it has the power to make hours literally fucking vanish but can also stretch minutes into entire lifetimes (depending on the time dilation factor of the dream, if there are dreams at all)
so one year ago my mother and i had to move out of our house while it was undergoing extensive renovations while my father was dying of covid in a hospital. in fact… yeah, as i’m writing this, it’s the 25th, as of today it’s been one year since he passed away. DURING that time, we had to live in an extremely shitty awful apartment where these fuckers had the sheer GALL to charge us two grand a month despite a laundry list of problems that include very poor ventilation, not being able to set up basic fucking cable internet and phone because the coaxial line in the fucking place had been damaged inside the wall, and THE SHOWER, THAT FUCKING SHOWER, the water didn’t come out weak - it came out SLOW. It lazily dribbled out of the shower head like you were being PISSED ON and it was impossible to feel like you could get clean. I SHOWERED AT THE FUCKING GYM FOR EIGHT MONTHS.
BUT
i decided to buy a new mattress, pillow, and bedframe, intent on replacing the ones that were still in my room back at the house once the renovations were through,
and i chose a purple mattress and a purple pillow
i survived this cavalcade of abject fuckery because at the very goddamn least I could get a good night’s sleep.
so yeah. for really really real. purple pillow is worth it.
Hades definitely has his issues (e.g. kidnapping someone and tricking them into eating the fruit of the underworld), but most of the other famous Greek gods were worse (especially Zeus).
Then she only came back for each half year because people complained about nothing growing anymore, and thus Zeus sent Hermes to get her.
My head canon is that she wasn’t tricked by Hades to eat the pomegranate, but did it deliberately knowing very well that she would have to return to him because of it.
The myth varies wildly by who retells it but the pg version is he tricked her into eating a pomegranate seed which somehow was part of his domain, indebting her to him. She wasn’t interested in him as a potential husband at first because he was the loner who was never on olympus while other god/heroes were making a name of themselves.
He may have been one of the most poweful gods but his reputation was that of a basement dweller without any great deeds or cool stories attached to him, since he spent most of his free time keeping all the dead people, ya know, dead.
I’m always a bit torn on these modern revisions. Medusa, Persephone, etc, they all promote an interpretation of myths that simply aren’t true from most records, and thus portray an inaccurate version of the societies that told them, but, on the other hand, these myths never really had much in the way of “official” versions anyways.
If people change them to match the values of the times, that’s more than a traditional way of doing things. Hell we KNOW the versions we have are culturally biased, especially towards Athenian interpretations.
It was a silly joke they keep laughing about over dinner.
According to OSP, Hades got permission from Zeus to kidnap the girl, which more or less how things were done still. (Yes, we had ritual kidnappings.) It was Demeter and her codependency on her daughter that caused problems. So Persephone is essentially doing caregiving service for mom every othern six-month interval.
Old-timey pre-Hercules Disney paints Hades as kinda Satany which informs 20th century interpretations. Curiously in the Percy novels, Hades is more true to Hellenism, but gets a touch of the diabolic for the Lightning Thief movie.
I mean, if you ignore that women were very much property to be traded in Hellenic/Mycenaenian society.
It was hardly a unique problem in those days, of course, but the simple reality is that, even under the ritual kidnapping interpretation, which is very, very debatable, what Persephone wanted never really entered the discussion.
Yes. Even the OSP on Persephone and Hades ( on YouTube ) starts with Red saying Okay, let’s not kid ourselves here. Relationships in Greek mythology are almost unilaterally really bad. And Red then details out some of the less offending examples since the more offending ones are just too extreme to safely talk about without trigger warnings.
I should add, consent is terrifyingly new. In the 1970s, there was a controversy regarding wife rape id est, whether it was immoral or illegal to have forcible sex with your spouse, and in the 2010s we’ve finally admitted sex should be opt-in (e.g. you can be legally liable if you don’t get affirmative consent, Yes, I totally am game for sex tonight. ) And biblical scholars have to explain to people no-one ever had consensual sex, rather the penetrator was the active participant and the one penetrated was passive. (In the case of a gay coupling, the bottom was innocent of wrongdoing but still had to be killed to prevent the region from being polluted by the act of gay sex because reasons.)
So yes, we can presume that any relationship in classical Greece or in mythical Greece is going to be dysfunctional all to Tartarus and involve some crimes against humanity, and features a lot of far from consensual. We, today, in 2023, are at the dawn of humankind taking women’s autonomy and clear, informed consent in relationships seriously. (Maybe after the fact, we’ll notice that all our contracts with commercial interests should get some of that clear, informed consent as well.)
But – silly me – I was on mobile and got distracted and posted without getting to the part I thought was interesting.
The hymn in which Hades traps Persephone with the pomegranate seeds is a single hymn and the part about the seeds is torn and unclear what all was going on there, so whether or not it was a ruse by Stalwart Hades and D͙̻̋ͧͪ̈́ͯȑ͍̮ͩ̒̈e͎͇̦͛̋ả̰̖̐͊d̦̙̆͒̒̒̚ ͔̻̿̃P͈̋ͯ̒ͮĕ̮̥̈̚r͈̻͎̤ͅs̲͕̣̿ͥ̈͂e̍́͐ph͚o̱̭̖͑n͖̺̆̋̇e̫̹̝͂̾̆̒̅ or some kind of magic to seal her commitment to the underworld is now up to us. But Persephone isn’t the goddess of spring so much as the goddess of keeping Demeter from being sad. Springtime is the result of Demeter getting to see her daughter once again.
But then Persephone’s rule of the underworld predates Hades. Demeter and Persephone was around in the Mycenaean days, but it was Poseidon that was king of the dead, and Persephone was queen.
I would enjoy a hidden door to a secret room, but not sure I would enjoy a house with so much more space than I need that I feel I can dedicate an entire room to be secret…
Apologies, it obviously does. I was mistaken, my wrong impression was that this would be a community for memes that depict witches in a positive light.
Hmm, I’d settle for just the first two, but also, do cantankerous ghost librarians even exist on the west coast? I feel like those would be few and far between if they do.
Joking aside and wild tangent, but it's insane how much you guys(assuming you're in the US) pay for antique (European) furniture. I bought myself a wardrobe cupboard for 100 Euros. Probably from the 17th century. Don't sell, because they're bulky, not fashionable, dark wood, and take up a lot of space. Thing has lasted a few hundred years, will last a few hundred more. Easier to dissassemble than ikea crap too.
Similar cupboards cost thousands in the US. Company buys them up over here, advertising, transport, fumigation, customs, transport, import documents, etc. etc.
Something that's a status symbol in some rich guys house, can be found in many a barn over here.
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