I've got a couple of days off, 2 kg of sculpting clay, and zero previous experience of sculpting. What should I make?
Lay it on me, people!
ininewcrow, 
Throw the clay as hard as you can up against a wall and if it sticks … place a little artist signature just below it and paint a frame around it
lurch, A soup bowl with phone stand, chopstick holder and spoon holder. Maybe even add a handle to grab it, when it’s too hot. The ultimate bowl.
Lmaydev, Obviously a giant cock and balls. Start simple and add details as you go.
lemmy_nightmare, 
I see you are a man of culture as well
SOB_Van_Owen, A scale model of Devil’s Tower, Wyoming. It would mean something.
intensely_human, Make a sculpture of one of your hands
focusforte, Ditto!
Imgonnatrythis, Stupid autocorrect, meant Dildo!
xmunk, Stupid autocorrect, meant Dido, Queen of Carthage.
RvTV95XBeo, You mean metal legend Dio?
CanadaPlus, A layer completely covering yourself. Once baked, this will preserve valuable ethnographic information for future archeologists. /s
Too soon?
Paragone, The TARDIS, outside AND inside, even though its bigger on the inside…
: P
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Paragone, Seriously, though, Betty Edwards’ “Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain, the 4th Definitive Edition”, would be a major augmentation of your exploring, and faces are what most people are wired-for best.
( I’m face-blind: I didn’t know ANYONE could identify another person by their face, until I was in my 30’s or 40’s, & read about that.
I’ve always used context+way-of-moving+how-the-sound+clothing+etc to figure it out )
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FartsWithAnAccent, 
Dickbutt!
averyminya, Law dictates you make a bong while recreating the scene from Ghost.
However if you cannot accomplish this, an acceptable alternative is to watch S1 E19 of Community and make something alongside the students.
BananaPeal, 
Snakes: Easy Street.
EmergMemeHologram, As long as you Ghost it doesn’t matter.
PRUSSIA_x86, The biggest, flattest, thinnest sheet you can make.
CanadaPlus, Instructions unclear, clay blown away by optical radiation pressure.
RIP_Cheems, 
Pongo.
PRUSSIA_x86,
RIP_Cheems, Hmm, monkey.
DemBoSain, 
RIP_Cheems,
RIP_Cheems, Snl pongo. Sorry, I couldn’t see the video.
Blackout, 
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