namingthingsiseasy,

I’m really happy to see point #2 being mentioned. From their inception, Youtube established a social contract of providing their videos free to users without ads. I don’t think Google should just be allowed to unilaterally change the contract on behalf of all parties and force it on everyone. If they had a good reason to do so, perhaps I would humor it, but “because of shithead shareholders” does not pass that bar.

Syrus,

In less than ten years this will be a “nottheonion” headline…

InternetCitizen2,

Drink verification can?

scifu,

If technology exists they will 100% implement that ads will keep repeating unless there are people in the room. The active listening devices already record every data they can and it’s only a matter of time before they can accurately conclude if the room is empty or occupied.

reverendsteveii,
paysrenttobirds,

Except that second button won’t be there. There’s something weird going on in our economy where the customers can’t actually afford the products but somehow their attention/data is still valuable. I don’t get it

Pyr_Pressure,

I honestly don’t understand how advertisement is valued to highly.

I have probably seen 1000hrs worth of ads by now and probably spent less than $1000 on the products advertised. But somehow if I want to avoid those ads I have to pay 10x that

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Especially on the internet it seems that the strategy is to beat you into submission, waterboarding you with branding until you aren’t capable of doing anything other than buying their product.

I get sick of seeing ads and then black list the company out of spite. And I do that brain surgery with a backhoe. Because of a certain marketing campaign for a Mission: Impossible movie, I’m never paying to see an action movie of any kind ever again. Because they annoyed me too much in 2015 or so. And because of Dr. Squatch, I think when I’m out of my current supply of Dial I’m going to start making my own soap.

Pyr_Pressure,

Once a brand makes it onto my blacklist it doesn’t matter how much advertisement I see for it.

HP can spend $1m on ads and force me to watch them but I’ll never spend a dollar on them.

Adobe, Dell, and many more have made my list.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

LIkewise. Dell has 100% made my list.

Couldbealeotard,
@Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world avatar

This reminds me of the very real patent that exists for a television that requires you to stand up from your couch, raise your hands in the air, and shout the name of the product you just watched an ad for before it lets you return to watching your program.

Kase,

The day they successfully implement that and I pass by someone actually doing it, I will promptly fall to the ground and die

AceFuzzLord,

Honestly , can’t wait for the future where companies like them are allowed to make adless entertainment illegal. It’s going to be the absolute best future we could ever ask for. We should be thankful to our overlords for saving us from never having to see ads ever again. /s

Raiderkev,

Just wait til it uses the camera on your phone to track your eyes and will pause every time you look away.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Excuse me, bitch, but how the fuck you know I went to piss? That’s a violation of my privacy.

Fraylor,

Why is THAT the line for your privacy? I’d take them knowing my piss schedule over literally all of the other private information they have access to.

Steamymoomilk,

See u just are inhouse premium google calender, to schedule peeing. So that way you can go back to WATCHING MORE ADS :D

-GOOGLE

robotopera,

You joke but wasn’t the sound of a zipper activating google home at one point?

casmael,

You know you’ve really made it as a meme when u/the_picard_maneuver posts you on lemmy. Love you bud hope you’re doing well x

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Hey, is this yours?! I thought it was hilarious.

Also <3

casmael,

Haha unfortunately not - I wish I was this funny. First time I saw it, it needed a lot more jpeg so glad to see it’s been renovated. Meme of the month at least imo.

Treczoks,

No problem. Just use a proper ad blocker, and there will be no ads that you could use to go to the loo.

elvith,

Please click verification scam to continue

criitz,

Please drink verification can

TubeTalkerX,

mmmm that really hit the spot

joyjoy,

Now I gotta piss.

badbytes,

You wouldn’t steal a car, would you?

Enzy,

Yes.

Yes I would.

D_C,

You wouldn’t steal a baby.
You wouldn’t shoot a policeman, and then steal his helmet.
You wouldn’t go to the toilet in his helmet.
And then send it to the policeman’s grieving widow…

jubilationtcornpone,

And then steal it again!

vaultdweller013,

And shoot the widow!

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