amio,

"Have a day." - Starbucks

Now that's something to give you a big ol' case of the fuck yous.

21Cabbage,

I’m still firmly of the belief that if you’re going to be having a cold sandwich for lunch than it should’ve been in your backpack and you should expect nothing but disappointment if you have somebody else make it.

IamRoot,

Then.

FluffyPotato,

A whole bread, a block of cheese and a ham is not even 8 bucks. Just make a sandwich at home, it takes like a minute.

falsem,

The parts I like are the attention to detail on the size of the bread being perfectly rectangular, the cheese slices being perfectly equally sized, and the consistently overlapping slices of ham that span the exact length of the bread. Then that all combines to form a shitty looking sandwich. Perfectly optimized sandwich designed by accountants.

Littleborat,

I could make that for 80c but I won’t because it looks gross.

Sandwiches made from garbage out of the supermarket dumpster look a lot better than this.

guyrocket,
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

The last time I bought a latte at a coffee shop it cost about as much as a POUND of coffee beans from Costco.

Stop. The. Insanity.

finthechat,
@finthechat@kbin.social avatar

"Yes, go fuck yourself in your fucking face."

-Starbucks

Zoldyck,

Still not a high enough price for animal abuse.

AlDente,

Are the animals humans? And is the abuse the act of eating that sad sandwich? If so, I agree, that is animal abuse.

Porka_911,
Zacryon,

No. Steal the shit out of Reddirt. Idgaf.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Who cares? Aren’t most memes posted on here coming from other places? Nothing wrong with showcasing content from across the Internet.

dangblingus,

Welcome to Lemmy/Reddit. Reposts are lazy and low effort. If it didn’t happen to you, why are you posting it? You don’t even get karma on Lemmy.

Porka_911,

Don’t you?

can,

Not aggregate in the official lemmy webui, but some apps have chosen to add it up.

Porka_911,

What’s the URL, sorry I’m new to Lemmy. Is it Lemmy.World?

can, (edited )

I’m not sure what you’re asking? By the webui I just mean the default web interface of any lemmy instance (i.e. not through an alternative frontend or app)

Porka_911,

Thank you. I’m with you now. I just migrated over because I used Boost on Reddit and received a notification Boost was now available on this new platform 👍

Fredselfish,
@Fredselfish@lemmy.world avatar

That crazy part he did it for no reason. I am so glad to not be chasing karma no more. Unfortunately I still will go back here in Lemmy and see all my posts and comments see how they are doing.

Didn’t realize just how addictive I was to those stupid upvotes.

OrteilGenou,

I started deleting my reddit account and creating a new one every year because I found myself becoming too involved with my karma level. Fuck that

intensely_human,

Memes are fun. That a reason to post them. Karma is a reflection of people enjoying what you post.

Daisyifyoudo,

Because they want attention

dragonflyteaparty,

I never would have seen this without the “repost”. I don’t get why people are so offended about seeing something again. Don’t like it? Saw it before? Keep scrolling then.

Globulart,

But this is a downright lie. It costs £5.10…

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Also I feel like this is a stealth ad for starbucks, because that doesn’t look half-bad, and now we’re all talking about it

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

That looks dogshit for £8. What are you on about?

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m hungry and that looks like a generous amount of protein on a toothsome ciabatta, but fuck me I guess

MooseLad,

It all comes in frozen solid, so their food isn’t very good.

Porka_911,

It was $8 bro, or £6.5 in Gentlemen coins.

JokeDeity,

My guy…

mexicancartel,

People here arent usually on reddit. So its nice to see things crossposted here

JdW,

No, you could not be more wrong. We did not leave reddit just for the admins, we also hoped to leave low effort posts and outright lies behind, there’s no karma here so what’s even the point of OP?

FederatedSaint,

I’m just disappointed they didn’t do the proper conversion from USD to GBP. Should only be about £6.50!

Porka_911,

Exactly. A repost is a repost but this guy just Good Will Hunting and “pawned it off as his own”.

Globulart,

And in the UK is actually costs £5.10.

This is just a lie, and people are (ironically) eating it up!

wjrii,
@wjrii@kbin.social avatar

Bought a cold sandwich at a quick-service place in England.

There's your problem. This one has a certain appeal, though. I'd pay eight pounds just to be spared the usual pile of cucumber slices, old egg, and obscene quantity of mayonnaise.

Norgur,

There is no such thing as an "obscene quantity of mayonnaise".

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@kbin.social avatar

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Zombiepirate,
@Zombiepirate@lemmy.world avatar

That opinion is apparently spicier than your condiment of choice.

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

I too am impressed they managed to not include tomatoe, avocado, bacon, lettuce, or a sauce of any sort, while simultaneously not bothering to interlace the cheese between the meat for a more interesting texture profile.

It looks like prison food.

Ensign_Crab,

Wow. The fyre festival sandwich at least came with a salad.

Norgur,

Only if you traded it for a blanket

yokonzo,

They’re supposed to toast it at least

15liam20,

The fuckers didn’t even put the pieces of bread together.

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I’ve clearly eaten too many lunches from food vendors (including SB) inside convention centers because I expected see maybe 2 slices of ham and 1 of cheese for $8 (in 2023 money). And maybe a lettuce leaf that is probably a recycled hot coffee sleeve dyed green.

Rhynoplaz,

Actually, you were right. This sandwich contains 2 half slices of cheese and 4 half slices of ham.

eestileib,

The ham is folded

intensely_human,

Them’s fightin words buddy

Rhynoplaz,

I don’t think it is. Look at the second slice from the top. There’s a hole on the left edge. If it was folded, I would expect to see a layer between the hole and the third slice. If it is folded, every fold is so perfect that there is no overhang on any edge. You cannot possibly fold irregularly shaped ham slices with that kind of precision.

Source: I sandwich.

cash,

If you lived in LA, this would be a £12 sandwich. the sandwich economy here is out of control.

HikingVet,

Didn’t know LA used Pounds instead of USD

LemmyFeed,

It’s that out of control

Blastasaurus,

Yeh I was thinking to myself "they’re probably $13 here in Vancouver ". If you think LA is bad, Tacos are $6 each here now and burritos are $20-25.

Everblue,

8£ is roughly 13$ Canadian. So yeah.

thorbot,

It’s your own damn fault for trying to get food at fucking Starbucks, the coffee isn’t even good unless you’re at pikes place

breadsmasher,
@breadsmasher@lemmy.world avatar

what’s different about pike place?

grte,

It’s the original one.

giantfloppycock,

Is the coffee actually different there?

Blastasaurus,

Tastes the same to me.

Pratai,

No. It’s a local myth that it is.

Pratai,

No. It’s a local myth that it is.

Anticorp,

I don’t think that’s a local myth. That sounds like a tourist trap myth.

Pratai,

It’s local. I’ve had tons of people tell me it’s better there.

It isn’t.

Anticorp,

Interesting, I’ve never heard that. I don’t know any locals that would voluntarily go there unless they have out of town guests.

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

It’s not actually. That’s the second store they claim is the first. The real first was on Western. Coffee is the same though, you’re right, better to go to the roasterie

Littleborat,

So now I have to travel around the world to Seattle or something to get good Starbucks? I don’t believe you, nice try!

rockSlayer,

Not entirely true, the stores that unionized have better tasting coffee in comparison to regular sb

CluckN,

Yeah I also heard the unionized stores don’t have bathrooms because everybody shits rainbows.

intensely_human,

lmao

MooseLad,

How would that even make sense? They’re still getting their beans from the same source and preparing drinks in the exact same way.

shalafi,

They charge that much because the market will bear it. 🤷🏻‍♂️ That’s on us consumers.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Yeah, support a local sandwich shop.

Probably won’t be much cheaper but it’ll be ten times the quality.

halcyoncmdr,

Coffee will be better as well. Starbucks burns their beans so they can guarantee the same “quality” flavor at every location.

afraid_of_zombies,

This I can actually weight in on a bit. They have their recipe under full version control and plant operations can only adjust it slightly without HQ doing an override. Not their air waste handling however, that is under local control.

scarabic, (edited )

My family ran a local sandwich shop for years. Here’s the problem.

If this is downtown, the local sandwich shop isn’t even there, in part because Starbucks helped price them out of being able to rent. Every supermarket now has a sandwich counter too, so local sandwich shops don’t do well in shopping centers either. Fast food has slightly improved their quality over the years so that’s more competitors at the low end. And Subway, period.

You’re paying for the convenience at Starbucks and in some cases convenience is valuable. If you don’t care about time and can go out of your way to a local sandwich shop, you get better food for less.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Luckily the downtown in the city where I live doesn’t allow chain restaurants so I have many options for decently priced food.

scarabic,

That’s a great law if you can get it. Big parts of the NorCal coastline are like that and going there feels like traveling back to a better time.

afraid_of_zombies,

I was in an area like that once. It felt weird. Like I stepped into some alternative earth history where the franchises and chains all had different names. It was basically the same items for sale however.

dingus,

Idk…local independent shops aren’t necessarily cheaper. There is a local coffee shop somewhat by me and it’s more expensive than Starbucks. Independent places don’t have the advantage of mass scale like the big name fast food and chain places do. When I go independent, I often find myself paying more money for less convenience. So it’s not even just convenience that you’re sacrificing

scarabic,

Yeah that can be true. Not all local businesses are competitively run.

While it’s true they don’t have the same economies of scale as large corporations, they also don’t have the same overhead. Starbucks coffee stands support a skyscraper full of bureaucrats somewhere. And Starbucks corporate has a stock price to worry about. Local shops don’t have all that crap, and can often get away with charging less. My dad just charged 15% below the corporate shop down the block, as a rule, and it was still profitable.

intensely_human,

Also how else is the roof of your mouth going to get tougher without starbucks sandwiches?

scarabic,

There’s a “your mom” joke in there somewhere but it’s not coming to me.

pruwybn,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

pikes place

Speaking of mildly infuriating 😆

Pratai,

And even Pikes Place SB’s isn’t as good as a local cafe.

intensely_human,

Starbucks coffee’s got nothing on $1 McDonalds coffee.

thorbot,

Truth

100,

Nobody goes to Starbucks for good coffee, they go because it’s the same everywhere. Sometimes I want to go get a great coffee somewhere they know how to pull a decent shot, and sometimes I want brownish sugarmilk.

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