Agent641

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Agent641,

The laughing stops when you meet someone with the exact same SSN as you.

Agent641,

OMG That was you that lurked my nightmares last night?!

You were a good kisser NGL

Agent641,

Dave2D - Not a huge creator, but he lived in a van and made videos mocking other van-lifers who did the glamping thing and only showed the positive side of van life, not the negative side where you poo in a bucket and live in fear of a crackhead breaking into your car while youre asleep in it.

One of the glam-van-life couples broke up and he made a video publically mocking them. Then the girl killed herself. There was a huge shitstorm in the vanlife community and he ended up deleting almost all his content. Now he mostly does fantasy artwork livestreams.

Agent641,

Food wishes is the GOAT of cooking channels. The only thing thats changed about his format is video and audio quality has improved.

Agent641,

I didnt realize there was another Dave2D on youtube.

This is the one I was referring to: www.reddit.com/r/…/what_happened_to_dave2d/

(Sorry for linking to reddit)

Agent641,

The poor stop at the doorstep of the decisionmakers.

Agent641,

Old people in the supermarket are euphoric

Agent641, (edited )

Currently working on it. I met a 46yr old woman thru AA who plays minecraft to better connect with her kids, 9 and 12. Taking her out to dinner tonight. Wish me luck.

Agent641,

36, no kids. Her kids are outrageously fun to hang out with, and shes probably the most artistically talented woman Ive ever met.

Agent641,

Thats right!

Agent641,

Great! I helped her set up her xmas tree.

Agent641,

Snorkel is such a funny word

Agent641,

Diesel submarines can literally turn off every system and just drift in the ocean currents silently, or loiter on the sea floor where they are indistinguishable from a rock.

Agent641,

1998 mitsubishi magna. We went on some adventures together. Then a girlfriend who couldnt drive manual properly killed the clutch.

Agent641,

Some people today practice self-trepanation

Agent641,

I once had a girl stop me in the street and ask me for directions back to her hotel. She said she was new in town and wanted to meet some locals. I showed her on the map that it was on the same street as we were standing, just four blocks down. She laughed and said something like, “Im not sure, can you walk there with me?”

And I pointed and was like “its literally that building down there!”

And she goes "Oh… " and wandered off, then crossed the street and went into a cafe

To this day Im not sure if I missed out on getting laid or losing my kidneys.

Agent641,

I have never been sadder.

Agent641,

Wasnt he also on Mythbusters?

Agent641,

Chairman Mao redistributed the land of 700, 000 landlords to those who had none, and executed them, and personally I think thats just taking things a little bit too far.

Agent641,

Network failed because net didnt work.

Agent641,

Baking soda can’t melt steel memes

Agent641,

You can’t spell ‘yours’ without ‘ours’, comrade.

Agent641,

Lie down. Try not to die. Die a lot.

Agent641,

Real-time operating system implies the existence of a turn-based operating system.

Agent641,

Whos celeste?

Agent641,

Step 2 is to start hunting kids

Agent641,

I exclusively eat meat but I consider myself Vegan because my species comes from the Vega star system.

What are some productive things to do when you wake up in the middle of the night and can't get back to sleep for a few hours?

I’m looking for suggestions that zombie-me could follow through with. The problem is I can barely bring myself to get out of bed, let alone do a useful task. It just wastes typically 2–5 hours of my life as I wait for tiredness to finally (re)take hold.

Agent641,

Procrasturbation is unhealthy

Agent641,

I dodnt say masturbation is unhealthy, I think its fine. Masurbating a lot can also be fine. But the intent determines if its healthy or unhealthy.

What I said was, procrasturbation is unhealthy. Just like eating because youre depressed, or drinking because youre lonely. If youre just doing it to get the endorphins, its not much different to any other substance or behaviour that can be abused. And its indicative of a coping behaviour for some underlying problem that isnt being constructively addressed.

Agent641,

Libs would have you believe that America isn’t a monarchy.

Agent641,

The lord is watching you sinners! (He didnt say stop)

Agent641,

Everybody wanna be government til its time to do government shit

Agent641,

Witchcraft is not only common in the tech world, its nessecary.

You ever install a server into a rack? Its impossible not to slice your finger a little bit. Thats because the tech gods require a blood sacrifice.

Code is just spells, carefully crafted to bind and control the spirits of the machine.

Vim is an actual demon, summoned and dismissed by the use of mysterious ancient runes.

Agent641,

The correct future. Not this corpro-dystopian bullshit

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