KreekyBonez

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KreekyBonez,

I’ve seen this reposted a lot, and yet I still always see it as thicc batman. the optical illusion is forever stuck in my brain

KreekyBonez,

…and centuries of royal inbreeding

KreekyBonez,

gotta nuke somethin’

¯\ _ (ツ) _ /¯

KreekyBonez,

nobody prayed hard enough, so it got altered even more

KreekyBonez,

no, don’t do that

KreekyBonez,

not with that attitude

KreekyBonez,

nothin at all - nothin at all - nothin at all

KreekyBonez,

the mailman disguise won’t fool them

KreekyBonez,

“I’ll have the chicken”

“and how would you like that cooked?”

“aight I’m-a head out”

KreekyBonez,

yo ho, matey! shiver me timbers and man the fuck-down!

KreekyBonez,

SNAKE EYES

5 home appliances that will change your life and allow you to cook tons of gourmet food extremely easily and at a low cost.

I own a Vitamix, a Zojirushi rice cooker, and a Zojirushi Home Bakery Supreme. I also own the instant pot max, and an air fryer by Sur la table. Between these appliances they help me make 90% of my food at home. The food is relatively easy, especially once you get the hang of the recipes, and they taste incredible!...

KreekyBonez,

I have a good set of cast iron and steel pans, a dutch oven, and some decent knives. Those get me through a vast majority of my cooking. The rice cooker and blender see a decent amount of action, but the rest of the gadgets just take up space.

I also really enjoy all the parts of the process, from prep work to plating, so maybe this conversation is more about fulfillment. If someone doesn’t like cooking, then gadgets can let them spend less time doing it. If I want to make a beautiful roast or extravagant brunch, my time spent doing it is worthwhile to me.

KreekyBonez,

They immediately say they’re not selling anything… then proceed to make selling points for the entire post

KreekyBonez,

The extra cost is directly from gadget companies knowing that the cheap version is perfect, and they add functions and flair to increase profit. Understandably, if you work in R&D and need some job security, making bluetooth work in a microwave may keep your department afloat for a little while.

Noble pursuit of elegant design and business? Nope, but if people are willing to buy it, then there’s nothing stopping them from doing it.

KreekyBonez,

YOYOLOO

(you only YOLO once)

KreekyBonez,

check please!

KreekyBonez,

similar 100% true story from a green text:

kid goes out for his 21st, and grandpa tells him that the secret to never getting too drunk is drinking some olive oil before a shot, so that the alcohol never enters the bloodstream, or something.

they follow through, and shit their pants after one round; ironically, the oil drinking did technically prevent them from getting drunk.

I don’t care if it’s fake, it’s still a hilarious idea

KreekyBonez,

dads everywhere agree: click those tongs and slap those bags

KreekyBonez,

everything looks cooked perfectly.

and the plating is nice; maybe only improved with an oval plate that fits the shape of the food better.

KreekyBonez,

the drizzle could work. keep the bread drier for longer, and speed up the inevitably delicious mix of sauce and yolk

KreekyBonez,

pico on chili is also fantastic.

bonus food remix: put that mess on a fresh corn tortilla, and add an egg for some dank huevos ran-chili.

KreekyBonez,

lol nice

I just assumed it said “it belongs in a museum”

KreekyBonez,

you mean the people that were cheering on the glorious tanks during the Tiananmen square parade

KreekyBonez,

so we must crush it

KreekyBonez,

damn. why did schools only teach the super boring part about the triangles. dude had the golden thigh of apollo and the super-speed of hermes.

also, it really sounds like he was a cult leader.

KreekyBonez,

ever try the duckduckgo app? I didn’t realize it existed until now.

II’m usually on firefox with adblocker, and just use duck as my default search, so the app seems unnecessary. willing to try it out tho

KreekyBonez,

don’t forget to add some stanky interest on that principal

KreekyBonez,

10L of water in one night would be an incredible feat

KreekyBonez,

go to lamp

KreekyBonez,

still using Jerboa since I joined up, and I’m so used to it now that other apps just feel off. I was a rif user in the before-times, and jerboa has the same kind of stripped-down vibe I’m comfortable with

KreekyBonez,

makanoff with the goods

KreekyBonez,

offshore drilling could be jammed in the background, too

KreekyBonez,

I would just get NPR on, at the risk of hearing a really interesting segment of Radio Lab and having a driveway moment and sitting through the conclusion right as I get to the location.

KreekyBonez,

game that doubles as a service? beats me.

DRG is also a unicorn of a game

KreekyBonez,

also works with cats. and, importantly, let them approach you. if a cat thinks it was their idea to be pat, then they will love it so much more.

KreekyBonez,

the 3 day rule

KreekyBonez,

animani-jacks

KreekyBonez,

“Alright, it’s taken 20 minutes to initialize and warm up, let’s try a test print-”

GUTTER CLEANING IN PROGRESS

“Well that’s okay, I’m sure it’s part of routine maintena-”

SEQUENCING OFF

“No, damnit, I need to get the line running!”

…

MAKEUP LEVEL TOO LOW

“But I just changed the cartridge…”

MAKEUP LEVEL TOO LOW

crying and putting on lipstick

“Please, I have a family!”

MAKEUP LEVEL TOO HIGH

“Okay, I’ll do anything, just let me print these batch codes…”

READY TO PRINT

“Thank you, oh merciful machine, I owe you my-”

GUTTER CLEANING IN PROGRESS

KreekyBonez,

wise words. I started just playing to my strengths a few years ago, instead of overachieving for the nebulous award of being “the best”, and my life has gotten immensely more fulfilling.

my current employer isn’t asking me to be the best in my field, just good at what I do, and that feels great. I get shit done, and don’t feel the need to constantly reinvent the wheel. or feel the stress of failure when something is over my head.

KreekyBonez,

I found a ridiculous road closure last week, and GPS routed me through a ton of backroads I had never taken before. It was only marginally faster, but I’m glad I was constantly moving, and not on a highway-turned-parking-lot for those 2 hours. Also, we got to experience some new scenery that we may never have seen otherwise, which is at least interesting.

KreekyBonez,

trinkets and baubles

KreekyBonez,

and after overdoing it on the spicy foods, bidets are a true life-saver

sent from my bidet

KreekyBonez,

the heavy blues fever dream I didn’t know I needed

KreekyBonez,

“blow money”

happy to see someone properly budgeting for nose candy

KreekyBonez,

unwilling to sacrifice, our kids

KreekyBonez,

the ongoing July

KreekyBonez,

How are ya now?

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