ChillDude69

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LEMMY ALLOWS ME TO HAVE A SCREENNAME THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN TAKEN 15 YEARS AGO, ON REDDIT. I AM CHILLDUDE69 AND I AM FREAKIN’ HAPPY ABOUT IT!

Yes, I’m screaming all that. Capslock is still cruise control for cool, y’all.

Peace.

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ChillDude69,

On the one hand, you’re not wrong. On the other hand, the way people say that line…it’s as if you go to Kroger or Alberson’s or Target, and see some kind of massive reduction in the number of derelict-ass, unhinged, pajama-clad, whacka-doodle mofos, in their aisles.

That’s a big nuh-uh, chief. If they let you in off the street, without a membership card, and they sell regular-ass groceries, there’s going to be a bunch of semi-washed, pseudo-clothed semi-apes, up in there.

And, honestly, I’m not against it. Pretention is boring. I like my crazy people up-front and straightforward. There’s just as many barely-functional nutjobs at your local country club. They have just leveled up their skill in concealing their situation. That’s both more dangerous AND less fun.

ChillDude69,

One question remains: when the Exxxocomp dematerializes the fleshlight attachment, does your load get recycled into the micro-replicaotor? Or does the sploodge just drop onto the floor, when it vanishes…at which point, I guess you could order the Exxxocomp to replicate a squeegee to clean it up.

ChillDude69,

Heartfelt upvote for “internal sploodge core.”

Also, Sploodgecore should be a music genre.

ChillDude69,

Just wait until 43. You’ll realize that your plan to do a bunch of awesome shit during your 42nd year (because that number is the answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything) fizzled into basically nothing, and you don’t even have the energy to jack off much, anymore.

The only consolation is knowing that your apathy will grow in proportion to your decay, so by the time you’re TRULY incapable and decrepit, you literally won’t be capable of giving a shit about the situation.

ChillDude69, (edited )

“Yeah, and I heard the sensei at his dojo was the cousin of one of Bruce Lee’s students. And, like, umm, this one time, this other sensei that came and did a guest leseson with them? He totally said that he knew the pressure chakra chi points that can superkill someone, with only one finger. But he said that we weren’t wise enough for him to teach us that, yet.”

I hasten to add that this is sarcasm, just in case people aren’t paying attention. And everyone, please don’t worship martial arts. It’s just so far beyond cringe.

ChillDude69,

Any type of “ooo, buT he D03s BJJ, tho” comment counts. Martial arts, in general = cringe throwback 1980s nonsense. If you’re still talking about that shit, in any context outside of the actual sport, inside an octagon, you are just making everyone fucking cringe. Fact.

ChillDude69,

I’m sure your dad could beat up my dad, too. And if you think the F40 is a cooler car than the Countach, that’s also fine. And your Sega Genesis has more Blast Processing than my SNES.

Just, whatever. All the cliché nonsense you want, I’ll just agree with it, because I’m tired of the conversation. You’re stuck in 1989 and I’m not. We’ll just agree on that.

ChillDude69,

I think that much should be obvious.

But seriously, I shouldn’t have gone off on you. I apologize for being so snarky. The thing is, I would never go and tell anyone “oooh, martial arts = cringe” inside of a martial arts community. I just think it’s wack to talk about celebrities beating people up, with their mad MMA skillz. At the very least, the person I replied to was taking the meme way more seriously than any meme really deserves. In fact, there’s a whole bunch of way-too-super-serious discussion, under this meme.

That’s all I’m saying, really.

ChillDude69,

Yeah, that’s kinda what I was going for. Arguing about which celebrity could beat up everyone with their mad elite martial arts skillz is absolutely on brand for that movie.

ChillDude69,

I only fuck three chocolate bars per day. Is that okay?

You WERE asking how much chocolate we usually fuck, right?

Does dipping my balls in chocolate milk count?

ChillDude69,

I started to say the same exact thing, but then I realized this is intended to be a clear broth. It has alpha blending. Give it some credit for that much being functional.

ChillDude69, (edited )

In that case, just turn off some of the layers.

EDIT: wait, I have to take this one back. The title said PNG, and that format doesn’t preserve layers. The thickness of the broth is fully rasterized in.

ChillDude69,

I always thought the cover to Ben Harper’s album “Fight for your Mind” was a good representation about how I felt, when they started forcing me to integrate letters and numbers, in that way:

https://lemmynsfw.com/pictrs/image/4167175d-77d0-43c7-b6e7-c47b8b2332be.webp

ChillDude69,

Oh, I’ve watched it. Something reminded me of it today, and that’s why I made this meme.

ChillDude69,

Remember: Neil DeGrasse Tyson drugged and raped a woman in Texas, while he was working at UT Austin.

He then proceeded to tell her, to her face, that he chose her as a victim, specifically because they were both black scientists, and therefore she would be extremely reluctant to say anything about it, because it would harm the reputation of black people in the academic community, and it would be a hard case to prove, anyway.

But because he’s a black man who humorously pwns the religious people, everyone gave him a pass, and decided to just flat-out refuse to believe the victim.

It’s not just that accusation, either. There are multiple others. I just know more details about that one, off the top of my head.

ChillDude69,

Totally. Someone on the TNG writing crew had a SERIOUS foot obsession.

ChillDude69,

You know what I just did? I finally used Google to find out what this meme even comes from. I assumed it was, like, a Will Ferrell or Jack Black movie that I’ve never bothered to see. Or maybe something with Michael Cera in it. But no, none of that.

That shit is actually way weirder. Look it up, for yourself.

ChillDude69,

Well, it all depends on whether the frog is about to moan like a creepy perv, after it says the line.

Because the mofo in the original video did that shit.

ChillDude69,

Wait 'til you see me toss a nut at people with brick allergies.

ChillDude69, (edited )

The sheer amount of ass-busting, ball-sweating work that the Battleship Texas Foundation folks have done…it’s just humbling. Good for them.

EDIT: Also, the livestream of when they towed her from San Jacinto to the drydock was absolutely the coolest livestream that I’ve ever watched. Checked all the boxes of, like, “this is a historical event that I’m watching; there’s a real sense of occasion,” plus “this is like those slow-TV videos, where someone has a camera and walks through nature scenery.” I had that shit on all day.

ChillDude69,

Confirmed. Just like birds.

ChillDude69,

Yo, I keep meaning to watch that clearly wack-ass Krampus movie, from a few years ago. I get the feeling it’s one of those so-bad-it-was-actually-pretty-entertaining kind of flicks.

ChillDude69,

Cool beans. I’ll give it a shot.

ChillDude69,

I’m not sure what the most original version was, but the one the screenshot is from is called Gorillas, and it was included with Mircosoft Qbasic, on DOS. It was intended as an example program, to show what QBasic could do. I modded the crap out of it, to make the explosions bigger and weird colors, etc. Changed the gorillas to be all mutated and fucked up, etc. Good times.

ChillDude69,

I remember playing it on DOS-only machines. I think it started being included with QBasic in MSDOS 5. This is now unlocking a memory, for me. I remember, back in that era, I made a QBasic program that was literally the DVD screensaver, with the logo bouncing around…except it was just a circle with a gradient in it. I think I eventually upgraded it to being a smiley face. Anyway, that was long before the meme about screensavers like that, and the whole “OMG IT’S ABOUT TO HIT THE CORNER, SO SATISFYING” thing.

But the thing is, I distinctly remember having that “oooh, it’s gonna hit the corner” feeling. And it was extra satisfying, because I had coded the collision physics for myself, including offsets for the origin point of the circle, so it would bounce off the edges, rather than slide halfway off the screen. It was a really awesome feeling.

ChillDude69,

What the fuck is this? I guess my scriptblocker blocked whatever site that was. I cannot find anything about that link. WHAT THE FUCK DID I CLICK ON???

EDIT: EVERYONE REPORT THIS, BUT CAN THE MODS PLEASE TRY TO FIND OUT WHAT THIS WACK-ASS LINK IS???

ChillDude69,

Or, like, dramatically increased haunting.

ChillDude69,

I think the Affinity Photo suite works on the ios mobile platform. It’s definitely supposed to work on iPad.

I have been using Affinity Photo 2 on the PC side for almost a year, and it’s the Photoshop replacement of my dreams. It should probably be on sale soon, too, if it’s not already.

ChillDude69,

Oh, for sure. Can’t you see Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos’ faces on a tapestry, like the founders of the OG medieval dynasties? That’s what we’re heading into.

Shit, I always thought those sci-fi settings (like Warhammer 40k, Dune, Bill the Galactic Hero) where people returned to actual systems of lords and peasants were kind of far-fetched. I was simply naïve. We’re witnessing the start of that shit, right the fuck now.

ChillDude69,

Truly excellent point. The closest thing to badass architecture that the neo-aristocracy is doing right now would be those godforsaken super-yachts. But they’re either en route, somewhere in the ocean where nobody can see them, or else just tied up at the pier, looking like a generically massive “look at my wealth dick” boat. Yawn.

Like you’re saying, they could at LEAST build some super-amazing buildings. Or maybe, like, two or three of them could get into a prick-waving contest, to see who’s gonna pay off more people’s fucking medical debt. Just to flex.

ChillDude69,

Yo, this reminds me of that weird ad from Coca-Cola or whatever corporation. It’s an ad that shows up when I pause my streaming services. It’s just a big red screen that says “RECYCLING TAKES ALL OF US.” And, goddammit, I’m so fucking depressed that it took me seeing it about nine times, before I understood what it meant.

I thought it was in the sense of, like, “yeah, man. Every man returns to dust. Recycling takes us all, in the end.”

Nah, it actually just means “we all need to participate in recycling.” That is NOT where my headspace has been at, since around the end of '19.

ChillDude69,

Thanks. I kinda like mine better, too. The more I think about it, the more I consider the intended interpretation to be MORE nihilistic than my own. It’s like “yeah, we all have to recycle, or else it’s pointless, so if you recycled and not everyone else did, then you wasted your time.”

My version is just, like, a universal truth.

ChillDude69,

I have heard so many different permutations of that whole thing, like: “well, this thermoplastic can only be recycled twice, but this dodecaphrastic ultraplastic can be recycled more times, but then the energy it takes to do the sorting and melting makes the whole thing meaningless, unless you’re talking about aluminum.”

It’s to the point where I can no longer keep track of which story I tend to believe.

ChillDude69,

Without Macaulay what’s the point.

Lowkey, I kinda feel like Mila Kunis is having that exact thought, pretty regularly, right about now.

ChillDude69,

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. I WANT TO RETURN TO THE OCEAN.

ChillDude69,

That’s what I thought. IMHO, hostile architecture is the physical-world equivalent of a lot of the policies that led us to flee Reddit, Twitter, etc.

ChillDude69,

Gotta back off further than that, yo.

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