Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, 
They captured his stank cloud well
Txcfe, Nailed it
sndmn, He should have asked to sketch artist to make him look not guilty.
cley_faye, They are artists, not magicians.
nxdefiant, He looks like the portrait of Dorian Grey
DragonTypeWyvern, I’d make a joke about Jr saying, “Before, right? Right?!??” but he wouldn’t get the reference.
TheJims, They’re sketch artists not magicians
misk, 
Sam Bankman-Fried must have tried this and succeeded.
https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/f91dc5b3-85fb-4f1b-b746-d1a5e1722d35.webp
TheDoctorDonna, Brad Pitt was his stand in, can’t you tell?
DragonTypeWyvern, I’m just going to go out on a limb and assume the sketch artist makes money on Patreon selling custom Edward Cullen “art” and just couldn’t stop the habit.
killeronthecorner, 
Is this the guy who starred in The Bankman?
loutr, 
Holy shit the pic with Caroline Ellison is amazing lmao
holycrap, Well if the artist honored that request they wouldn’t have gotten a likeness
NatakuNox, 
They are an artist Jr not a miracle worker.
kescusay, 
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Stuka, …why are courtroom sketch artist still a thing?
Taigagaai, 
Because it’s usually not allowed to take pictures in court
RidgeDweller, But why? Seems arbitrary and antiquated
LufyCZ, Think it’s to protect the identities of people
Stuka, It’s working well, I definitely do not know it’s trump Jr there.
LufyCZ, That’s not who it’s supposed to be protecting lol
Stuka, That’s not a real reason. Most courts are recorded, have stenographer and apparently sketch artists. There’s absolutely no reason for court sketch artists to exist in modern society. It’s just silly and wreaks of some conservative tradition.
DragonTypeWyvern, I don’t think providing steady employment to a local artist is the worst thing taxes support.
Stuka, If we’re gonna be handing out money for totally worthless tasks, oh boy imma be rich
DragonTypeWyvern, Be real, bro, you already do that.
Stuka, …are you illiterate? That’s exactly what I said.
DragonTypeWyvern, I called your current job useless, actually, but don’t worry your pretty little head about the details.
Stuka, Oh, you are illiterate. Ok then.
DragonTypeWyvern, Had to think a bit for that one, huh?
Understandable for your situation.
paraphrand, Those recordings are not available to the public though, right? Isn’t that the difference? Or am I just mislead here?
I see why the tradition of it feels conservative. But I dunno. I think it’s cool. Seems like good culture.
topinambour_rex, 
Because AI aren’t allowed in court, yet…
Kase, “Why does the defendant have a different number of fingers in every scene?”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, -AI flips you off with 13 middle fingers on each hand
kandoh, Artist is better for privacy.
Viking_Hippie, Sketch artist: “No can do, but if you slip me a Bennie, I can make it look like you have a chin”
oldone, sketch artist: "I'm good, but not that good"
Gingerlegs, Ah, like father like son I see
o0joshua0o, The narcissism doesn’t fall far from the tree
TheRealLinga, It’s early and I thought this was The Onion for a good 2 minutes. Wow.
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