Selmafudd

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Selmafudd,

I think it would be the opposite actually.

Fuck I hope so badly they don’t let a developer in there to rebuild and it ends up looking like the shops at wailea

Selmafudd,

Yeah happened to me too in the late 30s. This is the real midlife crisis, trying to come to terms with existential nihilism, it’s not buying a fucking red convertible…

Selmafudd,

Are people more anxious or is it just more acceptable to talk about it??

Selmafudd,

I know absolutely zero German but my guess is he is saying I guard my children??

Selmafudd,

Sweet, looks like I know 50% German

Selmafudd,

It would be pretty fucked if the bottom was just two leg holes. You couldn’t sit down comfortably… you’d have to lay down and pray you don’t roll away while you’re suspended inside by you neck and angles… but I guess looking good is never easy

Selmafudd,

Added bonus if you get 2 of them you can see behind you at the same time

Selmafudd,

It’s all good. As an old man now I can confirm we stay cool, it’s the kids that aren’t with it.

Selmafudd,

Mine does the same thing every morning, sits at her bowl, I open the cupboard door and pull out bag of food, start to tip it and as soon as the first tiny biscuit hits the bowl she fucking dives into it, her head pushing the bag away stopping me for adding more food so she snaps up the 10 or 12 that I managed to get in the bowl, then the other 10 or 12 that fell around the floor and then looks up at me and meows and I just stare back at her wondering if today is the day I stop owning a cat

Selmafudd,

No just the mornings

Started my fist dose of antidepressants this week

Last night was the first time in a month when I had a full night of sleep. Now I’ve been waking up at 8AM instead of going to bed at 2 PM. Don’t have a lot of people to share with but I’m not sure how to describe how I feel. It’s like the absence of a headache I didn’t know I had. My body feels much lighter and...

Selmafudd,

I was having a few drinks last weekend and you know that slight buzz you get when you’re only a few drinks in? I thought how fucking good would it be to feel like that all the time… Is that kind of what this shit does??

Selmafudd,

But never miss an opportunity to pleasure yourself in public I guess?

I mean I wasn’t really in the mood but I’ll rub one out just for you

Selmafudd,

I finally cracked today and moved to .ml

Selmafudd,

Can I say cunt? Because if not that’s a deal-breaker for me

Edit: looks like I can, all good

Selmafudd,

Where I’m from cunt is a term of endearment so I’m happy .ml has embraced our culture

Selmafudd,

Honestly, because the name sounds shit… fucking Aussie zone… who came up with that?

Selmafudd,

The real LPT are in the comments

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