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EhList, 
A guy on that much gear is unlikely to have a big hog
AdmiralShat, Steroids don’t change penis size, only testicle size
Cheez, “TENT” : “TENT BAG”
Aux, What are these seconds and minutes and what are lbs?
darcy, 
WHAT THE F*** IS A MILE??? 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
GingeyBook, 17.6 football fields
HamBrick, Roughly 800 bald eagles put wingtip to wingtip
Nacktmull, confused metric noises
TheBat, 
eating3645, Your display name pairs hilariously poorly with the article, hahaha.
Nacktmull, I always had the impression that bodybuilding points to severe confidence issues …
nyoooom, Depends, that could be said about a lot of stuff. Many people do it because they like how it makes them look, others do it for the challenge, etc.
masquenox, Fuck… she better pray he’s not a restless sleeper.
stebo02, 
the hamster is so cute why did you have to make this comparison 😭
superkret, It’s an Xhamster.
stebo02, nooooo😭😭😭
girltwink, (edited ) Me (5’10") and my 5’2" gf (we are both girls)
Selmafudd, So no banana
halvar, you are indeed correct. no banana
Fester, So just two hamsters
glowie, 
This had me dying
tetraodon, Hamsters eating hamsters
electrogamerman, Someone make a photo of a Hamster eating an oyster!
Fafner, 
If you don’t have it, store bought is fine.
Nioxic, Large person ≠ large penis
glowie, It’s a meme, not biology class
srwax, Yeah, but not a good one
Mr_Blott, Uh, sorry I don’t have a clue what’s going on because the height measurements are in body parts and the weight measurements are in fuckin currency
qisope, 
lucky for you, the units are irrelevant, it’s their relative values that matter here
Mr_Blott, Relative ? You mean that’s his stepsister?
MajorMajormajormajor, Sweet home Alabama!
knorke3, what else would you measure body weight to height ratios in other than 1€ coins per ell?
eestileib, Particularly when they’re on that much gear.
Diplomjodler, And all the roids make it shrink anyway.
couragethebravedog, Roids only make your balls smaller.
miss_brainfart, 
Totally survivable
I hope someone gets this reference
IWantToFuckSpez, Unnaturally oversized muscles = tiny balls.
MonkderZweite, Jealousy = jealousy
VikingHippie, “Steroids shrink the tested and bloat the head, so if you see someone with raisinettes and a mariachi head, you KNOW something’s up, my friend!” - Robin Williams on baseball doping
Kahlenar, That sounds like Stormy’s description…makes sense, as that’s where Zuck went, probably where Trumpet went too at some point
VikingHippie, (edited ) Pretty sure the Mango Mussolini is just poorly endowed, though. Steroids help* with rapid weight loss as well as muscle building and he doesn’t look like he’s ever done either…
*Edit: other than some nasty if not life threatening side effects when not used properly in consultation with a good doctor, of course. Didn’t mean to endorse steroid abuse 😂
temmink, *wife and they, indeed, also have a child
VikingHippie, So is it a tiny girl or a huge boy?
Roundcat, 
Why not a huge girl or a tiny boy?
VikingHippie, Because height and build tends to be influenced much more heavily by your same sex parent than the other one. Dunno why, but that’s how it almost always works 🤷
electrogamerman, It couldo also be an average non-binary or a non-average non-binary
isthismanas_ml, 
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