chaotic evil is for me
Commiunism, Chaotic evil, we keep the bread in the fridge.
ryathal, My wife does this for some reason.
swab148, 
That just makes it go stale faster
Cabrio, Depends on your climate. 30C and 80% humidity and your bread goes mouldy in three days outside of the fridge.
zammy95, I worked at a restaurant that was big on breakfast for many years. When our manager needed to open a new bag, she would tear a hole it half way down the bag and start pulling bread from the middle. The only option we really had was to put it into another bag.
thegreatgarbo, Satan
TheAnonymouseJoker, 
Thanos was right
AnUnusualRelic, 
I just buy real bread.
seitanic, 
…that doesn’t come in a bag?
thelsim, 
I tie a knot, but it’s more like a shoelace and can be pulled open with a simple pull. Where does that put me?
I feel so lost and alone :(
eumesmo, How do you do that? Teach us your ways.
aaaa, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slip_knot
That’s more or less the way I would do it
thelsim, Basically it’s what Aa! said, I just never knew the word for it.
a slipknot applied to a bread bag
eumesmo, Looks like the best between being practical and secure. Too bad I suck at making knots.
eumesmo, Looks like the best between being practical and secure. Too bad I suck at making knots.
Iron_Lynx, NG. Maybe LN. But I had a housemate who was pretty much CE.
yjr4df0708, imagine tying a knot on the end of the bag, as far from the bread as possible, and just cutting it off and retying every time you want bread
kubica, 
every time you want bread
And now I wonder why did I even stop at this thread at all.
mcmoor, Chaotic evil if I can get away with it. Otherwise either neutral evil or chaotic neutral.
GenesisJones, My bread last so long because I twist and tuck in a bread box.
flop_leash_973, Lawful neutral or chaotic neutral for me, depending on my mood.
Rentlar, I’m lawful neutral until I lose the clip, then I become eeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiillll
son_named_bort, Does nobody else buy bread that has a twist tie instead of a clip?
cupcakezealot, 
chaotic evil is tying a not because theyre impossible to get open again
derfl007, It’s evil, but not chaotic. It’s closed after all, so I’d say this fits lawful evil perfectly.
chetradley, Chaotic evil is throwing the bag away and leaving the loaf out.
OhStopYellingAtMe, 
So I’m neutral good and my wife is lawful neutral. At least we’re partially aligned.
DarkenLM, Where does leaving it out in the open fit?
schnokobaer, To anyone who does anything other than twist and tuck:
get a life
TheRealLinga, I’m with you!
MystikIncarnate, I use the clip if I can find it…
… I mean, was RIGHT HERE a second ago…
thenextguy, I use the clip until there’s enough slack to do the twist and tuck.
marito, Are you me?
RealFknNito, 
There is always enough slack. That’s where they put the clip.
can, They’re not as good since switching to cardboard anyway
legios, 
There’s a brand (I think it’s a small bakery here) that uses an awesome dual-wire one that I always keep because it is more a ‘clamp/clasp’ clip than a ‘tie/twist wire’ clip
can, I’m not sure I can picture what you mean but that sounds nice.
Cabrio, Wire peg.
legios, Not quite. I’m pretty sure I have at least one spare floating around. Will take a pic when I get the chance!
ciapatri, My hoarding of the plastic tabs for the past decade is finally coming in handy.
can, My ability to lose them immediately after grabbing first slice has not.
LiveLM, Tie a knot you monster!
BarrelAgedBoredom, I twist and roll the excess bag over the bread. Kinda like how you do socks
Edgecrusher35, This is the way.
dutchkimble, I don’t see what’s wrong with it at all, solid foolproof method, I’d airlock my spaceship like that
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