolt,

Cut. It. Out.

RizzRustbolt,

They could make the best god damned sandwiches in the world. But that still doesn’t mean they should still exist as a company after what they did.

RizzRustbolt,

Sheltered pedophiles in their c-suite.

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