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Justas

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Lithuanian 30+ year-old shitposter who works as a programmer.

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With what Twitter is worth now, that fine would be akin to complete asset forfeiture.

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Eastern Europe in general can be like that. You can have grandmas living next door to rich families.

That is slowly changing, however, as the rich move to secluded spots in the countryside, middle class moves to the suburbs and the super poor move to the dachas. The flats in the cities are still getting more expensive somehow.

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Meanwhile, the Onion published this: image and as they said, nobody was shot.

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We thought you were going to marry an airplane!

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Make a guess

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Me neither. Not by Romanians, anyway.

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I once was hiking in the Tatras and upon reaching a part that was more difficult, heaved a sigh and said “Pizdec”. Everybody laughed, even people from further away.

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No, most Lithuanians are not gangsters or hookers, we just exported those abroad.

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TBH 10 hours of Christmas anything should be a method of torture forbidden by the Geneva convention.

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Python is actually named after Monty Python’s Flying Circus, so it isn’t a serpent. It is so much worse.

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Yes, they are.

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“I’m not gay but…” proceeds to say the gayest thing you have ever heard.

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Imagine the conspiracy theories the crazies would cook up! As another non American I think they would be fun.

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I think it would be even more awkward if he celebrated his life after his first wife died.

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Lithuanian here.

What mostly grinds my gears is Lithuanians taking an English word and adding a Lithuanian ending, and often even a wrong one:

breakupinosi instead of išsiskyrė, faitinosi instead of mušėsi , etc.

Some other gripes include optimaliausias i.e. most optimal. Optimal is already the best, what is the point of saying bestest?

Adding pointless phrases like ta prasme i.e. in that meaning is also common but seen as a major style error.

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There are dozens of us!

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Oddly enough, the Frost’s video on Second Wind very succinctly explained why these things happen.

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An RPG in a weird and alien place like Morrowind. And no, Skyrim doesn’t count.

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I would like to tell everyone that Raid: Shadow Legends is a shitty game and nobody should play it.

This message is brought to you by me, a private citizen with a desire for you not to waste your time.

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The actual, unbiased answer? It has a good cost/effectiveness/hazard ratio. If we ban glyphosate, we will have to use something more expensive, less effective or less safe.

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Except that arachnids had starships in the book.

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Person of Interest did a lot of things right and was often prophetic in the things that were a fantasy.

It had a system that spies on people. A year later Snowden revealed the truth about PRISM.

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The amount of mines on that fiels is ridiculous.

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Yes, except it’s not as simple as you think. It is heavily inflected and has a lot of cases, 8, I think.

I know this because I speak Lithuanian, which is the oldest living language and the one most similar to PIE.

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Also, fresh food in said dungeon.

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I am playing with the Xendar’s mod, richer ore patches, no creepers, just built blue science, now planning to upgrade my plastics/oil/rubber setup.

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Popieanus, after the Roman politician. Yes, it’s pronounced “poopy anus”.

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That’s only if you assume male-to-female ratio of 1:1 if they had, say, 10 women for each man, they would only lose 10% of their population per generation. However, if roughly one in ten pregnancies were with twins, the population would be stable.

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For context, I suspect this is what you mean:

Green arrow

These were common in EU before getting deprecated.

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Sponsorblock already works like magic.

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Or you had a friend who worked at the store or the factory and could get you stuff because they liked you. A hundred friends could get you further than a hundred roubles.

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Politics is a branch of philosophy about how societies should be governed. If you want to make a social commentary that is non political, you would have to avoid mentioning how society is or should be run. Also, how people should organise together.

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Oh no, now he will not become a responsible adult and will live with his parents forever.

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As if she couldn’t just beam off the coffee from a random warehouse.

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XVideos right above Rocket League logo

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Because every ethnicity that was ever conquered by Russians takes offence at being called Russian.

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He could’ve brought up the utility monster, but noo, let’s rape every woman instead ffs.

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Arrested Development? I tried to watch it recently and it came out as super cringey.

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Getting from where you sit to where the remote is

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I was about to write a rant about how Ukrainian-Russian conflict is so much less problematic and it is so much easier to pick a side to support, but then I realised that everyone who could be swayed by my argument already understands it and people who don’t are either stupid or malicious.

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Especially when two people have to crawl through a pile of mud, or experience explosions or something and the guy is all muddy and torn up but the girl’s makeup is intact and her clothes are mostly clean.

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Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He’s Created?

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Or never ask a Lithuanian or a Pole what happened in 1795.

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The store I buy jeans from adjusts the length for free.

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I can remember an old Tom Scott video where he broke a bunch of those. Still have “We flew a kite in a public place/ We flew a kite in a public place” stuck in my head.

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Enzyme pills that help you digest dairy exist and are relatively affordable.

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Lithuanian here.

“Neperšokęs griovio, nesakyk ‘op’“ (Don’t say ‘op’ before you jump over the ditch) Don’t brag about doing something before you did it.

“Bala nematė” (The swamp didn’t see) When you are facing a dilemma and decide to just do something.

“Man šakės” (It’s the pitchfork for me) Basically means “I’m fucked”

“Pagauti kampą” (To catch the corner) To understand something.

“Stogas važiuoja” (The roof is going away) Used to refer to someone who’s going crazy.

“Pilstyti iš tuščio į kiaurą” (To pour from an empty one into a leaky one) to speak in meaningless statements.

“Pjauti grybą” (To cut the mushroom) to talk nonsense, or do meaningless tasks.

“Nevynioti žodžių į vatą” (Not to roll words into cotton wool) to speak directly and honestly.

“Palikti ant ledo” (To leave someone on ice) To ghost or abandon someone.

“Aiškintis santykius” (To clarify relations) To have a fight.

“Rodyti ožius" (To show the goats) To act stubborn.

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They won’t have a day off, but they will be drunker than usual.

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