MyFairJulia,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

Have you been up eating chicken nuggets all night?

CulturedLout,

I think I’m blind…

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Now now… He was only paralyzed. You could still consume more with assistance after 413.

RGB3x3,

When Burger King first came out with the $1.50 nuggets, my two friends and I got 90 between us.

Just 30 of those nuggets was too much. We all felt like shit afterward.

But we did enjoy the fun of asking for 90 nuggets in the drive through late at night.

nxdefiant,

you probably ate a week’s worth of salt.

m3t00,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

oh sure blame the nuggets. poor bastard probably had a syphilitic brain infection

vivadanang,

I get to 15 of a 20 piece and just…ugh. the human digestive tract wasn’t meant to endure that kind of disrespect.

Administrator,

disrespect

That’s straight up violence

Neil,
@Neil@lemmy.ml avatar

You need to blend them (with ranch) so you can chug them. By the time you’re done, the body hasn’t had time to send out warning signals.

vivadanang,

mmmm ranchickennug slurry, just like mom used to pump from the feeding hose

newIdentity,

I can eat 9-12 if I force myself

I usually don’t eat that much

Dkarma,

You mean endure that much pureed chicken skin

The_Eminent_Bon,

Now we know

BluJay320,
@BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Worth it

GrayBackgroundMusic,

Presenting to the emergency room…

SpezCanLigmaBalls,
@SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world avatar

I love this guy on YouTube. He’s like a scientific 1000 ways to die

H2207,
@H2207@lemmy.world avatar

Bro forgot to use the replenish hunger buff from taking a drink 💀

TonyHawksPoTater,
@TonyHawksPoTater@kbin.social avatar

The limit for him was 412.

GrimSheeper,

Yeah, RIP that dude but I’m built different

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

First to 420 nuggies shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome. And I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla.

name_NULL111653,

It will take all the Valkyriar to carry the mortal frame of the one who is worthy… May Bifrost support their most holy mass.

GissaMittJobb,
Redrum714,

Yea that guy is just a lil bitch

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

142.999

affiliate,

exactly. the trick is finding the exact bite of nugget that would leave you paralyzed and stopping right before that point

fylkenny,

How long did he take to eat that many?

dudewitbow,

Probably took a while unless trained speed eater.

I personally attempted the 100 nugget challenge and the bottleneck for me actually wasn’t getting full, it was that your jaw hurts a lot chewing through a shit ton of nuggets. I couldnt even imagine doing over 4x that amount in a sitting

Bonehead, (edited )

Just sounds like you need to start training by chewing gum at least 8 hours a day. And none of that Dentyne stuff, you need to find the cheapest pizza shop with the "Pink Gumball = Free Pizza!" gumball machines and chew those. Give it 6 months and 400 nuggets will seem like nothing.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Bazooka Joe has entered the chat.

dingus,

I used to chew gum like 24/7 and then my jaw started clicking and stuff so idk that it would really help your muscles lol

Fraylor,

Hear me out: frozen dubble bubble.

Kecessa,

Took a total of zero minutes because that’s a 2019 repost from Reddit based on a satire article from 8satire

www.snopes.com/…/413-chicken-nuggets-eaten/

m3t00,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

ahh man, hate when they source Snopes. Only the best I suppose

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

if you eat that many you’ll be homestuck

snugglesthefalse,

distant honking sounds intensify

A_Very_Big_Fan,

It’s like a dog whistle for homestucks

FaizalR,
@FaizalR@kbin.social avatar

إِنَّا ِللهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُوْن. اا

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

From Google Translate:

We belong to Allah and to Him we shall return. Oh

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