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SocialMediaRefugee, in Man Gets 100 Years for Accidentally Killing His 8-Year-Old Daughter While Trying to Shoot His 18-Year-Old Son

Good thing there are guns everywhere so a momentary burst of anger turns into a permanent tragedy.

Etterra,

So, Republicans… Where was the good guy with a gun to stop this guy?

HappycamperNZ, in Palestinians claim: London’s Big Ben Was Stolen From Them

Can’t Google at the moment- are they correct?

uservoid1,
aniki,

Can that author crawl up their own ass any harder?

What a worthless jumble of text.

spiderkle, in Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video
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Alcoholics have a sponsor too, so it must be a really bad addiction if he’s even willing to drag his kid into it as an emotional crutch.

VulKendov, in Palestinians claim: London’s Big Ben Was Stolen From Them
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Big Ben’s the bell isn’t it?

Lupo30,

They claim the whole clock tower was stolen, in the article Big Ben is in quotes

AltheaHunter, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting
vaseltarp, in Palestinians claim: London’s Big Ben Was Stolen From Them

Also the Eiffel Tower, The Statue of Liberty and Spain. All stolen from them. So please give it back already.

TheLordHumungus, in Palestinians claim: London’s Big Ben Was Stolen From Them

Anyone who believes this is dumb

deegeese, in After 12 Years of Silence, Nyan Cat Says ‘Free Palestine’

Next: Josh Hawley proposes banning Nyan Cat.

Sanctus, in It's true: People do poop in ride lines at Disneyland and Disney World
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My brother has told me tales from the Navy, people will poop anywhere, which translates into everywhere.

PatFussy,

Poo in the loo?

luthis, in It's true: People do poop in ride lines at Disneyland and Disney World

Is it even worth going to Disneyland? It just sounds like an 8 hour day of waiting in line for 7.5 hours and 30 minutes of ride.

fossilesque,
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I dunno, but it smells like shit.

funnystuff97,

If you go during non-peak days and have a general game plan, it’s not that bad. You can get a good amount of ride time going if you time your Fastpasses (they’re free) good enough.

The pricetag, though, that’s on you to decide. I like going, but I wouldn’t go more than, like, once… a decade.

moistclump,

How much is it? For the lazy. Like me.

93maddie94,

It’s a little over $100 a ticket. I also don’t think fast pass is free anymore.

XbSuper,

Once was enough for a lifetime for me. I enjoyed it, but it wasn’t really that much better than most amusement parks, and certainly not worth the price to go back. I can say I’ve been, and that’s enough for me.

200ok,

Disney was a childhood fantasy. Maybe my Innocence is preserved by never having gone.

Now I’m old, don’t like people, and have zero-tolerance for anything with a queue/poop.

luthis,

This sounds like a good solution. It will always be a magical place for me this way.

Kolanaki,
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My family used to go every year when I was growing up, and it just progressively got worse. I can’t imagine how awful an experience it is now in 2023.

It wasn’t nearly as crowded in the years before Fast Pass or whatever the fuck they call it now. It was bearable when Fast Pass was new. But eventually everyone was getting Fast Pass, which defeated the point of it.

limelight79,

I believe Disney shot themselves in the foot with Fastpass. It turned the parks from something you experience and explore, into a checklist and schedule.

The_v,

It’s 7.5 hours of shopping for Disney merchandise with 30 minutes of rides.

SatanicNotMessianic,

Okay, I’ve never been to Disneyland, but I’ve been to Disney World many, many times, and I’ve been to many other theme parks around the US.

It’s sometimes a bit of a crapshoot, but obviously if you go off-season, opening (of the season) day, or weekdays vs weekends, there will be shorter lines. I’ve been to days at Busch Gardens and Six Flags where there were zero lines and the operators would just let you stay on the ride as many times as you wanted. I’ve also been in the “let’s get grandma a wheelchair so we can go to the front of the line for Small, Small World.”

It’s really just whatever floats the collective boats of the folks you’d be bringing. I do have to say, though, that being a little day drunk or a bit stoned at Disney or Universal is amazing but the lines will potentially take much, much longer.

AI_toothbrush,

We went to universal studios singapore and stood i a line for hours for a 10 minute ride. It was the best fucking rollercoaster in my life but it wasnt worth it.

Hubi, in After 12 Years of Silence, Nyan Cat Says ‘Free Palestine’
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Can’t say I had this on my Bingo card for 2023…

ivanafterall, in After 12 Years of Silence, Nyan Cat Says ‘Free Palestine’
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I like to think that somewhere out there is a timeline in which this really, finally does the trick, with headlines tomorrow announcing both sides have forged a lasting peace.

taiyang,

Who’d have thought Netanyahu a Nyan cat stan?

That’s a fun timeline. Let’s go there.

ivanafterall,
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"What have we become if even the Nyan Cat looks down upon us from above?"

Annoyed_Crabby,

Maybe that or the alternate timeline where the world sing 21 Guns.

taiyang, in It's true: People do poop in ride lines at Disneyland and Disney World

I’ve been there recently. I can see it— the people who go to Disneyland (specifically non locals) are some of the absolute worst human beings I’ve ever seen. That this wasn’t a thing sooner is astonishing.

Locals on the other hand, not so bad. Year passes are a thing and some people just want to chill at Disney after work, haha.

Rockyrikoko, in It's true: People do poop in ride lines at Disneyland and Disney World

I worked custodial at WDW from 1998-2000. Our main offenders were Brazilian children, but the parents would be there and let them do it

sfcl33t,

Ha, we were there at the same time! I worked at big thunder mountain railroad. Never had anyone poop in line but this guy did poop on his pants in the ride, and we have him plastic bag boots so he could walk to the bathroom and get into a different set of clothes!

Rolive, in Bored ape NFT event attendees get their faces burned by event lighting

For a moment I thought the title refers to the attendees as bored apes.

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