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MTK,

Noodles with sriracha, olive oil and nutritional yeast

MTK,

The X at home: twitter.com

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For Signal to actually show notifications, I don’t understand how this bug still exists after years of it being known.

MTK,

Android!!

And like 5 different people I know have the same issue on android.

The only fix I was able to do was use molly-foss which doesn’t use google push notifications but it really drains the battery

MTK, (edited )

Religion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise.

Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won’t know you’re fucking!

MTK,

Damn you!

MTK,

Super speed. Either you would need to also think and react at super speeds, which mean the world would be agonizingly slow, or you would have normal speed reaction in which case you would crash and die.

There is also the option of super reaction time on demand, but in any case non of this matters as super speed would make the air as “thick” as a concrete wall so you would also need to me super strong and super durable.

MTK,

This is so useful! Now I can just run:

rm -rf /

Without the sudo!

MTK,

Why not pee on it? It’s warmer so it will work faster and I it is probably cleaner.

MTK,

Actually happened btw

MTK,

Rest assured with something as important as the Linux Kernel: development will keep going.

Morgan freeman voice: but he was not rested or assured.

MTK,

Modern porn is a problem, firstly it teaches you a lot of wrong things and gives you a bad understanding of how sex should be and what it means to be a respectful participent in a sexual encounter.

Another problem is the disturbing amount of human suffering in the porn industry. So many abused and raped and you can never know which is which, heck you can’t even know if that “teen” is a 19 yo or a 15 yo since they will always say 18 but try to get the youngest possible.

There are healthy ways though, there is “ethical porn” (search it) which vets the actors and pays them fairly, it usually also is more soft and presents a much more realistic view of sex.

Just like any extremly rewarding action you should be careful not to get addicted to it.

P.S: don’t confuse porn with masturbation, two different subjects with different issues.

MTK,

If I went back in time, between stoping hitler or stopping you the choice is clear.

MTK,

By doing that you would leave behind so many new and much more complex cells (modern bacteria, yeas, maybe even spores) You would probably boost evolution by millions of years!

MTK,

Well well well, I once again feel targeted by a meme

MTK,

Stop talking about me!

MTK,

The microphone is there, why not?

MTK,

Pretty common one I think

MTK,

Why hold it then? Install a mount for it! Work smart not hard!

MTK,

Build up of bacteria at night means that if you eat in the morning before brushing there will be more bacteria to break down the food into acid which will break down your teeth.

Ideal is to brush first but also brush after each meal*

*as long as the acidity in your mouth is 5.5pH or less your teeth are being broken down by the acid (which means that brushing would be scrubing them with acid and making it worse) in which case you should wait until your spit (which is a buffer solution) returns your pH to normal. Since most foods are acidic the recommendation is to wait 30 mnutes after eating and then brush. Or you can eat suger free gum right after a meal, this will trick your brain to produce more spit which will return the normal pH faster.

My personal system is like so:

Wake up

Use dental jet floss (water floss)

Brush teeth

After any foods eaten chew gum for 10-30 minutes

Floss

Dental jet (if at home)

If I’m at home and have 30 minutes to wait between mouthwash and brushing then I use mouthwash, wait 30 min then brush, if not then just brushing and if I’m not at home then just mouthwash.

Repeat for as many things as I eat that day.

Before bed:

Floss

Dental jet

Mouthwash

Wait 30 min

Brush

MTK, (edited )

Every one gets a strong moral compass that they can’t ignore.

Sure we won’t all have the same morals but I believe that most bad things in the world happen because people ignore morals and act selfish and only a small part of our issues stem from actual moral differences.

Edit: Seems I am much more optimistic than I thought.

MTK,

It would be cool if we all commited sucide

MTK,

On the count of 3?

What did you do to survive the night of/after a breakup?

Boyfriend of 2 years (best friend of 6) just told me he’s started seeing someone else. No discussion. Just ghosted me for a week and hit me with this news. Thought he was my soulmate, lmao. I feel like someone just ripped out my insides. Just turned 31 this year, this shit is not any easier than when I was a teenager....

MTK,

Do the things that give you inner peace, for me it was always walking in nature, and so I did every day for a year following the breakup, it really helped.

MTK,

You should improve your blowing technique, just search “how to blow better”

Transitioning from GnuCash

I have mostly enjoyed using GnuCash for desktop and GnuCash Android for years, but the Android version hasn’t been updated in a while and I noticed that it isn’t even available in the Google Play store anymore (or F-Droid, for that matter). There’s a different GnuCash Android app available, but it’s a different developer...

MTK,

Been using Firefly III for a few years, great tool, good and frequent updates and the developer, while strict, is open for feature requests.

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I can’t stop thinking about the animals in this title

MTK,

Cool that there is more murder than misogyny

MTK, (edited )

I never wash my eyeballs, it really stings so I avoid it.

EDIT: typo

MTK,

I don’t thinks so, they were always kind of blue

MTK,

That’s weird, I thought it stings for everyone

MTK,

Anything stings really, even just water but that’s bearable

MTK,

Thats me! And people laugh at me for still wearing a mask

MTK,

Actually everything is both, even you are a wave, just a really shitty one that is much closer to a partical

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Pretty sure it happened to me on UEFI as well

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None! Using calyxos and getting updates for now. Next phone would ne either a second-hand pixel Xa or a fairphone

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