Diabolo96, (edited )

You guys don’t have a bakery every few streets ? I buy a few baguettes daily, several times a day.

Edit : a few baguettes for several people, am not some kind of 400lb duck monster.

PM_ME_FEET_PICS,

No one needs that much bread.

OhStopYellingAtMe,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

I think you’re responding to a large duck, or perhaps several regular ducks packed into a long coat.

son_named_bort,

Vincent Duckman?

Mac,

Ducks don’t eat bread and you shouldn’t feed it to them. Feed them seeds.

OhStopYellingAtMe,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

The ducks don’t eat the bread. They buy it for resale.

trailing9,

See, that’s what the king said …

JamesStallion,

They have a fiendish apetite

dankm,

Good thing bakeries sell cake too.

Diabolo96, (edited )

You know how in asia they eat everything with rice ? Here, we eat everything with bread. I never thought of it before but does seems a bit weird. Most our food is home made and we somewhat eat a lot of soup. You can make more than dozens of different recipe by throwing stuff and seasoning into boiling water. You can then eat it with some bread or pour it over other stuff.

knexcar,

No, far cheaper to buy in bulk at the superstore

zeekaran,

Baguette bread is terrible though. Way too hard. Anyway most Americans live further than a mile from somewhere with bread, that’s far too much work.

thelsim,
@thelsim@sh.itjust.works avatar

I tie a knot, but it’s more like a shoelace and can be pulled open with a simple pull. Where does that put me?
I feel so lost and alone :(

eumesmo,

How do you do that? Teach us your ways.

aaaa,

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slip_knot

That’s more or less the way I would do it

thelsim,
@thelsim@sh.itjust.works avatar

Basically it’s what Aa! said, I just never knew the word for it.
a slipknot applied to a bread bag

eumesmo,

Looks like the best between being practical and secure. Too bad I suck at making knots.

eumesmo,

Looks like the best between being practical and secure. Too bad I suck at making knots.

LemmyRefugee,

It depends a lot wheter you live on your own or with your parents.

BigNote,

You mean my kids?

tacosplease,

Neutral evil and chaotic evil bread bag practitioners are NOT invited to my house.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

I just buy real bread.

seitanic,
@seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

…that doesn’t come in a bag?

Blackmist,

Put it in the freezer.

pantlesspatrick,

I didn’t know humans are capable of such monstrosity

Blackmist,

Why are you booing me, I’m right!

Big bread just wants you to throw away bread and buy more.

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

My bread lasts for 1-2 weeks on the counter. Modern science is rad.

franklin,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

I mean freshly baked bread that you put in a bag last week a week or so I know dough conditioners do extend the life but when I throw my bread out it’s usually not because it’s stale because it’s moldy which conditioners don’t really help

meekah,
@meekah@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t usually eat that much bread, so a bag of bread may last me 4 weeks or so. Freezing it is the best option if you toast it anyways. The result is the exact same, except that freezing the bread will make it last essentially forever.

BirdyBoogleBop,

It’s bread. Bread is freezable. Same with cakes. You have definitely eaten defrosted bread and not even known it. You can freeze it 100 times and you won’t be able to tell the difference.

MBM,

It’ll stay fresh much longer

rockSlayer, (edited )

Once upon a time when toasters didn’t need high tech computers, it was possible to get a perfectly toasted piece of bread from frozen. There was a bimetallic strip that sensed the temperature of the bread, so it would always be consistent. This made freezing bread much more practical

Blackmist,

My toaster has a snowflake button that just toasts it for a little bit longer.

I’m not sure why technology hasn’t improved toasters at all, and indeed made them go backwards. I guess the 80s and the age of microchips couldn’t solve everything…

Doorbook,

All the beead in the supermarkets comes from the frozen section. They take a big patch every night for the next day to defrost before adding it to the shelves.

TORFdot0,

I usually buy bread from Sam’s Club/Cosco and it comes in 2 packs so that’s usually what I do with the extra loaf. I don’t refreeze a loaf or just grab a frozen slice and microwave it or something though. I have standards

Leviathan,

You can just throw a frozen slice in the toaster and you’ll get good at timing whether you want a thawed or toasted slice before you know it.

zeekaran,

This is how I keep an eight pack of burger buns fresh. Also freshly cooked freezes flawlessly.

HotsauceHurricane,
@HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one avatar

I appreciate any effort to “close” the bag.

moistclump,

I’d have swapped true and lawful neutrals. True neutral is using what came with it, surely? Even though a band is better.

AEsheron,

Lawful>chaotic isn’t about better>worse. If anything, using the gear that came with the product is the definition of lawful in this context. Lawful is more about following the expectations of society. That’s not the full meaning, but close enough for this post. If anything, I would swap true neutral and chaotic neutral.

finickydesert,
@finickydesert@lemmy.ml avatar

Chaotic evil ಠ_ಠ

cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

chaotic evil is tying a not because theyre impossible to get open again

derfl007,

It’s evil, but not chaotic. It’s closed after all, so I’d say this fits lawful evil perfectly.

chetradley,

Chaotic evil is throwing the bag away and leaving the loaf out.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

lawful neutral until i lose it then chaotic neutral. both times i put it in a bread box bagged unless the bread box has a piece of junk mail i left on top of it.

zammy95,

I worked at a restaurant that was big on breakfast for many years. When our manager needed to open a new bag, she would tear a hole it half way down the bag and start pulling bread from the middle. The only option we really had was to put it into another bag.

thegreatgarbo,

Satan

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Thanos was right

Karyoplasma,

lawful neutral

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Neutral Evil for me. Almost the laziest option, but willing to put in the barest amount of effort.

yjr4df0708,

imagine tying a knot on the end of the bag, as far from the bread as possible, and just cutting it off and retying every time you want bread

kubica,
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

every time you want bread

And now I wonder why did I even stop at this thread at all.

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