Morning rule
MECHAGIC, 
Can’t you just add milk? I think i used to know someone that did that
Jazbo, I thought that’s what coffee creamer was. Do Americans drink cream with their coffees or is it just a higher fat content milk?
marx2k, Why bother drinking coffee of you don’t like coffee?
uis, 
Milk?
RizzRustbolt, Add a pat of butter.
pomodoro_longbreak, 
Affogato what it’s called, but I believe the Italians know of a way to salvage this.
Minarble, It’s way pasta time to be making puns.
AnonWyo, A penne for your thoughts on the matter?
ToastedPlanet, Ditch the coffee and just eat ice cream. =D
uriel238, 
When I’m out of breve, I get to make the I take it black, like my men joke from the movie Airplane
ichmagrum, German Or use milk like a normal person?
Perfide, Just have the ice cream in the mug and let the coffee melt it. Gives it a nice froth.
Deuces, If you call it an affogato you can even pretend you have your life together!
modifier, Just put the ice cream in. Coffee is often hot.
AnonWyo, I like my coffee like I like my women…
Dark…
Strong…
With a spoon in them.
boborhrongar, 
Please be careful
shadearg, 
Covered in bees!
Siethron, I use eggnog
Enzy, Swedish Coffee, ice cream, vodka
Best combo.
quicksand, Found The Dude
vsh, I drink only the purest black. Cream or milk is for pussies
DavLemmyHav, Then im proudly a pussy
alquicksilver, Same. Plus, pussies are strong AF, so who wouldn’t want to be like one?
Maybe they should’ve liked their coffee strong like a pussy.
LoamImprovement, Hey, don’t hate on people’s coffee choices.
vsh, Hey, don’t hate on people’s coffee choices.
*Dessert choices
It’s not coffee if you add tons of sugar, cream and milk to it. It’s a fucking dessert anon.
verdare, This is Lemmy. There aren’t “anons.” There are only… uh, “pseudons?”
wildginger, God forbid coffee tastes good
loutr, 
Black coffee tastes good, unless you’re a small child of course.
wildginger, Hey man, Im sorry your dicks so small you need to use a bitter drink as your masculinity
Those of us with usable cocks dont feel bad about drinking things that tastes good tho
Do you also take pride in eating unseasoned food?
AnonWyo, Personally, I had to get rid of iceburg lettuce. Too spicy.
AbsurdityAccelerator, I am what I eat.
nyahlathotep, 
🤡
itslilith, 
gate keeping doesn’t make you cool
TheAlbatross, You give us black coffee drinkers a bad name. Let people drink coffee how they wanna.
I condemn you to Keurig holiday flavor pods only for 2 years with possibility of parole.
adj16, Fellas, is it gay to…checks notes…like cappuccinos?
TheAlbatross, Yanno, it’s funny, I almost only drink coffee black at home (if I’m making a coffee with amaretto I’ll rarely put in a scant splash of heavy cream), but I’ve found I enjoy getting a cappuccino from nicer coffee shops while I’m out and about.
Dunno what it is, maybe because I don’t usually keep milk in the house nor do I have the ability to froth it. Maybe because I anticipate that their coffee isn’t going to be to my preference on its own. But a cappuccino is only an out and about thing.
nyahlathotep, “yOu DoN’t LiKe CoFfEe, YoU jUsT lIkE tHe TaStE oF iCe CrEaM”
Chriswild, Needs to also imply how feminine you are for it. Apparently enjoying things is unmanly.
JustAnotherRando, Better idea: take that ice cream, put it in a mug and pour a shot of espresso over it. Bam, you’ve got an affogato (an Italian dessert drink).
li10, The fuck did you just call me?
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