Just the other day I saw somebody who on one side of their $50,000 yellow Jeep had a Christian fish and on the other side of their $50,000 yellow Jeep had a long detailed story about how if they saw a protester in the middle of the street they would kill them and laugh at their dead bodies.
My point is hypocrisy is literally fucking everywhere
You could have stopped at “jeep” and we would have assumed the rest of the details. Like the ducks on the dash and low profile tires. They go well with blue/red/non-black lives matter stickers (apparently).
Well, in my defense I was gravely offended in addition to the context because I also own a yellow Jeep and it's bullshit that yellow Jeep drivers are pieces of shit because I don't want to be a piece of shit
My parents have a couple to make Mexican Carnitas and other things for parties. You can get them from mexican stores(usually in bigger cities) or something like the swap meet in Las Vegas.
I’ve gotten wealthier, older, and far less conservative. The older I get, the more obvious it is that capitalism (as it is implemented now) is destroying the world and deeply immoral in its implementation.
I also become more convinced that most people are morons and shouldn’t vote. I probably shouldn’t vote either. But, probably doesn’t matter since this century is likely going to end in global unrest and world wars. shrug
Oh hard same. I’m an elder millennial who has been extremely lucky in many ways and it just makes me realize how rigged the system is and I want to help the kids burn it down
After the latest break in by the cult of SCP 2662, a record player was discovered on one of the bodies.
It wasn’t until SCP 2662 used this cd player itself that it’s anomalous properties came forth. For the vast majority of cds inserted into SCP 88999, nothing happens, however if one is to insert a copy, cover, or parody of Dolly Parton’s “Jolyne” they’ll find the song continues much further than expected.
However this is never pleasant, as the lyrics never reach the final act of the song, instead the portion of the lyrics describing Jolyne will continue, seemingly indefinitely, with the description warping and becoming more and more disturbing the longer it goes on. For example after Dolly begs Jolyne to not take her man, several instances of this recording have had different stanzas describe Jolyne cackling with delight, flipping Dolly off, or even spitting in her face, something Dolly’s character likely doesn’t deserve.
However this is still the mild stage, eventually the lyrics continue to describe various impossible eldrich beings, often attributed to have impossible features such as “a billion left eyes”, “tears of lead”, “mile wide claws”, “4th dimensional spikes”, and “eyes of madness”.
These lyrics apparently also hold a nmetic effect on listeners, slowly driving anyone listening to complete madness after listening for roughly 72 minutes. A deaf D-class agent will need to be expended to shut off the device after it has played for more than 46 minutes, after which they will need to he psychoactivly analyzed as even feeling the vibrations of the device can cause delayed madness effects.
Interestingly enough, while normal songs are useless to this device, parodies or poor covers of the song produce even stranger half-results, often resulting in “eldrich jolyne” being described as a 4 foot squirrel with gastrointestinal destress. It has been used occasionally by SCP staff to jokingly mock others for their singing ability.
They look like they’re enjoying themselves, one is doing lengths, another playing waterpolo and to top it all off we’ve even got some terminator impersonators here at the deep end.
I’m starting to think that the puritans didn’t leave England because of religious prosecutions but rather they were being dicks and no one wanted to talk to them.
This thread suffers from a distinct lack of Patrick Stewarts in pointy hats.
I tried to use stable diffusion to generate the image you’d expect of Picard giving the order while wearing a witch hat on the bridge of the Enterprise, but the best I could do was vague disappointment:
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