None of you necromancers are talking bout your bone collecting. My mom used to keep wish bones from turkeys and refuse to break em cuz “bad luck”. Told her she had it backwards lol
My mom saved all of our baby teeth. They're in a box in a hidden drawer in her dresser. I found them 35 years ago when we were doing a cleanout/reorganization and I happened to open up a box full of teeth.
"Mom? Are these teeth? Why are you saving teeth?"
"Those are your teeth. Yours and your brother's."
"But why are you keeping teeth?"
"I can't throw away part of my children."
It would sound sweet if it weren't also more than a bit Bates Hotel.
I bet they're still there. The teeth. She's 80 now. I wonder if my brother knows they're there. I wonder who will inherit the teeth.
Yet I carefully apply my mustard into something, and the best I get is an imp slightly annoyed I didn’t add enough meat, no matter how much I put in there.
Tumblr post by user writing-prompt-s reading: While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.
Below the post is a reply by user teawitch reading: You silently take two more slices of bread out of the package and make another sandwich. You put it on a plate with a handful of potato chips and hand it to the demon. He takes the sandwich, smiles and vanishes in a puff of demonic smoke. The next day you get that job promotion you were after. There was no contract. No words spoken. You owe nothing. But every now and then, another demon pops in for lunch. Demons don’t often get homemade sandwiches.
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