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TokenBoomer,

In 1988, my wife cut her knee-length hair to pay for a chain for my heirloom pocket watch. I sold the pocket watch and bought some expensive ivory combs for her long hair. It was a disappointing Christmas until we realized the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

TokenBoomer,

The fact that it made news enough to be posted on social media is quite an accomplishment.

TokenBoomer,

Yeah, why didn’t the American’s go to their government instead of protesting with the Boston Tea Party?

TokenBoomer,

I don’t think they live in Israel. Tel Aviv is also protesting.

TokenBoomer,

Why didn’t the Americans protests differently to get sympathy from the British?

TokenBoomer,

History says otherwise.

TokenBoomer,

Movie consumers of their money.

TokenBoomer,

Can we nominate this for thread of the week/year? This is everything I want from the internet. 🛜

TokenBoomer,

I did the water taste test from Down to Earth over thanksgiving. Here’s the waters we tried with their corresponding TDS:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3cdb7ad6-ce2d-489b-9d68-8c96b2d878fa.jpeg

Surprisingly, Evian, which is widely available, has a good TDS. We ordered the water from Salacious Drinks. I liked the Three Bays the most. Ask me any questions you have.

TokenBoomer,

“Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands.”

-Anthony Bourdain

TokenBoomer,

Wonder why this isn’t on the front page of the Guardian?

TokenBoomer,

It’s the Illuminati. They have to tell/show you what they’re doing for some reason. Probably has to do with that. I don’t know what it means though. And yes, I read conspiracy theories.

TokenBoomer,

It doesn’t make sense just to live for fun.

Why is everything in consumer / American life so fucking shitty now - and companies literally just say 'oh bc profit margins' and we're now expected to swallow that and sympathize?

like I went to taco bell and they didn’t even have napkins out. they had the other stuff just no napkins, I assume because some fucking ghoul noticed people liked taking them for their cars so now we just don’t get napkins! so they can save $100 per quarter rather than provide the barest minimum quality of life features.

TokenBoomer,

Only 45 upvotes, Lemmy be slipping.

TokenBoomer,

I have noticed. Imma post even harder now. /s

when will be your last time to vote for the "lesser of two evils"?

When will be your “this is the last fucking time I’m voting for the ‘lesser of two evils’, then I don’t care after that, let this country burn to the ground”? For me, this is basically it. This is last election I’m going for that " lesser of two evils" bullshit. After that I’m done. It’s just pointless. Let’s...

TokenBoomer,

What an enlightening comment. It made me think. Thanks.

TokenBoomer,

I’m with you penguin. I’ll vote for neoliberalism to fend off fascism, but having to vote for genocide in another country to fend off fascism in America is a bitter pill. Biden has year to make amends though, he may turn it around. But he lost a lot of voters over Gaza.

TokenBoomer,

I’m afraid of what a “death zone “ is.

TokenBoomer,

I’m not saying it’s a genocide, but…

TokenBoomer,

The revolution may not be televised, but it will be streamed.

TokenBoomer,

Sorry no one is commenting. Our world has failed this child. Pointless war. For pointless power. And pointless profit. For pointless things.

TokenBoomer,

Such a pretty song.

TokenBoomer,

The war would end a week if they did. Which is why they don’t.

TokenBoomer,

And there it is. Thanks.

TokenBoomer,

I don’t think it was that one. The people were doing different things.

TokenBoomer,

I liked Max Steel. I liked it’s sequel Earth to Echo too. But I’m trying to find the one with the people.

TokenBoomer,

Maybe. There was a cabin, or a dwelling. And it took place in either Autumn, Winter, or maybe Spring, but definitely not Summer.

TokenBoomer,

Nope. There was a guy and he was trying to convince this girl she was crazy or something.

TokenBoomer,

The original

TokenBoomer,

That’s too new, it may have been in B/W

TokenBoomer,

I want to see Hobo with a shotgun

TokenBoomer,

That’s it! Gaslight! Thank you. Thank you.

TokenBoomer,

Pop Quiz. It was Gaslight.

TokenBoomer,

I had no idea the studio tried to gaslight us.

TokenBoomer,

Probably did it as the first viral marketing stunt.

TokenBoomer,

Astro Boy is underrated

TokenBoomer,

Just finished listening to August Nimtz on Upstream podcast. He explains why voting for the lesser evil will always push you further right.

TokenBoomer,

Interesting choice of the word “shrewd.”

TokenBoomer,

That’s hysterical.

What Lemmy communities would you like to share that we may not know about?

I’m noticing an influx of Reddit users today, maybe revolving around their weird bug they had today. I know this question pops up semi regularly, but for those just getting their foot in the door maybe we can help show them what else is out here on the Fediverse to help them get started....

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