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It’s not quite a bicycle, and it’s not quite a black hole, but man! So anyways, I don’t know.

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This may be my favorite owl face

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Fuck! It’s not part of my programming to ask for the arch!

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These are my #2 and 3 behind commodore flammules. Go scopie!

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That’s how you rike? I thought it involved kumquats.

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Me and the buddies played a bit of Starfleet Command 3 during LAN parties. It would have to be my favorite star trek game, as it was the only one I played.

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It flies

How like a bird

Wait that’s a bird

That’s not just a bird

That’s a motherfucking flammulated owl

Look at all the flammules

Aww

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If the enterprise were a nevernude, how would it wear its cutoffs

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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The enterprise does have a lot of engineers. It would wear overalls.

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What problem have you doubled? You flush Tuvix out the airlock it’s not like you can never use that airlock again

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Only if they rename themselves too.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Cool! Do we still have time to cancel it before it airs I haven’t been paying close attention

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Yeah but tell us more about the ledgers

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My shoe runs ludicrously fast

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How about a Kelvin TNG film? Picard with, if not a goatee, a little French mustache and cigarette?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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The nature is you materialized with my boot up your ass. Again. I’m starting to think it’s not me you love.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Butt pics is cheating I totally was gonna vote for this dude anyways

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Gooooo flammy

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Even if it doesn’t win the tourney, it’s won our hearts, what with all that flammulation

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Computer, jettison all the warp cores to my location please. Detonate on my mark.

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Look out Itchy Spocky, he’s Scottish,

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What about the small blasphemous region calling it soda pop?

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Groin stretches. We’re doing groin stretches.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Y’all just jealous of my weird hat

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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You know what tuvok you’re fired new tuvok you’re hired

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Sheesh Neelix cracks one egg and thinks he’s a chef

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Did I say Naomi Wildman? I meant the kids on her ship. It’s Admiral Janeway Day. And I’m not giving those little shits any of my hard earned pips. Now give me your pips, Ensign. Pip pip!

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Not explodey enough. Jettison our warp core at them, fire torpedoes at it when it’s about to hit.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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If you go 1-Shaxs you miss all the wonderful jokes (like yours) in between

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Aldebaran’s great, okay,
Algol’s pretty neat,
Betelgeuse’s pretty girls
Will knock you off your feet.
They’ll do anything you like
Real fast and then real slow,
But if you have to take me apart to get me there
Then I don’t want to go.

Singing,
Take me apart, take me apart,
What a way to roam
And if you have to take me apart to get me there
I’d rather stay at home.

Sirius is paved with gold
So I’ve heard it said
By nuts who then go on to say
“See Tau before you’re dead.”
I’ll gladly take the high road
Or even take the low,
But if you have to take me apart to get me there
Then I, for one, won’t go.

Singing,
Take me apart, take me apart,
You must be off your head,
And if you try to take me apart to get me there
I’ll stay right here in bed

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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Yae verily his beard did deflect Qs snappage, and Q did hang his head in shame

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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On cardassia we just call it sauce

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That isn’t a red uniform. It’s blood. Go take a shower, Riker.

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