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snooggums, in An owl stole a child's stick horse and flew around with it
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Yer a thief Hedwig!

Embargo,

Hedwig is dead, dude.

snooggums,
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He is hunting mice on a farm upstate!

NakariLexfortaine,

They.

Goddamn, did no one understand The Angry Inch?

FUCKRedditMods, in ...and Dungeons ₰ Dragons! And Rock-and-Roll!

The HE GETS US campaign has to be my most hated reddit advert of all time.

Ohhh is that why he allows all the atrocities of humanity? Because he knows deep down we want to suffer? He lets children be trafficked and murdered because he gets us. He lets newborns know nothing but pain before starving or suffocating in a trash bag in some piss soaked back alley because HE GETS US

They say “GOD IS GOOD” on a facebook post about a child waking up from a coma. Okay what about the thousands of children who didn’t wake up from their coma today? Where’s his credit for that? They happily attribute every petty little fortune to god and put their attribution-blinders on to all the horror.

“no it’s satan who is responsible for all the bad things!”

Well isn’t that fucking convenient! The problem is that their god is omnipotent, all knowing and all powerful; satan is not. So anything satan does inherently must be done with god’s tacit approval.

HE GETS US

Neil,
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taiyang,

It’s all nonsense and one major thing I don’t miss about reddit, even if it was ironically one of the only places I could go where I could express my athiestic views. I heard they actually might have used the ad tracking for political spending too, to make it even more sinister.

soupspoon,

Even worse is the idea that God uses tragedies for our edification, and won’t give us anything we can’t handle. Fuck anyone who can say that with a straight face, and fuck their insular bubble

Anticorp,

They say “GOD IS GOOD” on a facebook post about a child waking up from a coma. Okay what about the thousands of children who didn’t wake up from their coma today?

I mean, you don’t even need to follow the train of thought that far. Why was a child in a coma to begin with?

Flax_vert,

Dead children go to heaven anyway, so there won’t be suffering

KairuByte, in Cooking outside
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Maybe because Becky keeps adding poison?

SpaceNoodle,

Christ, what an asshole.

DigitalPaperTrail, in Peer into the glass and view what you are meant to see.

"I'm sensing there was work left unfinished..."

Sharpiemarker,

Yep, that’d be Kyle’s portion of the project.

xusontha,

Bro Kyle just do your job for ONCE

MrShankles,

What the fuck is up Kyle!?

Kolanaki, in Fairy Man
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All Opossums Go To Hades

Spaghetti_Hitchens, in I'd love for this to catch on

Chicken Wire: the angriest building material

bionicjoey,

Chicken Wire: The most cowardly way of tapping a phone

ForestOrca, in Please caption
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darq, in How does this keep happening??
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Ah well, while we're here, who wants muffins?

Denvil, in "Witch" by Sarah C. Andersen (Sarah's Scribbles)

Those glasses look like his eyelids, making him look half asleep lol

Crul,

I think that helps to convey the “adults are boring” aspect that a child may perceive.

(Just in case: this is not OC)

Denvil,

I mean even if it’s not intentional, it’s well done. The adult looks half asleep and boring, but if you look past the glasses he’s just as wide-eyed as the child, which could be portraying the inner child and excitement of the adult despite a calm boring exterior. At least thats my interpretation, I like to think the adult is actually really excited to be talking about fantastical (even if usually evil) things like witches.

EtherealMoon, in Goth wifey
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Can confirm, have goth wife, it’s the best.

Timecircleline, in My friends need to be punished.

I mean it’s harmless.

Chais,
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Except maybe the “get some of their hair” part.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Look i talked the voices down from lymph what do you want

fckreddit,

Maybe a piece of their liver would do. Just saying…

Imgonnatrythis, in I'd love for this to catch on

Looks a lot like wire frame mesh from cad and Photoshop. Better pics?

wahming,
jarfil, in Spells, Charms, and Incantations

Very important: do NOT cut the cheese in front of her.

AmberPrince, in Expectation vs Reality
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Three of Swords do be a rat bastard though.

SubArcticTundra, (edited ) in Quality family time

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