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FrostbyteIX

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A mentally ill Black Australian doing his best to make people laugh…

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You can put a lot of things in coffee…I can’t exactly mix whiskey with caffeine pills…

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Fuckin aye. Half-arse 1/5 of the game and get the remaining 4/5 as “new DLC Content”…

…or recycle stuff from previous games and claim “built from the ground up”…

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Black guy here:

I give all you motherfuckers the Nigga Pass. I hereby bestow you all the title of Honourary Niggaz.

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As long as Terry Crews plays King Neptune… I’m in!

Gamers who have gamed for a long time

do you find it difficult to get into games? I’ve got Epic Games and Steam Games libraries chock-full of classic top-tier games along with many other newer games like Stray or 2077, and a bunch of indie titles. I just can’t be bothered to download and install them, much less try to get into the characters and storylines. Used...

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I find that as I get older, I struggle trying to keep up with players in high competition games…games like CoD, Halo, even Rocket League I simply cannot get better no matter how much I try. I used to enjoy those kinds of games when I was younger but it makes me a little sad to know I can’t play them…

So I play single player RPGs or Co-op…I’m an absolute sucker for Starfield and similar games

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At least tell us if it was a Shiny. Come on man…don’t skimp on the details of this Togetic.

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You’re gonna put some gasoline in it and light it up?

Stuff a gas soaked rag in it, light it and throw it?

You’re gonna “One Man One Jar” it?

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Pumping lines of Adderall-Laced Cocaine

🤯✨🎆🎇

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Geez…and here i was thinking “I’m doing my part in helping the environment” by using public transport instead of driving, and using paper straws…

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A huge black dragon lands on top of the tower in Helgen. He lets out a mighty fart that shakes the town…you then hear “Awwwww…thank Talos!!!”

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Nothing speaks “city of love” like the smell of stale piss and burnt tobacco at the Eiffel Tower!

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The contraband at Vulture’s Roost keeps beckoning me!

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Oh man! Time to give Google a damn good show of a morbidly obese balding 40 something world of warcraft guy beating it heavily to lesbian futanari furry content staring into the camera as he gets busy!

Google wanted this to happen, so why not give those suckers the VIP First Class treatment?

Anybody else think of things that’ll make those Google folk writhe in visual and audial agony and cut the privacy invasion act?

Does the American accent or British accent sound better?

I grew up with a thick Australian accent with a drawl I dislike, and have been consciously trying to change it for a while. The problem is I tried to make it sound more American at first but keep getting drawn to speaking “Britishly”. Now it’s a Frankenstein of all 3 accents and I don’t know what to go with....

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Whats wrong with the sound of the sharp Australian twang in your voice mate? Lots of folks love it!

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This is some excellent shit here!

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Let’s confuse them even more:

Hot chips and potato chips.

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Nitrogen Execution?

They’re gonna freeze him and strike tap him with a baseball bat hammer?

Then deploy a bunch of Roombas to clean up the human icicle shards?

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So I’m guessing its 240000 dicks to build a house?

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So how long until Monster Trucks becomes road legal? I call dibs on Outback Thunder!

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You folks wanna start a fight?

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I see a few of them when I take acid, some even have a weird coconut looking thing on them!

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As of late I’m using Jerboa. It was the first thing that popped up when I searched “reddit alternatives” on Bing.

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Geez…that guy really needs to get laid by a Miku Robot.

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Gonna tell my kids that’s Joe Exotic and his assistant zookeepers before the Carol Baskin facade.

Are you able to read in your dreams?

I ask because it’s considered common knowledge that you can’t but I regularly have dreams where I continue books I’m reading irl (they usually devolve into naritive nonsense over time and then sometimes to blank pages, but the actual text is definitely deciferable), text messages, computer screens, and road signs, in both...

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Does it count if its sponsors on race cars? I’ve been getting that a lot.

Yes EcoBoost Ford GT, I read you loud and clear. You can stop appearing every time I sleep…

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I just want an 06 Prius. These new ones are huge…

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Oh no! I seemed to have misplaced my cyanide pills that dissolve in cocktails and leave no sign of visible contamination! Wait why are there a large amount of land- er, I mean “house providers” slumped over the tables and ground and showing no pulse?

EDIT: /s

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Aw Bruz, the amount of damage you did to NSW is far more than Jordies fucking in your guest houses…more than the building you and your fam swiped from the Italian Community, more than the all the money in the world…

…putting on a “woe is me” victimizing regime to the courts isn’t doing you any favours…it just adds more fuel to the fires like Jordies housebombing. Or the Black Saturday Bushfires that rought havok across the world…

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Nah, someone got a fire sale going on.

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Good to see you in the field Harley Q.

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Sometimes I can feel some things inside me say, I really don’t think I’m energised enough no.

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“Something Something Something with the eggs on top!”

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Uhhh…

“Since your history shows frequent use of pornhub, we highly recommend websites like xvideos and redtube”

Because that’s totally what every 15 year old fellow really needs hey Google?

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When I got blackout drunk last week and I’m still feeling the hangover effects…I’m 29 for fuck sake! Let me do what I did ten years ago and still come out strong!

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I’d love to see him do this but with a Call Of Duty lobby.

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See? Grandma Kathy does look good in this photo!

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What a shame. Guess he’ll be walking on the sun soon…

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I definitely feel they’re trying too hard to be Range Rover…

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Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller mixed their DNA? Dayum he’s the Ken that Barbie movie should’ve used.

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I don’t exactly know what goes on, I’m on Lemmy at 3am most times and I see the same stuff just reposted…

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Like Patches O Houlahan from Dodgeball once said:

“I drink my own piss because its sterile and I like the taste!”

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What do you do for a living?

I sell drugs to minors and bribe police to allow me to keep doing it.

No, I’m a construction worker building houses and units.

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Not enough fights…I love jumping in the rumble and talk a lot of shit to really light the fires, I’m still getting used to the cool calm collectives of Lemmy.

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Australia:

“Fuck off ya fuckin gronk!”

Or Ya fuckin mutt cunt!!"

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