Ensign_Crab

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Ensign_Crab,

Watch Democrats blame people they were actively hostile towards for not enthusiastically waiting for hours in the cold to vote for them.

Then watch the world’s longest-running uninterrupted democracy with the world’s largest military and the world’s largest nuclear arsenal become a fascist dictatorship. Maybe I’ll die quickly and have a chance to be envied.

Fix your messaging, Dems. Pretend he’s a progressive and oppose him.

Ensign_Crab,

Just go hard on red flag laws,

Democrats don’t “go hard” on anything.

Ensign_Crab,

If the person making the promise never intended to keep it, yes. Either way, you have no reason to trust their promises again.

Ensign_Crab,

Worked at a hotel. Our phone system required you to dial 9 to reach an outside line on every phone except one: the fax machine, which was set up to dial that 9 automatically when you started dialing.

It would take a second to start making dialing sounds while it dialed that 9 in silence. Our AGM would dial the 1 before the area code, not hear any immediate sounds, and then press the 1 again. Then dial the rest of the number.

So as far as the switchboard I used to direct calls was concerned, someone just dialed 911. So it made the “holy fuck someone’s dying” alarm, our local 911 dispatcher got to hear a fax machine screeching its handshake tones, and I got to go into “oh shit a guest is having a stroke” mode, only to find out that no, my manager didn’t read the sign posted over the fax machine because of this behavior. Again.

And then we would get a call from 911 asking what the emergency was and have to explain that it was dialed by mistake.

Of course, this was almost always during a rush.

Great thing about fax machines. They can be set up in such a way that if they don’t get a fax handshake, they wait a few minutes and try dialing the number again.

Ensign_Crab,

I’ve always found the dial 9 to get out thing a mistake waiting to happen

Can confirm.

Ensign_Crab, (edited )

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is a cyberpunk movie.

Mars is a dystopian, broken society in which cyberware is so ubiquitous that we only ever see one Martian without visible augmentation. Every character in the movie does what they do for purely selfish reasons, with the exception of the idiot Droppo, the old man Chochem who remembers society for what it was before it went to hell, and the mythological embodiment of generosity himself. When Chochem suggests that Mars needs a Santa Claus, the immediate response isn’t to research and emulate St. Nick, nope. Martian society is so degenerate that the first idea is to commit a crime: to kidnap the jolly old elf. And all of Earth’s governments are incapable of stopping them.

Cyberware, broken society, selfish characters, rampant crime, laughably inadequate government? What genre does that sound like?

When I pointed out that Santa Claus Conquers the Martians predates Blade Runner, the film that most people consider to be the first cyberpunk movie, by some 18 years, at a tabletop session of Cyberpunk 2020, I was less than popular with those assembled.

I decided to not press my luck by pointing out that it came out 4 years before the book Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep.

Hooray for Santy Claus.

Ensign_Crab,

Was “porn bucket” taken?

Ensign_Crab,

It depends on where you go.

Lubbock is gonna be a lot different from the Rio Grande Valley. Sacramento is gonna be wildly different from San Diego.

I’d imagine prevailing sentiment on a whole host of issues would vary between, say, Reynosa and Tampico.

Ensign_Crab,

Sure. Democrats don’t hate nonbinary people and conservatives run their party.

How to get rid of the creeper

Kinda bored so here we go: the government officially recognizes the creeper, from jeepers creepers, as a threat. Congratulations you are now task on coming up with a plan on killing or at least semi-permanently incapacitating the monster. You are backed by the government but keep the cost and destruction down. For obvious...

Ensign_Crab,

I make a vague pledge to do something I have no intention of doing by 2050. It’s the most comprehensive plan to deal with the creeper ever.

Ensign_Crab,

Digg, but for nazis.

Ensign_Crab,

They were confused when your url didn’t contain a slur.

Ensign_Crab,

The golf cart driving in the hallway looked fake in exactly the same way some of the speeder bike driving in The Mandalorian looked fake. Quite possibly for the same reason.

Ensign_Crab,

The plot sounds similar to the 1955 short “Deputy Droopy”, but the setting isn’t what you described.

Why is everything in consumer / American life so fucking shitty now - and companies literally just say 'oh bc profit margins' and we're now expected to swallow that and sympathize?

like I went to taco bell and they didn’t even have napkins out. they had the other stuff just no napkins, I assume because some fucking ghoul noticed people liked taking them for their cars so now we just don’t get napkins! so they can save $100 per quarter rather than provide the barest minimum quality of life features.

Ensign_Crab,

Particularly one with the grease content of Taco Bell.

Ensign_Crab,

Someday we’ll all be completely stunned when the sickeningly adorable alien creature doesn’t turn out to be evil.

The Doctor hasn’t yet.

Ensign_Crab,

He has a slight Belarus accent.

In the mirror universe episodes of DS9, he was not fostered by the Rozhenkos, and he pronounces it “weapons”.

Ensign_Crab,

He went for a walk before dinner.

Ensign_Crab,

Was Kyubey too on the nose?

Ensign_Crab,

Say that you understand why people intend to withhold their votes from Biden or vote for a third party.

See what happens.

Hell, say you’re voting for him in the same comment. You’ll still catch the same shit.

Ensign_Crab,

Thus.

Ensign_Crab,

Yeah I don’t have to pretend that the actions that helped elect Trump are understandable. They’re selfish and/or moronic actions that fuck everyone over

Like so. Like I said, I’m voting for Biden. But that won’t stop you from pontificating. Just keep going like lecturing me will change other people’s minds. Thank you for the additional confirmation that lemmy’s centrists are every bit the same as they are on reddit.

Ensign_Crab,

Forgive all us sinners who don’t like bad ideas spreading, we definitely have no reason

I’m voting for Biden. (You’ll continue to ignore this and keep scolding.) I also know that the party is losing voters it needs because it keeps taking them for granted.

This is a problem. “Shut up and be happy” won’t solve it.

When your next condescending self-righteous reply is done, the problem I described will remain.

Ensign_Crab,

Shitty ideas like?

Ensign_Crab,

I can’t force you to understand that other people have different standards for who they will vote for than yours. That’s not a shitty idea. That’s recognizing the political reality as it exists. Democrats are gonna need the votes of these people.

As a recent example, I can imagine someone who came here as a refugee being hesitant to vote for someone who funds bombing refugee camps. I’m sure you’ll yell at me for having enough empathy to understand that.

There are certainly people out there who will never understand that you can only maintain a diverse coalition through solidarity. By an astounding coincidence, they all seem to think that solidarity is something the party can demand from its constituents but can disregard in the other direction without consequence.

In any event, you don’t understand because you’re not here to understand. You’re here to browbeat. You’re doing a fantastic job of acting exactly like this is reddit.

You’ve adequately demonstrated what happens when someone deviates from centrist orthodoxy on lemmy. I thank you for your participation and will now withdraw mine.

Ensign_Crab,

I thank you for your participation and will now withdraw mine.

Ensign_Crab,

The old site was enamored with bacon.

My stick is better than bacon.

Ensign_Crab,

Because all that hammer ever does is make an adorable squeaky noise.

Ensign_Crab,

Wait until OP learns about LaTeX.

Ensign_Crab,

He’s the one who likes all our pretty songs.

Ensign_Crab,

First person pronouns, on the other hand…

Ensign_Crab,

The ballistic missile very likely did not come anywhere close to Earth orbit, so unlike those aforementioned anti-satellite tests, this incident probably didn’t generate any dangerous orbital debris.

Whew?

Ensign_Crab,

What would happen if we all stopped paying at the same time?

Ensign_Crab,

They want cosplayers to advance the state of the art by finding a cheaper way to do shit like this.

Ensign_Crab,

If I had to guess, I’d say they probably used screen printing.

Ensign_Crab,

I did once and you all went away.

Ensign_Crab,

And now the ending theme from Joshiraku is stuck in my head.

Ensign_Crab,

Random, right. Like how fucking desperate Shorts is to show me Joe Rogan clips.

Ensign_Crab,

…for now. This isn’t a beloved google service that people were relying on. This is the means by which google intents to subjugate and fully enshittify the web. They’ll try again under different names until one takes. It only has to work once.

Ensign_Crab,

They’re on exploding-heads.

Warplanes strike Gaza refugee camp as Israel rejects US push for a pause in fighting (apnews.com)

Palestinian health officials say Israeli warplanes struck a refugee camp in the central Gaza Strip, killing at least 40 people and wounding dozens. Sunday's strike came as Israel vowed to press on with its offensive to crush the territory’s Hamas rulers, despite U.S. appeals for a pause in fighting to get aid to civilians....

Ensign_Crab,

Just disagree with funding this and you’ll see an overabundance of denouncements.

Ensign_Crab,

She’s gone over the top many times before, including when she ridiculed Hillary Clinton before the 2016 election.

Or “why centrists are really mad at her.”

Ensign_Crab,

Which is why the gym coach teaches history. He has an alternate name for the Civil War.

Ensign_Crab,

Or the war between the states. Doesn’t really matter, honestly. Anyone who uses an alternate name for it pretty much tells you that their sympathies lie with the confederacy.

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