Bonehead

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Bonehead,

No...it's clearly Snuffaluffagus holding a rose with his trunk.

Bonehead,

Yeah, see, all you guys are fools...they're going to be looking for army guys.

Bonehead,

Honestly, while not exactly the same, the Walmart Great Value Mac and Cheese is almost identical to Kraft Dinner. Slightly different noodles, and the cheese powder is fairly pale compared to the striking yellow name brand stuff, but once the milk and butter is mixed in the colour comes out and it looks and tastes pretty damn close.

Bonehead,

And here I thought it was Trevor cosplaying as Cory...

Bonehead,

Carbonara.

Cook some chopped up bacon until crispy. Boil some pasta until cooked. Dump half cup of pasta water into bacon, mix. Mix 3 eggs with a half cup of parmesan, drip in a few tablespoons of pasta water while mixing. Turn off stove, dump pasta into bacon, mix for a few minutes, dump egg and parmesan in, mix vigorously. Eat with a big chunk of crusty bread. Should take 20 minutes from turning on the stove to eating.

Bonehead,

Because regular cooking is a lot more involved than just sitting back and watching bacon and pasta cook. Seriously, I don't do anything for most of the 20 minutes.

Bonehead,

Most of these comments say to boil pasta. The majority of the effort is just mixing stuff. I don't even measure anything...I just go with what my heart tells me. At most, it's 5 minutes effort and 15 minutes waiting.

Bonehead,

An even lazier option is just to buy pre-cubed pancetta. I keep it in the freezer, then just dump it in frozen. But most people buy bacon more than they buy pancetta.

Bonehead,

If your idea of "cooking" is just throwing a bunch of stuff together in a frying pan, then yeah I guess this is cooking. My idea of cooking involves more technique than just stirring a few things.

If you want dead simple, boil some pasta, drain, dump in a can of Catelli meat sauce, stir, serve. I did this a lot in college.

If you want dead dead simple, dump bag of Green Giant Garlic Pasta into pan, cook until warm, serve.

How low effort does it have to be? I thought 5 steps was low effort. Even if this is a huge effort for you because you've never done it before, do it once or twice and you'll want to do this from now on before reaching for the blue box.

Bonehead,

That's only because she refused to tell him that she loved him.

Bonehead,

Crust is part of the pizza. That's what dipping sauces are for.

Bonehead,

We would just ask for extra marinara sauce or donair sauce on the side before the prepackaged dipping sauces were introduced. Dipping crusts in sauce has been around for a very long time...even where you live...

Bonehead,

Do you really want the job if the interviewer can't handle being interviewed by you?

Bonehead,

I thought that once too and ignored my gut feeling. It was the most toxic work environment that I've ever experienced, and it essentially killed my software development career. I was eventually laid off and never recovered. I'm now a mail carrier.

Bonehead,

I actually work for Canada Post. We've heard rumblings of the pre-sequenced mail coming our way, and some people have lost large chunks of money from it. Contract negotiations are coming up though, so we'll see how things go. Though it is nice having a union that is willing to fight the company for the workers...I've never had that before this job.

Bonehead,

It was because I believed the lie "if you start in Support, you'll have a chance to move over to Development". I spent 5 years waiting for them to keep their promise. I did everything they asked me to do, I even wrote code in order to demonstrate that I was able to do it. None of it mattered. And after 5 years of doing everything they wanted, chasing that goal post that kept on moving back on me, they laid me off unceremoniously. I then tried to apply to development jobs but I kept on getting asked the question why I haven't held a development title in more than 5 years. No answer I gave was apparently good enough. I spent the next five years bouncing from a tech support job that I got laid off from, and then a technical advisor job (which was really just tech support for the development team) that I got laid off from. After that, I decided I either get a development job, or I'm leaving the industry. Tech Support was killing me, and I refused to go back. And now I deliver mail for a living. It's a lot less stress than I had to deal with before. And I now get a true chance of a six-figure salary.

Bonehead,

@FlyingSquid Looks like I wasn't the only one caught this morning...

Bonehead,

As long as I can have satellite internet and have supplies delivered, I'm picking the Kingdom of Redonda.

Bonehead,

17 days...today is almost over, so it's a write off in terms of preparing for Christmas. Unless you're buying everything online, in which case you're really cutting it close.

Bonehead,

The person on the other side isn’t guaranteed to be the same person when rematerialized. There’s the ontological argument that when you’re dematerialized, you die as your physical form is eliminated and that the person appearing on the other side is merely a clone of you, but not you.

That's just all a bunch of metaphysical nonsense...

Bonehead,

Imagine having to bang your instrument everytime you wanted to play music.

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Bonehead,

Ontario Provincial Police.

Bonehead,

It's a sad attempt to get an instance that is trans-friendly defederated. Don't let the idiots win...

Bonehead,

Define "post-scarcity". You can't replicate everything (without programmable matter, anyways...), and some raw materials are needed to build the replicators. And latinum is a rare commodity, though I don't know why it's so value beyond its scarcity. Greed will always be there as long as some things remain scarce yet required for a functioning society.

Bonehead,

Yes, but beyond its scarcity, what other purpose does it have? Lots of things are rare and can't be replicated, but their value comes from the need to use them for some purpose such the ability to build other things that you wouldn't be able to build otherwise. Latinum has never been shown as anything more than a currency with nothing behind it to give it value.

Bonehead,

In societies outside the Federation, where they don't have replicators, things have value due to being able to use them for other purposes. Latinum has never been shown to be used for any other purpose except to trade. Its not clear why a useless material is considered valuable, except for the fact that its rare.

Bonehead,

Gold is used in a variety of applications. You're likely holding a device filled with gold right now. Even before the computer revolution, is was still used in medical applications. There are tons of uses for gold that don't involve currency.

Bonehead,

It was shiny, easily workable, and didn't turn your skin green. As a jewelry metal, it was much more valuable than as a currency. It had uses other than just money...

Bonehead,

That paper is at least backed by the GDP of my country.

Bonehead,

The point is that we understand the actual paper has no value itself. It's the commitment of the government backing it that has the value.

Bonehead,

Yes, but again even by your own admission, it has uses other than just currency.

If you had a one-way ticket to Jan 1, 1999 that departs on Jan 1, 2024, and you are allowed to bring whatever fits into a backpack with you, what would you bring to use to take over the world, and how would you use it? (kbin.social)

Assume that the future can change based on your actions, so any historical information that you bring along with you from the intervening 25 years may quickly drift out of the new realities history....

Bonehead,

Also, start generating Bitcoin in late 2009 and sell it all on Nov 10, 2021.

Bonehead,

For ever crazy stunt pulled off in one of those games, even crazier shit has happened in real life. Humans under extreme stress in life threatening situations tend to get really creative.

Bonehead,

That's only because the nacelle pylons moved forward a little and got wider.

Bonehead,

I prefer the philosophy of Fu Kital...it really covers everything.

Bonehead,

Blue Bear.

When I was maybe 3 (I don't remember personally, I heard this story years later), my sister who was 9 at the time had this stuff bear. Blue fur, not much special about it, just an average stuffed bear. One day I decided I liked the bear more, and declared it mine. I was 3, that's what 3 year olds do. A great fight ensued, but since I was the baby Mom told my sister to just let me have it. It was stolen a few times, and stolen back a few more times. And then hidden away for a great many years. Until one day in our 30s, going through my old toy box at my father's house, hidden under some old report cards and junk toys, laid Blue Bear. And a great fight ensued, only this time with words and the occasional hip check into the wall to grab and dash. My step mother stepped in to tell us the smarten up and just give me the bear. And that was the first time I actually appreciated my step mother for something. She bought my sister whiskey to make up for it, but we all knew who won that day.

Blue Bear now sits in my living room display case.

Bonehead,

Spoils of war, my dude. Besides, in the grand scheme of things, she's had more wins than I have. The bear is mine, now and forever.

Bonehead,

I can hear this...

DON'T PROVOKE THE BORG!

Bonehead,

...then storing that information in Chrome's auto-fill because that's way too much to remember. And the circle is complete.

Bonehead,

I did see a doctor. I have Crohn's. I can't help it. Neither can an exorcist, though he did seem to give me more prostate checks than the doctor did for some reason.

Bonehead,

His hooves didn't fit...

Bonehead, (edited )

I think the more important question is...where is the trigger and how do you prevent accidental firing? I don't want to give away my secret just because I got a little nervous...

Edit: Oooooooh....you take it out first...

Bonehead,

Well there's something I wasn't concerned about before...

Bonehead,

The good news: Police are wearing body cams that they can't turn off.

The bad news: It's because the cameras are using constant facial recognition to tag everyone.

Bonehead,

That's just a holdover from Demotivational posters.

Bonehead,

it doesn’t.

Oh, ok.

It creates sound waves...

Uh...

Bonehead,

What will really fry your brain is when you think about how the Romulans are really just Vulcans that broke away during the Time Of Awakening. Romulans are suspicious, distrusting, and secretive...which makes sense when you're surrounded by unstable psychopaths that started a nuclear war. But they aren't as violent or ruthless as Vulcans use to be. So really, Romulans are just the sane stable Vulcans that decided to flee the psychopaths that threatened to kill them all. And now the psychopaths look down their noses at their emotional yet mentally stable cousins.

Bonehead,

I think the inescapable police state is a side effect of a secret society living amongst highly emotional violent psychopaths. The need to make sure that kind of mindset and behaviour is kept under strict control would be pretty high, since there is always the possibility. Of course what they did to the Remans is pretty unforgivable, but inescapable police states do tend to lean towards strict caste systems and somebody needs to do the dirty work.

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