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If you’re serious, then I’m crazy healthy!

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Some people have chubby cheeks, or don’t want to mess up their makeup would be my guess. The poster mentioned obsessive compulsive disorder, so your answers there. 👍

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I had no idea I wanted to hear this read by Q. With AI, hopefully someone can get it done?

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Still no m2 slot support? SD cards remind me of the 5400rpm HDD days.

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The third one looks like a gang sign 😂

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I agree, I took a few IQ tests and scored high and initially it made me wonder is if everyone else was as concerned as I was watching our species being driven into early graves for yearly profit projections.

Suffice to say, most people I met who scored high lacked the foresight to even think we might be screwed. Which led me to a swift conclusion that your IQ doesn’t mean jack squat, it was a biased system that was simply a biased form of dick measuring.

Perhaps I’m disillusioned, but the best summary of our species is that old video of a chimpanzee in a zoo pissing in its mouth.

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I’m not sure if it was like that, since it was almost 30 years ago. They might’ve still been using smoke signals lol

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Think about it? It’s all I think about already!

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Ahh a micro-p connector! It’s essentially a smooth surface with a small nub.

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I Am Legend, the one with Will Smith.

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Can I borrow your monkey’s paw? I want to wish for this timeline to be over.

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I’m okay with that, and I would imagine most of humanity would be too.

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While depressing, it makes sense, seeing as this market model isn’t sustainable in the long term, let alone short term.

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It’ll be nice to get off this clown car of a timeline.

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I’m pretty sure Hugh Hefner was more of, “A Weekend At Bernie’s”, situation at the end. They just propped him up like a scarecrow at events.

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With fewer and fewer jobs giving health care in the United States, it’s bankrupting to have any medical condition. Hell, without coverage, my medications would cost me over $700 a month. So if you have anything saved up, it’ll be burned away in one ER visit. It’s why so many avoid taking an ambulance or even bother going in. Personally, I think I would rather die, than go to a hospital without insurance. Even with insurance, my co-pay is $100. Our country has become downright dystopian for the older with any health condition. Anymore I feel like the country is ran by the damn Ferengi.

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Exactly lol, Picard made himself an easy trolling target.

But, I always wondered if Picard might’ve felt he was smarter taking the attention of a near god like entity. ¯*(ツ)*/¯

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Ah, well it’s was a combination of things, but when I was creating the account I figured I should go with something innocuous. Only recently, I realized I must’ve subconsciously stored it from, The Good Place.

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Well don’t be shy, let’s see!

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Funny you posted this, watching it now 😂👍

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I remember as a kid, asking my dad when we watched, it only made sense to check regularly on the megalomaniac.

He said, Captain Kirk was a cowboy and could be unprofessional, and not surprising he forgot. I assumed he knowingly meant to leave Khan to die.

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That’s what I assumed as a kid.

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You could be right, after a recent rewatch it did seem to devil may-care on ship.

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Perhaps suggesting humans are the most adventurous/likely of the species in the federation?

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If I had to pick in no particular order, I would be Lore, Q and Reg Barclay. With the later two due to the the first being literally impossible.

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Hence his pitiful lack of flair.

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Can’t instances defederate preemptively?

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Hmm, I see. What a complex web, can nothing be done to stop thier blatant thievery?

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I get what you mean… though, I feel like an IQ test is a biased test, I took one as a teenager and scored high. Which was a morale boost at the time, but a few months later I had medical problems and ended up having a stroke and had to basically start all over with speech, motor and memory.

Sure, I survived. But I went through every therapy, started back up and realized I wasn’t close to what I was before. Which was crushing, sure I knew it wouldn’t be the same and I’m still above average, but the latent memories of my capabilities before constantly haunt me.

I didn’t mean to depress anyone, just enjoy the blue zone if at all possible. I constantly try remembering, it can get worse. /hug

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Agreed 100%, being a specialist in something always has led to someone taking a pot shot at your deficiencies.

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Go with what makes you happiest, most often more effort can lead to less rewards. Ultimately you have to find your comfort zone.

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The later half is so true, early on when you’re a statistical anomaly you can get special treatment, but once you become a small problem or the skill backfires they blow up as if it couldn’t have been seen coming. They expect 100% efficiency like you’re a battery to sap and don’t care how it affects you mentally.

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I say it regularly, I would prefer to be ignorant… At least then I wouldn’t be hyper aware our species stinks.

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I avoided it by coasting, they did testing in kindergarten and I realized fast I didn’t want the attention. Especially being treated like a trophy by my dad.

Do I regret coasting now, of course. Do it for your self-confidence, later in life you’ll be happier you did.

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Which is the curse, built in risk aversion. 🥴

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Thank god, it’s pseudoscience now. Though I was tested over 2 decades ago, it seemed silly they made a big deal out of it.

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I can’t unsee it now.

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Thanks, and do you mean the Butthole Spiders?

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As you get older, you sort of get used to the fact that the majority of your fellow passengers are oblivious to the fact we’re on a bus speeding towards a cliff, driven by depravity and delusions of grandeur. And you realize short of a miracle, nothing is going to change it. It’s either that or you go mad. ¯*(ツ)*/¯

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Especially since gifted, is based on biased metrics that personally feel like they ignore a lot of other factors.

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My grandfather privately had major depressive disorder and anxiety, and was a psychiatrist. So valid point.

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It’s unfortunate, but be thankful it took you that long to realize it.

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Lol, late reply but thanks! I think it’s long gone, but required extra steroids and antibiotics. 🥴

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