ChicoSuave

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ChicoSuave,

Swap frames 2 and 3 for the moment when Pike realizes his crew takes a half step back.

ChicoSuave,

I’m surprised Fatshark found the time to rebalance the game and make a DLC at the same time.

ChicoSuave,

The answer is “Gravity moves at light speed.” To avoid the click bait title, here’s the punchline from the article:

The simplest and most convincing observation that gravity travels at the speed of light came in 2017, when both gravitational waves and light were observed from a merger of two neutron stars. Despite traveling more than 100 million light-years, the two signals arrived at Earth only 1.7 seconds apart! This means the speed of light and the speed of gravity differ by no more than 1 part in a quadrillion — in other words, they differ by no more than 0.0000000000001 percent.

ChicoSuave,

Why are you this way? How did you fail at trolling this badly?

ChicoSuave,

Wear only speedos and a big sword. Get a tiger. Ride it. Befriend a high pitched voiced little person. Be the change you want to see.

ChicoSuave,

“He’s not snarling. He’s sneezing!”

ChicoSuave,

Flooding DURING a natural disaster!? Like a flood during another bigger flood.

ChicoSuave,

Ukrainian security and world order depends on Elon Musk shutting the fuck up. If he doesn’t, his money won’t stop motivated governments from shutting him down.

ChicoSuave,

What are you talking about? Don’t worry about spoilers; are you relevant to what’s being discussed?

Voice Ruler (pawb.social)

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ChicoSuave,

Eric Bauza definitely needs recognition here.

ChicoSuave,

That thumbnail has a Deck with a clear plastic shell piece. Please let this be another era of clear plastic electronics. GBA purple would be welcomed.

ChicoSuave,

The only things I remember about Generations was asking what I would do to get back into bliss and crying when the D was about to crash. I was so mad at Data for his stupid joke too. Now I get his great joke and the ship was only a model.

ChicoSuave,

That grout line looks like a tampon string.

ChicoSuave,

That’s a great point. SMWonder is putting out huge numbers compared to the equally amazing NSMBU. But console sales may be a factor. DS sales for the first weeks of NSBM was high but not 132M high.

DS got there eventually (including DS Lite in those sales even though the overwhelming majority are from DS Lite) but didn’t have the user base SMWonder had at launch.

ChicoSuave,

Russians can’t trust. They grow up in a culture where corruption is common and lies more prevalent than reality. The only way a Russian can ever trust a thing is to do it themselves. The only other option is to remove anyone else who can do it better and then claim the advance as a Russian victory.

Russia can’t be trusted by anyone anymore. Russians will be out for themselves, as they always are.

ChicoSuave,

Don’t forget some meat riings, anion fires, or ^hair as your sides

ChicoSuave,

Of course he’s real. It’s right there in his name. Who would lie about their name?

ChicoSuave,

This was a weird and gripping tale of a user who can’t stand being not an admin. Why they would dox themselves as the person that earned a previous super-duper ban is bewildering.

ChicoSuave,

American ships have to be able to extend their coverage across some big areas, which requires bigger boats and all the manpower and resources that takes. Russia only worries about Russia.

ChicoSuave,

This is too meta. I’m rapturing the fuck out of here

ChicoSuave,

Leafblower. Got it.

ChicoSuave,

She’s all that, Barton funk, Airplane!, Joe vs the Volcano, Death Becomes Her, Empire Records, Office Space, the Sandlot, my Cousin Vinny, Dumb and Dumber, Friday, Election, Groundhog Day, The Mask, Waiting for Guffman, Happy Gilmore, Cool Runnings.

Start with those. If you want something that will make you wonder what the fuck you just watched try Waking Life.

ChicoSuave,

Perfect! The luggage salesman is amazing too. Something about his intensity and calm while selling a steamer trunk sticks with you. It’s also the best Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks movie.

Glad one of those worked for you!

ChicoSuave,

I had a slate of other choices but went with comedy movies and movies that made me laugh at parts because OP asked for funny.

ChicoSuave,

Good luck smuggling a gun. Seems like a big international issue if someone brings a firearm to a situation where people don’t seem to know how to deal with respect. Try not escalating or saying how macho and brave you are because you can bring any given tool in your imagination - work with what the people in the scenario have to work with or shut up and let grown ups talk.

ChicoSuave,

Hot take: good. Pandas are an example of a creature who would go extinct if left to its own devices and frankly are a lot of man hours to keep it safe from its own instincts.

ChicoSuave,

The third NuTrek, the one where no one expected anything good and so was had to ignore anything existing in Trek and create their own story, was actually pretty good. Probably because they had to think for themselves.

ChicoSuave,

Darkness knows that the Light is a candle burning away and patience will see the heat death of the universe wrapped in Darkness. The end will see no Light. Whatever remains will wander alone, forever in the Dark.

ChicoSuave,

Good kids with guns stop bad guys with guns.

ChicoSuave,

Not looking both ways before crossing a street? Straight to jail.

ChicoSuave,

Cities are fine. Cities built around cars sucks. Cities built around people are phenomenal.

ChicoSuave,

This isn’t covered because no one in the GOP wants to admit that they work for Bowser and the only way to defeat Mario is to not let him play.

ChicoSuave,

We need to make around 60k a year for our plans.

There’s the problem. They are mad they can’t do what they dream. Anon is mad at having to dream like the rest of us - small

ChicoSuave,

PragerU defended slavery is proslavery.

Ftfy

‘How could this happen in a civilised world?’ - Swiss authorities putting a Chechen man’s life at risk over planned deportation to Russia rather than allowing him to return to his wife in Ukraine (novayagazeta.eu)

Ethnic Chechen and Russian citizen Ali Batayev has now spent a whole year in a Swiss jail, for two months of which was on hunger strike. Swiss human rights activists have, along with his wife, appealed to every possible institution in the country, explaining how dangerous it would be for Batayev to return....

ChicoSuave,

Swiss culture is to have a gun, help Nazis, and maliciously use laws against minorities. Sounds super familiar…

ChicoSuave,

There wasn’t much meat left after the primary detonation would pierce the soft flesh of the bird but it’s tradition.

ChicoSuave,

Coal oil? When did we stop using whale oil?

ChicoSuave,

The memes are funny but it feels like a neoconservative wouldn’t understand and try to define the UN.

ChicoSuave,

The University of Chicago is such an unnoticed stain on human development. Their faculty fostered the aptly named Chicago School Of Economics theory of how to run a market. It’s evolved over the generations since it is never actually able to predict anything. It’s only ever used to retrospectively analyze things for the sake of a conservative narrative.

They’re a nightmare factory manufacturing human suffering now. It’s no surprise that another part of the school actively steals code while thwarting AI development. Nothing good can ever prosper because of them.

ChicoSuave,

So glad the headline inspired a Brannigan.

ChicoSuave,

Absolutely not. Hunting is a hardwired activity that runs constantly in their brains. They don’t have the ability to turn it off so what only playing with them every few days looks like to them is you dont want to play most of the time and are ignoring them. This will probably lead to behavior like acting out or anxiety.

Playing with a cat is vital to their well being.

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