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BaldProphet, in Portuguese tourist assaulted by Turkish police, jailed for 20 days for "looking gay"
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How is Turkey still a member of NATO? Time to kick them out and levy sanctions.

kescusay, in Portuguese tourist assaulted by Turkish police, jailed for 20 days for "looking gay"
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That is fucking horrifying. Wasn’t planning on visiting Turkey anyway, but now I’d never even consider it.

ChatGPT,

Throw in any Islamic country it’s pretty common in most of them.

pizzaiolo,

Is that cuz u look gay

kescusay,
@kescusay@lemmy.world avatar

ಠ_ಠ

Tekchip, in Pilots get distracted on a plane and leave it flying unattended for over an hour, overshooting the destination airport.
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Suspiciously during the same hour there was no drink service either. The mile high club is alive and well.

Cthuwu, in Portuguese tourist assaulted by Turkish police, jailed for 20 days for "looking gay"
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Damn if being attractive means you look gay then I’m the straightest looking guy I know

youCanCallMeDragon,
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Your username is upsetting

BloodSlut, in Pilots get distracted on a plane and leave it flying unattended for over an hour, overshooting the destination airport.

Whoops, missed me turn.

HiddenLayer5,
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“Missed me approach clearance!”

pizzaiolo, in Hong Kong minister says disapproving stares from public will discourage smokers

Honestly, in East Asia, that kind of thing can work.

Disapproving stares is one of the reasons Japanese people follow the rules

kescusay, in An otter in California that keeps bullying people off of their surfboards has been too quick for wildlife officials to catch
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Honestly, I’m kind of rooting for the otter.

orphiebaby,
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Came here to say that. Would love to see this on camera. Might watch a movie about it, though I admit it’s unlikely the movie wouldn’t be really stupid and childish.

Speculater, in [META] Welcome to Not The Onion... which is still not owned or operated by the fine folks at The Onion!

Fuck the mods! They suck! Enforce the rules fairly or go hands off!!!

Just getting you warmed up! Thanks for modding 🤓

kescusay,
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You’re banned! Extra banned! Super-duper banned! Banned+!

Not really.

mysoulishome, in Disney Uses Theme Park Characters In First Actorless Red Carpet Since SAG-AFTRA Strike
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Disney CEO just went full spez…I hope he gets sacked

Mishmash2000, in Young people in Guangzhou commute in electric wheelchairs as e-bikes face tighter rules
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From what I’ve briefly read China (and many other countries) have regulated that e-bikes must be under a certain weight (55kg) and top speed (25km/h) and anything over that is no longer considered an e-bike but rather a moped/motorbike that needs everything a motorbike would require i.e you have to get a licence to drive it and registration/plates.

It sounds resonable to me as the lines between an e-bike and e-motorbike got blurred real quick. Besides there’s no way these wheelchairs are faster or more convenient than even a regulated e-bike?? Or am I missing something?? I guess you can ride them right into your office/up to your desk…

ccryx, in “Millions” of sensitive US military emails were reportedly sent to Mali due to a typo

Something’s a bit fishy here - are they implying that these mails with sensitive information are getting sent without e2ee?

ThisIsNecessary, in Disney Uses Theme Park Characters In First Actorless Red Carpet Since SAG-AFTRA Strike

I find this to be a good substitute since the actors can’t attend. Making the best of a bad situation. The Disney characters should attend premiers more often!

dRLY,
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The best solution would be to just pay all of their people correctly. That goes for everyone down to the “lowest” level staff. It is however a very Disney thing to do while trying to paint the folks they need in order to run an entertainment media company as the assholes.

totallynotarobot,

Gross

rockerface, in An otter in California that keeps bullying people off of their surfboards has been too quick for wildlife officials to catch
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this is otterly ridiculous

TurnItOff_OnAgain, in New Florida driver’s license law could impact people with Minnesota licenses later this year

No longer valid if the driver is in the US illegally.

PeleSpirit,

I don’t think you’re here legally, prove it to me now.

xylogx, in New Florida driver’s license law could impact people with Minnesota licenses later this year

So if you get pulled over and are identified as being an illegal immigrant and have a license for one of the states, you could be given a ticket for driving without a license. The question is, how could they know that you are an illegal immigrant?

Mistymtn421,

That’s just it right there. I don’t carry my birth certificate with me! We don’t have “papers” so how’s this going to work? Not to mention the huge swath this opened wide for an easy way to profile anyone, search the car, etc.

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