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Imagine being that dug in over a couple of five second ads.

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Imagine a company wanting to make money rather than run as a charity for needy content consumers.

13esq,

I don’t know what sort of channels you watch but I absolutely do not get a similar experience and I watch a shit load of YouTube

13esq,

Back to back ads are only an option for videos five minutes or longer. You’re talking shite.

support.google.com/youtube/answer/2467968?hl=en-G….

13esq,

I don’t think watching a couple of five second skippable ads every now and again counts as bootlicking, but I can’t be tossed to argue with you.

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Don’t why you’re getting downvoted.

Presumably OP lives in a utopia with no problems at all because of all the rioting they did.

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Yes.

I don’t mind suggested or even sponsored apps, but trying to get downloads via misclicks is underhanded.

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Can you link it please?

Edit: got it now and it looks great! Thanks to all those who linked.

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Everyone judges, it’s how you act upon that judgement that is the mark of your character. Anyone that says “I don’t judge” is either full of shit or means that they are self aware of their biases, conscious and subconscious and don’t act upon their judgements.

Judging people is a natural part of being human and impossible to not do.

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When I first saw Gimme Chocolate as a share on Facebook, I thought BabyMetal were a one hit wonder meme band. Cool and fun but not a “real” band, I didn’t think anymore about it.

A few years later I heard they were releasing a second album and I was like “these guys are actually serious?!”. I checked out more of their stuff and got hooked.

At that time in my life I had been listening to metal for well over a decade and was wondering if I was actually getting bored of it. BabyMetal were a huge breath of fresh air to the scene.

13esq,

You have the concepts of cause and effect reversed here.

Your reward system is a product of the genes you already have. You liking this or that doesn’t effect your genes in anyway, it only matters if the way your genes predispose your behaviour effects your chances of passing on those genes.

Some people would argue that evolution in humans is null. You need a change in environment to drive evolution, humans make their own environment so there is no driving force to benefit this or that gene or alter their chances of being passed to the next generation.

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Or just live with a couple five second ads, it’s not the end of the world. At the end of the day, YouTube is a business, not a charity.

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Of course it’s not real.

People on 4chan larp as super autists so that the regular autists can feel a bit better about themselves.

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Life pro tip: don’t be born in Palestine.

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Don’t worry 'murica, the good guy with a gun is going to show up anytime now!

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I think that’s normal. For me the danger zone is at about four pints, where things go from “a nice buzz is plenty” to “more alcohol is a great idea!!!”.

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I usually end up walking around in circles until it’s been long enough that I’ve sobered up a bit and can remember where I am lol

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-Be anon

-Qt3.14 making obvious and repeated signals

-Get oneitis, picture our perfect lives together

-Do nothing about it because of crippling social anxiety

13esq,

It does. Cold temps, balls close to the body. High temps, long saggy ball bag.

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If, after puberty, you can’t easily retract your foreskin over the head of your dick (it also shouldn’t hurt), you have a very unhygienic problem called phimosis.

It can be self cured with regular stretching but sometimes you will need a doctor to prescribe a steroid cream to assist with this, the worst cases can require circumcision.

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Maybe it’s fine in your case. For some people, it’s so tight that any amount of self care is not going to be able to reach the parts where smegma collects.

13esq,

Maybe it’s fine in your case. For some people it’s so tight that their pee shoots out sideways, any amount of self care is not going to be able to clean sufficiently under there.

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Assuming that he knew that you need to retract the foreskin before penetration. Not something you really think about when it doesn’t retract at all.

13esq,

Ok, we’ll advise young men to pressure wash their bellends instead of seeking treatment for their severe phimosis, and if they have to sit down to pee instead of using a urinal because they’ll piss all over, then oh well.

13esq,

For some people, it’s so tight that you can’t retract it even when flaccid.

13esq,

I had a few close calls!

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We come with a built in ball massaging feature!

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Let’s not be pedants about the problems of nuclear power at a time when the world’s climate is getting fucked ever faster due to CO2 emissions.

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People like OP are a chronic problem in the UK.

Yes, I know that “we queue” in the UK. So why not make a number of queues equal to the number of available lanes and then take it in turns when it’s time to merge? Instead of making a single queue multiple lengths longer than it needs to be that will inevitably block even more junctions further back and cause even more traffic, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

Edit: downvoted by nine absolute mongs that obviously weren’t taught very well in their driving lessons. Not brave enough to put forward a counter argument, are you though?

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🎵 Pick it, lick it, roll it, flick it, show me how good you are 🎵

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I see where you’re coming from.

Credit scores aren’t about how responsible you are, they’re about how well you can stick to an agreement.

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It’s not really a game, more of an exploit.

But most people won’t need to do that any way, it’s overkill for like 99% of people.

If you have a credit card that you use and pay off regularly, a couple of paid off car loans or something like that and no overdue bills on your history, you’ll be absolutely fine.

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The system isn’t for seeing how responsible you are, it’s for seeing how reliable you are.

They seem like similar ideas but they are quite different.

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If OP gets ditched two times in a row and doesn’t have the self respect to unmatch, block and move on. Then yeah, that’s on him, not the app.

He should of unmatched after the first ditch, leave alone the second!

13esq,

The spirit of comments in this community ought to be helpful to OP.

Your comment is absolutely hilarious but OP didn’t come here for a laugh.

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No! You have to count every calorie meticulously, swap every meal for boring salad and run ten miles every day!

I’m way too busy to do any of that, I get chronic hunger pains before bed and I’m also a super taster which means anything but KFC, donuts and coca cola is super unpalatable to me!

How dare you insinuate that I’m obese because I can’t just eat a little less, you don’t know my body, my will power is actually amazing except when it comes to putting down the fork! Eating a bit less is extremely hard you fucking fat hater!

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That amount of downvotes you’re getting because fat people hate hearing that “yes, you could just eat a bit less!”

Your bodyweight is 100% correlated to the amount of calories you consume/burn. Eat less calories than your base metabolic rate and you could lose weight on a diet of pizza and just sitting on the sofa all day!

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Be unhappy with an unhealthy body with a huge gut, saggy arse and man boobs or be unhappy with an attractive healthy body.

If I’m going to be unhappy either way, I still know which I’d choose.

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I don’t hate fat people. I hate excuses and I hate greed. People who are overweight are typically masters of excuses, it’s very rarely their own fault.

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Thank you for being honest

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There is clearly a benefit to a balanced diet, but when it comes to weight loss, calories is the only thing that matters.

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Not a job

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Small landlords put in a lot of time?

How much would you say? My job takes 37 hours a week.

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Pull the other one mate.

If a landlord is providing services like mowing the lawn and taking rubbish out etc, you can damn well guarantee that they’re charging extra for those services.

You honestly believe a landlord spends 15 hours per week maintaining a property? At that point, you’d be exceeding by far your tenants right to a reasonable expectation of privacy, so are you really that gullible or are you just on some really good shit? You’ve clearly never rented a property yourself.

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But their money is at risk! 😱

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I can probably count on one hand the amount of times I’ve had to watch a minute worth of ads for two minutes of video

I watch more YouTube than any other type of media.

I know I won’t convince you though.

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That’s what it should mean, but it usually implies political awareness specifically and has been hijacked by several minority groups and their allies to imply that they are wholly in support of whatever the latest minority issue is.

You haven’t heard of lgbtbbqx+? I have because I’m woke!

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